Rau lub hlis dhau los, peb tau poob ntau thiab poob ntau. Peb cov nyiaj hli txo ib zaug (thiab qhov no yog tias lawv tseem tsis tau xaiv tom qab nyob ntawm rubles). Qee tus twb tau txiav lossis tsuas yog pov rau hauv txoj kev, thiab qhov no tseem tos ntau ntxiv, peb yuav tsis dag. Lub rub tawm yog ooj qhov twg!
Tab sis tsis muaj dab tsi. Peb yog cov neeg Lavxias, thiab peb muaj cov tshuaj nyob hauv ntiaj teb los ntawm txhua tus kab mob thiab cov lus teb rau kev sib tw rau txhua txoj kev cov nyom. Raws li nyob rau hauv cov lus qhia: "Txiv, koj paub, vodka tau sawv hauv tus nqi. Koj puas yuav haus tsawg dua? " "Tsis muaj, tus tub, koj yuav noj tsawg dua." Hauv qab no - 7 kis, thaum nws tsis tuaj yeem haus thiab tsis tuaj yeem siv tshuaj kho kom huv.Koj nyuam qhuav los tsev
Nyob rau hauv qhov xwm txheej ntawm kev ntxhov siab tas mus li thiab kev tawm tsam rau lub neej muaj, txhua hnub yog ib qho feat. Sawv thaum sawv ntxov, los ua haujlwm, ua haujlwm tawm txhua hnub, rov qab mus tsev - feat. Yog li ntawd, koj yuav tsum tau haus. Tab sis txhua yam tsis yooj yim, vim hais tias haus dej txhua hnub, ntawm chav kawm, nws yog tsis yooj yim sua. Tab sis yog tias kuv xav tau tiag tiag, koj yuav tsum tau haus brandy nyob rau yav tsaus ntuj. Nws lowers siab me ntsis thiab ua zoo li sedative. Lwm txoj kev xaiv - Portwine. Qab zib, dej cawv, paub txog nrog menyuam yaus thaum yau - thiab ntawm no peb nyob hauv thaj chaw xis nyob. Kev xaiv tsis ncaj ncees yog haus npias. Kev haus cov npias ntawm lub rooj zaum hauv TV yog txoj hauv kev ncaj qha rau lub plab, kev txo qis hauv lub plab thiab kev nyuaj siab.Liab Nyiaj Hli
Tsis muaj ib yam dab tsi uas yuav ua neej nyob rau, tab sis yuav tsum tau haus dej ib txwm. Nws yog qhov zoo tshaj plaws los coj kom zoo dua ntawm daim ntawv qhia rau cov chav kawm Askiv ua haujlwm. British thiab Irish kev nyuaj tom qab kev hloov pauv tuaj rau ntawm qhov bar thiab haus hauv ib lub tswvyim txhais kom meej. Ua ntej, lawv xaj cov mug ntawm npias thiab cov moos uas pheej yig tshaj, cov khoom haus kom huv (zoo, lossis koj tuaj yeem pov lub khob rau hauv mug). Tom qab ntawd lawv xaj cov mug ntawm npias thiab nws tau haus qeeb qeeb thiab ntev, dai nrog cov phooj ywg thiab, yog tias tsim nyog, koom nrog kev sib ntaus sib tua. Raws li qhov tshwm sim, muaj qhov kev ua tau pheej yig heev, uas yuav luag tsis muab txoj kev sib tw thiab tso cai rau hnub tom qab mus rau lwm tus. Peb muaj cov pub pheej yig xav txog dab tsi tsis yog, tab sis tib qho yuav rov ua dua hauv tsev nrog ib qho tsis txaus siab npias thiab vodka. Qhov tseem ceeb tshaj plaws ntawm no yog kom ua raws li kev qhuab qhia hlau thiab tsis dhau nws.Lub chav kawm ntawm euro dua txhua tus ntaus
Farewell mus rau Euro - cov txheej txheem kev quaj ntsuag zoo nkauj. Thaum lub sijhawm qeeb ua haujlwm tsis muaj sijhawm los hloov cov nqi tus nqi thiab European dej cawv tseem muaj nqis li cas ua ntej, koj tuaj yeem sai npaum li cas rau cov Sulfas ze tshaj plaws thiab yuav khoom txaus nyiam. Tab sis nws tsis yog lawm, ntawm chav kawm. Yog tias koj haus ib yam qab thiab qab zib, koj yuav nyob twj ywm tu siab, nostalgia thiab lub siab phem. Nws yog ib qho tsim nyog yuav tsum nqa lub raj mis ntawm cov neeg tawg, piv txwv li, Jagmeister, thiab haus nws yam tsis muaj diluting. Cov tshuaj no hauv cov khoom loj yuav ua rau tsis txhob ntshai txhua yam hauv koj thiab ua kom nws tau kev rau txim yooj yim. Ib qho kev xaiv yuam kev: haus German thiab Slavic Txiv Hmab Txiv Ntoo Vodka, Cherry, Txiv moj schnin, uas yog txhua yam no. Lawv, ua ntej, qab, thiab qhov thib ob, txhawb kev ua kev txiav txim siab, ua rau lawv ua, hu nkauj, tawm ntawm tsoomfwv. Thiab vim li cas koj thiaj xav tau nws?Kev sib cav sib ceg nrog nws tus hlub / sib cav sib ceg nrog nws tus hlub
Hauv ob qho xwm txheej no, nws yog ib qho tsim nyog los haus ntsh cub caw. Vim tias nws yog tus phem dua, nws yog tus uas tsis ncaj ncees thiab zoo dua vim peb yuav muaj txoj sia nyob rau hauv qhov teeb meem yooj yim dua nrog tus khub tub rog). Cov ntxhais nyob rau hauv cov xwm txheej no yuav tsum haus dej semi-qab zib, vim tias nws muaj kev lom zem dua, kev rau txim ntau rau kev rau txim rau luag rau lawv lub siab zoo. Cov tub hluas - kev lim hiam los yog concoction, vim tias lawv khiav ntshav thiab thaum sawv ntxov koj tuaj yeem txav lub roob thiab daws teeb meem. Ib qho kev xaiv tsis raug: Cov ntxhais - mus rau ntawm qhov bar thiab haus cawv cawv (kim heev), cov tub hluas - haus cawv (tib yam).Tau raug rho tawm haujlwm
Nws yog tsis yooj yim sua kom tsis txhob qaug cawv rau hnub lawb tawm. Thiab nws zoo li tsim nyog kom muaj kev lom zem, tab sis rub tawm ntawm tu siab, tu siab. Nikolai Vasilyich Gogol, lub qhov ncauj ntawm ib tus ntawm cov neeg ntxim nyiam uas muaj kev xav tu siab uas nws tau tsim nyog los haus burgundy. Burgundy yog kim, yog li koj tuaj yeem cia li yuav ntau cov cawv liab thiab tag nrho siv nws. Yam tsawg kawg liter, thiab zoo dua - ntau dua. Haus cawv liab rau qhov tsis nco qab - thiab sublime tu siab tu siab yuav ua rau koj tsis yog tsuas yog nyob rau hauv cov txheej txheem, tab sis kuj tseem hnub. Thiab tom qab ntawd koj tuaj yeem pib tsim, yuav ua li cas nyob. Kev daws tsis yog: haus vodka. Los ntawm vodka, tsuas yog tu siab thiab npub, thiab cawv txiv neej txhim kho kev xav.Sib cav sib ceg nrog phooj ywg
Nws tshwm sim, tshwj xeeb yog tias koj sim piav qhia qhov pom tseeb, thiab nws, nyeg, maj nws txoj kab nyuaj. Thiab tam sim no ib tug neeg tau hloov mus rau tus neeg thiab txhua yam, sib cav. Ntawm no yog thawj yam yuav tsum sib raug zoo thiab haus dej. Qhov teeb meem zoo tshaj plaws yog yuav vodka thiab carbonated dej "Tswb" thiab nco qab txog hnub zoo, qaug rau txoj haujlwm ntawm kev rov qab. Vodka nrog "Tswb" Koj yuav tsum tau sib xyaw txhua txoj kev, thiab nws yog qhov zoo dua rau haus ib qho xwb. Hnyav thiab ruam, stroller thiab txiav cov khoom tsuas yog thaum ncav cuag, vodka mus ncuav ua ntej hauv lub teeb yas yas ua tsis muaj tus tswv cuab. Cov khoom noj txom ncauj tsis suav nrog: nws kuj yuav tau noj riam thiab tso rab rawg. Ib qho kev xaiv yuam kev: npias. Nws rau cov ntaub ntawv xws li tsis tau tawm tsam.Txhua yam yog ploj!
Peb tsis paub cov ntsiab lus, tab sis peb nkag siab koj txhais li cas. Mus rau ntawm lub bar, yog tias txhua yam tau ploj mus! - Nws yog tau nyob rau hauv daim ntawv ntawm kev zam. Kev txiav txim ntev kob dej khov tshuaj yej. Vodka, Gin, Rauv Rum, Tripl Sec, kua txiv kab ntxwv thiab Cola, tag nrho ntawm 28% cawv. Haus. Tom qab ntawd haus thib ob. Tom qab qhov thib ob koj yuav muaj qhov kev xav "Kuv yuav xav txog nws tag kis." Tom qab tus thib peb yuav rov qab txaus siab rau lub neej. Yog tias koj txaus rau plaub - "txhua yam tau ploj mus!" Hloov los ntawm ib qho kev poob ntawm kev nco qab. Feem ntau, pom koj hauv qhov bar.