25 Yam lus ntawm kev hlub: du sproshen Lyamur?

Muaj xws li cov phau ntawv paub zoo ntawm lub npe paj hlwb tus kheej cheepman - "tsib hom lus ntawm kev hlub". Peb txiav txim siab los tsim nws thiab ntxiv!

Yog tias ib tug neeg tsis nco qab, cov ntsiab lus luv luv ntawm phau ntawv yog xws li: peb txhua tus hais tias "Hlub" - thiab txhua tus cuam tshuam ntau yam. Rau ib qho, lub ntsiab kev qhia ntawm kev tsis txawj tuag lub siab yog lub cev kev sib cuag, tus lwm yam xav tias tus hlub thaum nws muab paj. Thiab qee zaum peb tsis nkag siab ib leeg - thiab pib ua yeeb yam thiab ua pov thawj peb txoj kev hlub nrog lwm yam kev nyiam nrog kev nthuav dav. Nws xav thab, thiab nws cov kais dej tau tshwm sim ... lossis rov ua dua.

Chapman rau taw tes sib luag los kawm paub ib leeg cov lus thiab tseem ceeb tsuas yog tsib daim: lus txhawb; Txuas lub sijhawm; nthuav qhia; pab; Kov (khawm tam sim ntawd, hnia thiab pw ua ke). Nws tus kheej tau hais tias tej zaum yuav muaj ib pawg ntawm cov lus qhuab qhia. Yog li peb xav tias - thiab tau pib ua haujlwm ntawm phau ntawv txhais lus. Koom nrog!

1. Tsa. Nws tsis yog li ntawd yuav koj lub tsho hnav uas nrog Miss Piggy uas nws xav ua txhaum. Thiab vim nws hlub. Thaum koj mus ntsib phooj ywg tus phooj ywg tus phooj ywg troll, cov neeg ntawm mackerel thiab tab tom npaj ua haujlwm hauv vib nas this. Thiab qhov no tsuas yog kev sib cav sib ceg, thiab lawv yuav tsis tawm tsam nws.

2. Tsuas yog nias. Tshaj tawm hnub Sunday sib ntaus sib tua ntawm ob lub jacodmites, tshaj lub horoscope ntawm Sasha Smilanskaya, tshaj Yawg Mr. Binin thiab tus neeg zej zog nyob hoom Nikorovna. Rau orgasmal sobs thiab sshryukov. Tab sis tsis nrog cov neeg tsis paub. Tsuas yog rau kev hlub xwb. Tsis lulza ua ntej tshoob tshoob!

3. Txhawm rau sib cav txog cov qauv ntawm ntug. Lwm hom cerebral intima. Koj maj mam kov nws tus phooj ywg Friedman, nws yuav coj txoj cai ntawm Hubble. Tom qab cua daj cua dub hloov pauv, koj poob sab sab thiab zoo siab. Los ntawm txoj kev, tsis muaj lus tso dag: rau ntau, kev mob siab yog qhia nyob rau hauv kev sib tham ntawm txhua yam khoom siv.

4. Sib cav. Nws tsis tuaj yeem hais txog cov quarars, thiab tsis hais txog cov kav dej. Koj tuaj yeem, tsawg kawg yuav ua li cas ntxuav cov zaub ntug hauv qab - raws lossis thoob plaws. Yog tias tsuas yog nws yuav kub, siab rau txhaws ntswg. Koj puas tsis pom zoo nrog peb? Koj puas muaj kev sib cav hais tias nws yuav tsis tshwm sim? Hurrah, koj hlub peb!

5. Cog lus. Koj tuaj yeem tsis tau txog cov zaub ntug hauv paus. Nws yog ua tau yam tsis muaj laj thawj. Yog tias tsuas yog nws yuav yog kub, nrog kev sib luag zoo thiab thawb rau ib ob peb cov lus txaus siab hais txog cov sijhawm zoo li no.

6. Sau SMS. Nrog cov cim ntawm cov cim ntawm cov cim lossis tsis muaj, nrog rau cov dej khov, emoticons lossis tsuas yog peb txoj kev nkhaus, nrog "Kuv yuav tsis yog kev ntxeev siab." Qhov loj tshaj plaws yog tias nyob rau hauv koj lub hnab tshos Tsis tu ncua thiab tsim txom, thiab koj cov ntiv tes quav lub smartphone!

7. Making chicknames. Bunks thiab lwm yam vaj tsiaj, hnub thiab tas ntawm cov hnub qub yog pob zeb hnub nyoog. Lub npe sib haum xeeb yuav yog Mega-muaj tswv yim. Kuv paub ob peb hauv kev hlub, nyob rau hauv lub sijhawm, nyob rau hauv lub sijhawm ntawm kev sib tw hu txhua tus nyob rau hauv ib lo lus maj "".

8. Ua ke rau dai rau lub ntiaj teb. Qhov no, tau kawg, lub sijhawm "hu ua" hom lus, tab sis tshwj xeeb. Nws tus neeg muab khoom noj movie tsis xav tau lub sijhawm uas muab rau nws nyob ze rau lub tshuab ntxhua khaub ncaws. Tsuas yog txhaj koj rau cov khub Manchuria lossis tawm los ntawm hauv qab ntawm Grand Bazaar, nws yuav xav tsis pom koj tus kheej.

9. txhim kho. Pygmalion ntawm ib tus tub los ntxhais thiab kev hlub tsis yog kev hlub yog tias nws cov khoom tsis poob phaus los ntawm 12 kg, nws yuav tsis kawm txog qhov tsawg kawg ntawm txoj kev. Ntawd yog, thawj theem ntawm kev paub hauv Buddhism of Paravada.

10. Tsis txhob tawm tsam nrog kab laum. Koj tsis yog xab npum ib khob, thiab ib puag ncig koj lub khoos phis tawm tsis yog ib leeg, tab sis cov soump brood, tab sis kuv tseem hlub koj raws nraim li koj. Menyuam tsis hloov.

11. Rub tawm. "Koj nyob qhov twg?", "Koj ua dab tsi tam sim no?", "Mus? Thiab dab tsi? "," 20.04, koj puas muaj txoj sia nyob? " Yog lawm, Hlub kev phem.

12. Txaus siab rau cov xwm txheej ntawm koj cov tsiaj uas koj hlub. Kev siv zog yuav tsum kawm seb qhov twg yog qhov txawv ntawm Havbek thiab hauv paus rau nws pab neeg. Ntau cov kev rau siab yuav nco ntsoov dab tsi hmoov rau cov hmoov rau kev ua haujlwm - thiab ua rau lub siab nyiam qhov tshwm sim ntawm kev puas tsuaj ntuj no.

13. Kawm nrog nws cov phooj ywg. Muaj xav tsis thoob los ntawm lawv txoj kev paub ntawm cov chaw tawm lossis embossing. Thiab qhov tob ntawm kev paub ntawm tus neeg uas lawv paub txog lub lauj kaub, thiab koj muaj ob lub hlis.

14. Ua tib zoo mloog. Tsis txhob cuam tshuam. Thiab nod. Teev mloog. Ob tug mloog. Mloog txhua yam. Thiab tom qab ntawd tsis txhob nug nug: "Chevo-Au?!" Thiab niaj hnub no tau tshwm sim raws li kuv tau hais rau koj thaum lub Cuaj Hlis 23, 2006. "

15. Txi mus khawb hauv kev sib raug zoo. "Thiab koj xav li cas thaum kuv hais koj?", "Yog qhov tshwm sim ntawm kev raug mob me nyuam! Koj bused grandma? " Qhov ntawd yog li cas Mawing Kev Hlub - Tsis txhob kis, tsis muaj. Cov tub hluas tuaj hla thiab cov lus ntawm kev hlub. Tab sis tsis tshua muaj, thiab thov txim.

16. Kom tau hais rau "tsis muaj nqaij qaib tsis zoo". Qhov no tsis yog ib lo lus txhawb "." Cov lus txhawb: "Kuv pom tau hais tias nws tsis yog li hauv koj qhov teeb meem, thiab kuv qhia koj los daws nws txoj kev tom ntej. Taw tes ua ntej ... "- Tam sim no lawv yeej tsis yob. Hnov qab. Tsuas yog hais tias: "txom kuv cov nqaij qaib me me." Oh, yog lawm, tus me nyuam. Ua rau nws nrog kuv tseem.

17. Qhia Yeeb Nkab. Koj tsis tau xav li, thiab kuv twb xav lawm. Dab tsi? Koj tseem tsis tau xav txog nws? Thiab kuv xav tias nws li ob lub lis piam! Xav tias cia koj twb - koj tsis xav tias?!

18. Ua rau tsis muaj kev chim vwm. Vim li cas nws thiaj dhia los ntawm qhov ntawd? Vim tias nws hlub nws heev. Vim li cas nws thiaj xa nws lub volchethnik rau nws hauv tsev khomob 139? Rau tib qho laj thawj!

19. Zoo li. Sau koj txhais tes thiab muab cov yuam sij ntawm no tsis txaus. Thiab ces ib tug nyiam zeej yuav saib tsis ntseeg, xam khib, soution, txhob dag los yog indifference nyob rau hauv koj lub neej. Zoo li tsis tsuas yog nplua mias, tab sis kuj tseem nrog tag nrho kuv lub siab. Koj tsis tuaj yeem? Tsheb nqaj hlau ntawm cov miv!

20. Sat txuas. On quotes thiab enotics, GIFS thiab TEALS thiab TUAK, cov lus qhia txog cov khoom siv hais txog keeb kwm ntawm nkauj xwb uas koj yuav yog. " Nws tsis yog spam. Nov yog Amor.

21. Muaj tsaug zog ua ke nyob rau hauv tiag tiag kev nkag siab ntawm lo lus. Txhawm rau poke los ntawm cov kabmob, yog tias koj xav tau, koj tuaj yeem yuav luag txhua tus neeg laus, tab sis tom qab ntawd tsis txhob tawg rau ntawm ib lub tog hauv ncoo - qhov no yog deb ntawm ib yam.

22. Ua noj borsch. Qhov no yog tag nrho cov lus sib txawv. Thiab tag nrho cov crawls. Thiab kev mob siab rau qhov kawg.

23. Rov sau dua tshiab thiab sib tov. Beat khob, tsis meej pem hauv code Locks thiab tsav lub chaw nres tsheb. Vim tias nws yog los ntawm kev hlub zoo thiab muaj zog.

24. Tso nyob ib leeg. Tsis txhob xa SMS. Tsis txhob kov tsis honbekov tsis tub leeg. Txawm tias borsch tsis ua noj. Cia li muab me ntsis so. Yog lawm, kev hlub tsis yog sighing rau ntawm lub rooj ntev zaum, tab sis kev ua haujlwm nyuaj.

25. Tso ua ke rau hauv lub teb chaws. Qhov no yog ib qho kev sib txuas lus thoob ntiaj teb nyob rau hauv uas txhua tsib yog kev sib txuas sib haum xeeb. Thiab kev sib chwv hauv ncoo), thiab cov lus ntawm kev txhawb nqa ("tsis yog, saib, lawv puas muaj sijhawm (plaub lub caij nyoog), thiab khoom plig (" thiab kuv Rub tawm qhov thib tsib hnub no! "), thiab pab (" Muab cov chips, thov pov ntau! ") ... Peb yuav ua li no tam sim no! Txhua lub hnab yuav tsum hlub.