Hnub Friday yav tsaus ntuj, nws yog lub sijhawm los so thiab foom tsis zoo rau kev ua qhev rau lub xya lub hauv caug. Tsis yog, peb yeej hlub peb txoj haujlwm heev. Tab sis, thov txim, tsis nyob rau hmo Friday. Sau cov lus ruam tshaj plaws ntawm cov neeg siv khoom, tau hnov tias, koj tuaj yeem hnav lub kaus mom los ntawm lub ntsej muag thiab thov kom muaj lub meej mommologist mus rau Jeanne Hasanovna.
"Koj nyob hauv tus kws tshaj lij, Kuv kiag ntseeg koj lub tswvyim!"
Zoo, tau kawg! Ua txhaum! Txhua tus kauj ruam yuav raug thuam thiab cov lus tawm los ntawm cov koob: "Kuv tau qhia koj cov lethout nrog kuv tus muam thib ob tsim qauv - nws categorically tsis nyiam nws! Peb yuav tsum tso txhua yam! Sai! "
"Peb tau ntev dhau ntawm kev ua lag luam thiab paub peb cov neeg tuaj saib xyuas lub hom phiaj!"
Yog lawm, yog li tag nrho cov ntawv tshaj tawm kev tshaj tawm thiab tus thawj tswj hwm yuav qhia tus thawj accountant (nws tus tub xeeb ntxwv ntawm tus kws lij choj tshawb xyuas). Thiab tseeb, ntau tus neeg thiab kev xav, qhov zoo dua cov khoom yuav yog! Koj, los ntawm txoj kev, yuav cuam tshuam rau cov ntawv nyeem qhib (thiab txog tus tub xeeb ntxwv, thiab txog cov kev xav). Zoo, tom qab 125,000 qhov kev tshem tawm zaum kawg, kev teeb tsa yuav ploj mus, thaum kawg, tus no yog dab tsi yog @ # $% ^?! "
"Peb xav tau cov khoom lag luam zoo!"
Ntxiv mus, raws li txoj cai, nws ua lub ntsiab lus ncua, lub ntsiab lus uas cov khoom lag luam zoo yuav tsum tau txais nyob rau hauv ib lub sijhawm luv (tej zaum txawm nag hmo) thiab pub dawb. Zoo, ces, nws hloov tawm tias koj cov tswv yim hais txog kev ua tau zoo tsis txhob sib phim nrog tus neeg siv lub tswv yim ntawm qhov no.
"Nws yuav yooj yim rau peb! Kuv nyiam sau kuv tus kheej! "
Khiav, forrest, khiav! Thiab tsis txhob saib ib puag ncig! Qhov no txhais tau tias qhov no txhais tau tias ib puas plaub quadrillion ntawm cov lus ruam thiab kuv yuav tau sib tw ntawm cov ntaub ntawv Lavxias thiab koj muaj kev kawm paub txog profile, koj yuav txaj muag rau lawj.
"Kuv tsis nyiam!"
Vim li cas? Vim tias. Taw tes. Tsis muaj kev piav qhia. Koj yog tus kws tshaj lij. Kwv yees koj tus kheej. Koj tseem yuav tsum piav txhua yam.
"Peb them koj txhua yam!"
Zoo, ntawm no tsis muaj lus hais. Ua tau fucked nyob rau hauv tag nrho cov poses rau cov nyiaj ua niam ntiav. Thiab peb tsis yog lawv. Thiab thaum 9 teev sawv ntxov hnub Sunday tsis tas yuav hu rau kev hu xov tooj ntawm tes.
"Zoo, tus nqi koj ris! Kuv tau ua haujlwm hauv thaj chaw no tau ntev thiab paub cov kev txiav txim ntawm cov nqi! "
Koj tuaj yeem, tab sis tsis nrog peb. Pheej yig dua thiab zoo dua, tej zaum, tej zaum, ib yam li ntawd, tab sis kuj tsis nrog peb. Tsis yog, qhov chaw nyob yuav tsis qhia, ua ntej yuav tsis them rov qab.
"Cia kuv hu koj thiab kho kev kho!"
Tsis. Sau rau hauv kev sau ntawv. Yog li ntawd nws tsis yog khoom tom ntej.
"Vim li cas koj ua nws txhua?"
Saib cov khoom saum toj no. Peb tau ceeb toom koj: Tsuas yog sau ntawv.
"Peb npaj tau sai sai xa koj cov lus!"
Dag ntxias dag. Lawv, ua tau, yog tias koj tsis paub, tseem 2 (!!!) txoj haujlwm ntxiv rau koj. Thiab ntau cov kev kawm lus Askiv Askiv rau peb teev thaum nruab hnub. Noj su, ib yam nkaus, tsis muaj leej twg muab tso tseg. Thiab cov rooj sib tham, tau kawg! Yog li no, kho koj yuav tau txais ib lossis ob zaug ib hnub ntawm qhov zoo tshaj plaws. Yog tias txoj haujlwm yog maj nrawm - ib zaug txhua ob lossis peb hnub thiab txhua zaus tsib feeb ua ntej hnub ua haujlwm. Xyuas kom paub tseeb.
"Koj tus kheej xav txog txoj haujlwm no? Koj nyiam? "
Ncaj ncees? Koj tsis xav txog qhov koj nyiam, tom qab ntawv thib tsib nrog kev kho sai ntawm 20.50 rau hnub Friday. Thiab feem ntau, koj tsis yog lawv cov neeg tuaj saib. Ntawm no koj nyiam Dali. Thiab lawv cov neeg tuaj saib lub hom phiaj stas mikhailov. Ntawd yog, nyob rau hauv dav dav tsis tau muaj txiaj ntsig, koj puas nkag siab? Yog li dab tsi yog qhov taw tes ntawm kev txhim kho kev sib tham? Tsis muaj tseeb. Tab sis koj teb cov lus teb. Koj yog tus kws tshaj lij. Koj paub tias yuav tsim nyog li cas.
"Nws zoo li kuv tias txhua yam nyob hauv fonts!"
Paub tseeb! Wb ua si fonts thiab juggle headines. Koj yog yog li ntawd ua haujlwm hauv ib khub nrog tus tsim qauv-yav tas los Circus Artist. Nyob rau hauv dav dav, ob qho tib si ntawm dab tsi, tau yug los hauv sawdust thiab yuam kev tom qab lawv lub circus thaum nws nyob ncig. Tam sim no nws yog trampled tshaj nws poob. Koj xav, tej zaum rov qab rau tsov, eh?
"Koj pom, txhua yam yog qhov zoo hauv cov ntawv nyeem, tab sis tsis muaj qhov muaj zog hauv cov lus no. Thiab nws yuav tsum txiav, nkag siab? "
Mus rau mayakovsky txhua. Los yog vladimir ilich. Cov lus uas tsis yog peb. Peb tsis paub yuav ua li cas.
"Ua tsaug rau koj rau kev teeb tsa! Kuv nyiam txhua yam ntau! Peb nyob ntawm no, txawm li cas los xij, ua lwm txoj hauv kev hauv Photoshop. Cia peb coj nws raws li lub hauv paus. Cov duab peb coj los ntawm Yandex. Txais tos lossis xa koj tus kheej lossis xa? "
Txhua yam yog qhov zoo - ob qho duab Photoshop, thiab cov duab los ntawm lub tshuab tshawb nrhiav nws thiab qhov kev xa mus rau lawv. Nqe Lus Nug: Vim li cas koj thiaj mus rau peb? Nej txhua tus tsis hnov zoo yog tsis muaj peb, txoj cai!
"Mock Qhia! Peb kuj qhia ob qho kawg ntawm cov neeg tuaj yeem thiab txhua yam, peb tuaj yeem xav tias koj raug pom zoo! "
Npaj rau qhov tseeb tias tom qab cov kab lus no hauv koj lub nplaub tshev, cov ntaub ntawv yuav tshwm sim nrog lub npe "ntawv nyeem_keded_final_378" thiab cov plaub hau txho. Lossis lysin. Peb tsis paub dab tsi zuj zus.