Ib tug ntxhais hlub kev coj dawb huv, tab sis hates messing nrog rags. Nws hlub ib lub ncuav mog qab zib, tab sis hates plab. Thiab qhov no yog li qub, yog! Zoo, nyob rau hauv tej yam me me: tseem muaj ib pawg ntawm tej yam uas tsis tau muab rau cov txiv neej nruab nrab. Peb tsuas yog yuav tsum nco ntsoov. Ua siab phem rau lub taub hau thiab rov hais dua: "Yog lawm, koj tsis paub txog qhov chaw thiab inexhaustible ua ib qho atom. Haus cawv liab, noj chocolate! "
Ua kom zoo nkauj!
Ntawm no yog koj tus txiv thiab cov menyuam, pom tseeb ib pawg neeg troggal. Yog tias koj tsis tau hnav khaub ncaws tawm ntawm lawv, txawm hais tias lub txim ntawm tus yam, yuav muaj lub parsik lub cev. Zoo, dab tsi nws tiv thaiv lawv los ntawm kev pub mis luag, thiab tsis yog cant ntawm piglets? Thiab ntawm no koj tau caum lawv hauv tus Tsov tus tw thiab hauv mane, kom txhua cov tais yuav zoo nkauj. "Yog, koj tsis muaj txaus ntawm no lws suav los ntawm bank! Txiav, muab tso, thiab zoo dua ua zaub xam lav. " Thiab nws yuav zoo nyob tos mitenka, thiab nws yog qhov zoo heev - muab txhua yam tib daim hlau, thiab nyob rau hauv nruab nrab ntawm lub rooj ntawm so ntswg ntawm cov phaj ntawm cov phiaj. Thiab koj ua dab tsi, nyob rau hnub ib leeg (poj niam kev zoo siab - tus txiv ntawm kev ua lag luam, Hamster thiab menyuam yaus hauv kev yug menyuam)? Zaub xam lav, dai kom zoo nkauj nrog greenery thiab txiv qaub hlais? Ha ha ob zaug. Koj muaj cov nqaij txias txias los ntawm lub lauj kaub, tawm rau lub qhov rooj Jamb. Yog lawm, nrog koj cov ntiv tes, yog li qab! Hauv ob txhais tes tib lub sijhawm tuav ib phau ntawv (thiab leej twg tau hais lus "Mitya, muab tso! Yuav!"?), Thiab hauv qhov chaw deb thib peb. Lepota-a! Tsis muaj dab tsi, peb tuaj yeem, qhov kev zam tau lees paub txoj cai, Marivanna tsis tuaj yeem dag.
Qhov tseeb - peb txhua tus
Kev sib ntaus sib tua yog dawb huv thiab txoj cai, kev sib ntaus tsis yog rau qhov ua yeeb koob ntawm lub yeeb koob - rau lub neej hauv chav tsev. Me ntsis koj yuav qeeb qhov nrawm nrawm, cov rooj zaum (uas rau nws - WIDROBES) Thauches nyob saum qab nthab thiab tsis pom lawv txoj kev ywj pheej. Qhov rooj tshuabs (lawv yog cov khau khiab rau cov thom khwm) yuav tsis muaj nyob mus ib txhis. Lub pob tawb pob zeb ua ke los ntawm kev kho siab ... Tsis txhob muab, hluas nkauj! Txuag Feng Shui! ... Tab sis nws yuav lom zem kom coj thiab tshem kuv tus kheej nrog lub koob yees duab zais thaum koj rov qab los ntawm ib tog twg rau kuv bachelor's bakery. Lub ces kaum twg koj puas muaj lub hnab tes? Nyob rau dab tsi lub teeb teeb ceev? Tsis muaj dab tsi, peb tuaj yeem, ntov, nrog lub teeb taws ua ke hauv cov qauv thiab cov qauv! Yog li Feng Shui yog nyob ntawm qhov chaw.
Cov Neeg Txom Nyem Miv
Zoo, qhov no yog rau txim rau kev rau txim rau Karmic es tsis txhob pab cov tsis muaj zog (I, yog!) Qhib cov tuam txhab German facist no. Puas yog kuv nyob hauv tsev kawm theem siab hauv cov hauj lwm embroidered uas ntswg nrog minnie nas? Txhawm rau xaiv qhov manicure nrog kev tshoov siab ntawm botticelli? Txog tam sim no, zoo li lub Amazon kawg, kom qhib cov yeeb ncuab flasks-tin? Tsis tau, mus ntawm no thiab coj cov cuab yeej no hauv koj txhais tes, Kuv xav tau koj zoo li tus txiv neej tam sim no. Tab sis yog tias, piv txwv li, tsis yog ib qho thiab tsis yog lub raj mis thiab liab, nws yog lub sijhawm lom zem dua rau cov ncauj lus! Tsis muaj dab tsi, peb tuaj yeem, koj xav tau lub sab sab kev tawm ntawm kev ntxhov siab ntev.
Lub Vajvoog Loafers!
Lawv tub nkeeg, lawv yog zaub, lawv yog tus ua yeeb yam. Laubny, raws li koj tuaj yeem zaum tom qab cov tso tsheb hlau luam no, zaub ntug hauv paus rau lawv hauv lub tshuab, dichhlofos rau cov kab ntsig. Los yog ntawm no - thiab koj tau sim ua tsis txhob khib tus txiv neej mus football? Yog tias nws yog nws txhua hnub nrog rhiab thiab mob siab rau, thiab tsis yog txhua tus yog tus kheej lub neej - thiab deb ntawm xws li? Nws npaj siab siv sijhawm thiab lub zog rau txhua qhov khib nyiab, dua li kuv - Kuv yog qhov chaw khib nyiab tsis txaus, Kuv yuav tua nws tawm, thiab tom qab ntawd tua nws. Thiab dab tsi muaj xov tooj ntawm no? Xov tooj yog dab tsi? Ntawm no yog qhov no, liab? Tsis yog, nws tsis yog qhov tseeb. Ib teev thiab ib nrab, hais tias, Marinka? Thiab peb thiab peb thiab ib nrab teev ntawm lub rooj sab laj nyob rau hauv lub ntsiab lus "Kuv xav tau ib tug ntxhais, thiab kuv xav tau fyr fyri"? Tom qab ntawd koj plam qhov tsis yog lawm! Thiab feem ntau, peb muaj peev xwm, thaum kawg, peb muaj ntau dua Fengshuynne thiab ing cyr fyr fyri.
Kuv tsis yog neeg siab hlob, Kuv yog ib lub tsev
Yog lawm, nws tsis tua lub teeb hauv chav dej. Yog lawm, nws tsis saib daim nqi cim thaum nws siv 400 grams los ntawm lub txee 300 rubles yog qhov qub, tab sis tsuas yog siv sijhawm me ntsis me ntsis uas 600 grams ntawm 250 rubles. Yog lawm, tab sis tsis muaj cov kua ntses no feem ntau ua tau. Thiab tseem muaj ntau tshaj li - tsis muaj rooj plaub no. Cia thawj zaug ncaws hauv peb lub pob zeb uas tau hais tias yam tsis muaj kev txuag nyiaj nyuaj tuaj yeem ua rau lub ntiaj teb lossis txuag lub ntiaj teb. Tsis yog, zoo, nws yog tam sim ntawd "impative kev yuav khoom, qhov kev yuav khoom siv", "ob lub hnab tes nrog cov nyiaj hli thiab tus thib peb nrog ua ntej"! Peb tuaj yeem, kev lag luam kev kho mob yog hu ua, nug tus kheej psychologists.
Peb tau nqa me ntsis
Thiab tsis txhob sib cav, nws muaj qee yam haujlwm nyiam coj txawv txawv, yog tias tsis txhob hais lus ruam. Zoo, yog nws yog dab tsi rau Mania - siv lub xyoo zoo tshaj plaws ntawm koj lub neej (tsis tau qhib tag nrho cov kev cai!) Nyob rau, tsis zoo, hais cov sau ntawm qauv? Hmoov sib dhos, hnab nyiaj nqus hnab nyiaj. Thiab tom qab ntawd lawv yog tib yam, cov qauv ntawm cov no, tsis nyob hauv daim teb kom siv, tsis Feng Shui txhim kho, tsis txawm yuav cais, thaum kawg. Thiab tsis nyob ntawm no, thov nco qab ib lub tsheb kauj vab txawv! Zoo nkauj heev nws tau muab tawm, los ntawm txoj kev. Thiab nws tsis sau plua plav rov qab ua haujlwm, vim tias nws npog ib qho tshwj xeeb embroiderededed. Thiab feem ntau, peb tuaj yeem, peb muaj cov kev nyiam ua yog txuj ci siab, thiab tsis phem.
Yuav txiav txim siab li cas
Mloog, zoo, leej twg ntawm peb yog macho muaj zog thiab tus thawj coj ntawm praid? Koj yuav tsum txiav txim siab. Leej twg yuav txais nws, Laub? Kuv muaj ib qho pms, micure zem, qhov tsis txaus siab tsis pub thiab lub rooj sab laj tau raug suav. Yog li, koj xaiv nws li cas?! Nyob rau hauv lub grey-ntsuab sawb, koj tsis tuaj yeem tua, nws tsis tuaj yeem nrhiav dab tsi ntxiv kev tuag? Tab sis vim li cas koj tsis tham nrog kuv? Kuv hais kom nthuav tawm cov lus pib? Zoo, yog, tau hais. Yog nws tiag tiag cov kev ua lej siab tshaj plaws: koj yuav tsum tau ua tiav thiab ua qhov kev xaiv, tab sis txhua yam yuav tsum ua haujlwm raws li kuv xav tau hauv qhov tob ntawm kuv tus ntsuj plig. Txawm hais tias kuv tus kheej yuav tseem tsis tau paub txog lub sijhawm ntawd. Kuv tsis tau kawm cov kev nyiam rau koj tus hlub - zoo, kuv tus kheej ib tug neeg phem. Thiab feem ntau, peb muaj peev xwm. Vim tias nyob rau hauv qhov tob ntawm tus ntsuj plig koj nkag siab nws tus kheej. Tsis to taub? Zoo, cormide yog tib yam li noj.
Phem Zoo Tub
Zoo, yog, Kuv xav kom koj ua siab mos siab muag thiab ntxim hlub nrog kuv. Yog lawm, kuv nug cov paj thiab chocolates. Zoo, yog, ib hnub, Kuv mam li nco dheev tias vim li cas kuv nyiam cov tub hluas phem heev. Ntawm no yog nthuav lawv. Thiab koj yog ib yam nkaus thiab, koj tsis muaj kev sib cav sib cav, thiab qhov dav dav, qee yam Bups thiab Chocolates twb tau qee yam tsis txaus siab. Thov txim. Feem ntau, peb tuaj yeem, peb muaj kev kawm roj ntsha kom ua tau rov qab: thiab xws li txhua tus neeg tau tawg nyob rau hauv lub hnub poob - thiab yog li ntawd kuv zaum ntawm lub zes, sov fluffy tus tw yog ntshai. Leej twg yuav tsis xav coj txawv txawv? Evolution ... Koj paub tias leej twg yog tus neeg siab phem.
Leej twg yog tus Lieutenant rzhevsky?
Kuv paub, Kuv yog koj "nyuam qhuav tuaj qhwv ntsej, peb tau ua haujlwm me ntsis." Thaum koj mus nrog cov troglodites no, txhua tus neeg ib puag ncig cov ntxhais hluas los ntawm mariny rau kim kardashanyan ua si hauv cov nqe tshooj. Koj puas paub yuav tham dab tsi txog koj tus hluas nraug? Zoo, muaj qhov zoo nkauj, Kuv tsis paub, lub hnub ci ntsa iab, gaidar nrog Newton ... lub ntiaj teb yog qhov zoo thiab koj yuav tsav tsheb rau cov poj niam. Thiab qhov tseeb tias peb tau qhia txog cov ntxhais txog cov tub ceev xwm nyasny, lossis hais txog John peb cov daus hauv Furs - qhov no yog, thov tsis txhob dag. Nws yog tsis yooj yim sua kom dawb huv, qhov tseeb, txoj cai ntawm no yog li ntxuav tes. Peb muaj peev xwm. Nws tseem tau sim rau peb, dawb huv hauv pluab thiab cov khaub ncaws hnav.
Ua siab ncaj rau kuv!
Qab zib dag - no calorie nastiness tsis yog rau peb. Peb muaj zog, tsis yog, nws tsis tsim nyog yuav tsum nco ntsoov qhov anecdote no!) Thiab tshaj lij. Zoo, qhia kuv, ntxim hlub, ib yam li hauv tus ntsuj plig: muaj tseeb, tom qab ntawd thawj hnub kuv ntaus koj nrog kev paub ntawm Jung? Thiab tsis yog txhua ya tawm ntawm lub tsho poj niam ntawm theem ntawm lub hnub ci plexus khawm? Dab tsi? Thiab lub hauv siab hauv Kumpolu? Kuv xav tias koj tsis tau hais tias! Vim li cas koj thiaj nug? Vam tias kev dag! Tsis yog, zoo, qhia kuv, tsuas yog ua siab ncaj: Thaum kuv muaj ob hlis tom qab ntawm kev kawm, koj tsis muaj dab tsi nrog mariny, Kuv xav tias zoo li kuv? Dab tsi?! Thiab dichlorofosu hauv cucumbers? Vim li cas koj thiaj nug? Tom qab ntawd, tias kuv yuav tsum hnov "tsis muaj"! Kuv yuav tsis hais dab tsi tam sim no. Kuv muaj peev xwm. Koj swb. Thiab tsis quav ntsej txog cov kev cai tsis grees los ntawm poob. Mus, tus tub, qhia txog poj niam lub hlwb, txo kom lwm tus!