Yog li, lub zog ntawm lub siab yuav nyob hauv ib lub nrig, lub paj hlwb hauv lwm lub nrig, lub qhov muag tsom, ua pa tawm - tso tawm nws! Peb tsim cov noob ntse dhia ntawm theem "kws ua zaub mov noj"
Txawj ntaus tswv yim
ib tug. Ua khoom txom ncauj. Nws raug nquahu kom tsis nco nws nyob qhov twg uas nyob rau xyoo tshiab lees txais kev zoo siab tshiab.
2. Saib cov npe khoom noj ceev ceev. Txiav txim siab tsis txhob poob phaus.
3. Tshwm sim rau kab lus 2. sawb ntawm JoySs. Rov pib dua 50 calories no. Thiab tseem muaj zog los rov hais dua. Noj khoom qab zib.
plaub. Ua dab tsi ua rau koj yuav tawm tsam txhua tus neeg hauv kev tuag.
tsib. Tracing tag nrho cov khaub ncaws kom nws tsis paub tias - AH-AH, zov, hnav ris tsho, gypsum tshem tawm, cov neeg yuav khoom!
6. Thiab nruj ib yam nkaus, yog.
7. Yuav koj tus kheej mem pleev di ncauj liab.
yim. Siv cov ntawv pov npav phij cuam uas yuav tsum siv ua ntej lub xyoo xaus, thiab tom qab ntawd lawv yuav tig rau hauv lub taub dag.
cuaj. Nco ntsoov txhua yam uas 31st ntawm kaum ob hmo (lossis me ntsis ua ntej lawm, lossis tom qab ntawd) tuaj yeem hloov mus rau hauv taub dag. Txuas ntxiv.
10. Sau npe rau ntawm tus kws tu plaub hau.
Kho kom zoo nkauj
kaum ib. Xa tus txiv rau tsob ntoo Christmas. Mloog tag nrho cov kev xaiv quotes los ntawm tas luav thiab tsis yog.
12. Txhawm rau qhia kuv tus txiv txhua yam koj xav txog nws thiab qhov nws xav tau xyoo tom ntej. Yuav Christmas ntoo Christmas. Zoo, lossis qee yam zoo li no ntau li ntau tau rau qhov khoom no.
13. Qhib tag nrho cov tub rau khoom thiab muab pov tseg txhua yam tsis tsim nyog. Tsis txhob xav txog nws raws txoj kev!
kaum plaub. Rub lub thawv nrog kev dai qub. Mount. Niam mos lwj hang Hang nws tus txiv tshaj lub computer.
kaum tsib. Moroz tus duab liab liab yawg rau lub sij hawm pua mus rau thaj thiab muab tso rau hauv kev saib taus, tab sis tsis muaj qhov chaw muaj txiaj ntsig.
kaum rau. Yuav cov kev kho kom zoo nkauj tshiab hauv ib qho style.
17. Nco ntsoov tias cov tais diav yog nyob rau hauv cov style sib txawv - thiab yuav lwm cov teeb tsa. Thawj qhov solemnly teem ib qho khoom plig.
kaum yim. A-Ah! DOV-R-R-KI! Mus rau ntawd, qhov twg tsis nyob deb thiab hauv ib qho chaw yog rau kev muag ntau ntau ntau haiv neeg khib nyiab thiab yuav nws lub hnab.
kaum cuaj lub hnub nyoog. Kuj tseem yuav yuav ntim cov khaub ncaws damn kom sau cov khoom plig siab heev eestore, thiab tsis yog ib txwm muaj.
nees nkaum. Sai sai khaws khoom plig tsawg kawg yog ib txwm.
Kev puas
21. Yuav ib tug dev tokens, nyob rau hauv rooj plaub nws tsoo nws lub taub hau yuav khiav tawm vim lub qab ntug vim muaj tram ntawm lub patard.
22. Yuav, tiag tiag, cov tram ntawm Petarda.
23. Yuav daim pib yuav rau niam. Rewacking daim pib rau lub hiav txwv thiab lub txee lub neej ntawm phau ntawv hla tebchaws.
24. Mus rau txoj kev hnav khaub ncaws tshiab. (Tsis muaj ib yam dab tsi uas pawg lus 4-5. Kev hnav ris tsho tshiab tsis tau raug puas rau leej twg.) Yuav tsawg kawg yog cov rwj liab tshiab.
25 Yuav lub thawv ntawm Champagne, Alka-Zeltser thiab Borjomi tub rau khoom.
26. Yuav lub thawv ntawm caviar!
27. Yuav ob lub thawv ntawm cov txiv kab ntxwv (ib qho tseem yuav tau xauv tam sim). Thiab ib yam dab tsi los ntawm kev ua xua.
28. Percussion thiab backenish cov khoom siv thawj zaug hauv txoj ntsiab cai.
29. Yuav cov me nyuam cov khoom ua si nrog cov npoo. Kom muab cov feem me me. Zoo, lawv, koroedy, dhia ntawm 7 yog thawj zaug ntawm Lub Ib Hlis, lawv tau ua koj.
peb caug. Yuav cov daim pib corades rau tsob ntoo Christmas. Cia cov ntoo Christmas Gnaw.
Raug
31. Tseem ceeb ua lag luam tom haujlwm.
32. Them txhua hom nyiaj. Vim tias tom qab ntawd koj tsawg kawg ib nrab ib hlis yuav tsis ua ntej siv nyiaj.
33. Sau cov npe "nrhiav cov nuj nqis".
34. Laij cov nyiaj rau hnub so - thiab txiav txim siab tsis txhob muab cov nuj nqis.
35 Ib lub hnab yuav khoom plig bullshit dechit decompose hydos thiab kos npe dab tsi.
36 Nco ntsoov tias kuv tsis nco qab txog tus xibfwb qhia ntawv kindergarten thiab niam txiv - thiab maj nrawm ntso mus rau hauv tus account txhua tus.
37. Txhawm rau sib tw nrog cov phooj ywg hais txog lub festive Logistics: leej twg, thaum twg, nrog dab tsi, uas yog txoj kev twg, peb ntsib, yog dab tsi tam sim ntawd, yog dab tsi.
38. Tshem tawm hauv chav tsev. Lossis ib tug neeg ntiav rau qhov no. Xyoo Tshiab.
39. Ua cov khoom noj ntev-ua ntej, hom lus Askiv Cupcake lossis koj txhais li cas muaj.
40. Xa koj zoo siab rau txhua tus txheeb ze ntawm luav.
Kawg
41. Haus nrog cov npoj yaig.
42. Ua rau lub xyoo tshiab tus pedicure thiab ua kom poob ntsej muag txhua tus hluas nkauj.
43. Kho kom zoo nkauj nrog cov me nyuam qhov rai nrog cov daus.
44. Kho kom zoo nkauj nrog ib yam uas tsim nyog miv.
45. Sau cov npe ntawm cov xwm txheej thaum caij so.
46. Cais cov npe ntawm rooj plaub thiab sau cov npe kev lom zem thaum so.
47. Rov nyeem cov npe thiab nco ntsoov ntxiv rau nws: "dag rau ntawm lub rooj zaum nrog ib pob ntawm cov chips thiab saib cov lus ruam zoo siab dua tshiab xyoo tshiab." Khij voj voog rau hauv tus cim liab.
48. Tso zaj yeeb yaj kiab thiab cov phau ntawv.
49. Ncua Xyoo Tshiab lub playlist.
tsib caug. Yaug mus rau hauv lub teeb ceeb.
51. Poob tawm ntawm kev ntshai thiab qhib thawj lub thawv cawv rau lub Kaum Ob Hlis 29. Qhov no yog ib txoj kev txias heev, ib zaug tau sim los ntawm peb tsab. Thaum Lub Kaum Ob Hlis 30, peb nyeem nyob rau hauv Lilac Hangover Huab - thiab OPA! Nyob zoo, Xyoo Tshiab! Thiab kuv twb tag nrho Mr. Winov!