Leej txiv ntawm ob tug tub tau muab ob peb xyoos tseg cov lus qhia luv luv los ntawm tsev neeg lub neej. Txhua tsev neeg nrog cov menyuam tsis tu ncua ib yam li ntawd. Tej zaum koj yuav kawm koj cov menyuam nyob hauv ib ntawm cov baeks no.
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Plaub-xyoo-laus tus tub taug kev ncig lub tsev, hu nkauj "Qhov no yog Tantuum Verde forte. Nws tua microbes hauv caj pas ... "Kuv xav tsis thoob ntawm zaj nkauj txawv txawv thiab nug qhov twg nws hnov nws. "Thaum kuv niam thiab kuv tau mus rau hauv lub tsheb, zaj nkauj no tau hais hauv xov tooj cua," tus menyuam teb. "Nws hu nkauj Timati," tus poj niam piav qhia, "Mus thoob txhua qhov chaw." Kuv txiav txim siab ntawm no qhia kuv txiv lub tswvyim nrog cov tub hluas thiab cov kev coj ncaj ncees hais. - Tub, qhov no tsis yog zaj nkauj dog dig, tab sis kev tshaj tawm. Artist Timati them nyiaj, thiab yog li ntawd nws hu zaj nkauj hais txog cov tshuaj. - Zoo li no? - Tub tau ceeb los ntawm xws li txawv txawv ntawm kev sib raug zoo. - Tam sim no txog cov tshuaj hu nkauj, ua ntej hais txog cov hnyuv ntxwm. Koj them nyiaj, koj yuav hu nkauj txog koj. Leej twg xa nws, txog cov nws hu nkauj. Koj puas nkag siab? - Yog, Kuv nkag siab. Dab tsi yog nws txhua tus zoo thiab zoo, Timati no!
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Hauv 5,5 xyoo, tus tub txiav txim siab los qhia kuv ib tug fairy ua ntej mus pw: "Irite ... Tus yawg yog haus AHAA AAA, NIAM yog haus thiab AA AAA ... Chiawatka yog haus ah ah aaa, stulsik yog haus ... txhua yam yog qaug cawv! Thov Vajtswv Sycachaka! "
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Kuv zaum ntawm lub khoos phis tawm, tus tub tsib xyoos yog qhov tsim nyog thiab ncab cov ntsiav tshuaj. - Txiv neej, pab kom raug sau cov lus nug hauv Yandex. - Dictuch, tub. - "Yuav ua li cas C-tsib la nyob rau Rd Tal rau ntuj raug txim" - ??? !!!!!!!! - Kuv nyuam qhuav ua si Minecraft tam sim no.
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Kuv saib cov tub ntawm cov tub. Cov laus (8 xyoo) raug kaw hauv chav dej. Tus yau (3 xyoos) ripped los ntawm tsheb mus rau lub qhov rooj ntawm chav dej thiab kogotit nyob rau hauv nws lub nrig.
Senior: Leej twg muaj? Junior: Qhov no yog kuv, postman pechkin.
Senior: Koj xav tau dab tsi? Junior: Kuv tuaj noj koj lub hlwb.
Cov laus: Koj puas paub tias Pechekin? Junior: Koj puas twv yuav raug hu lub hlwb?
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Txog rau xya xyoo, Leej Tub tau koom nrog seev cev rau ob peb xyoos thiab tau pib tawm tsam. Muaj ib hnub los tsev thiab khav theeb hais tias: - Txiv, Kuv tau seev cev ua ntej cov koob yees duab niaj hnub no! - Ua tau zoo heev! Nyob qhov twg? - Hauv khw.
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Tus tub tsib-xyoo uas tau los lawm thiab ib tug loj saib xav hais tias:
"Txiv, thiab koj paub tias cov vikings thaum ub siav los ntawm amansor ntawm cov dab potort potorion? Tom qab ntawd cov tub rog tau haus lub potion, thiab tig mus rau hauv ib tus berserkov, vim tias cov ntsuj plig ntawm txhua tus tsiaj tau ua hauv lawv - hma lossis ris. Kuv xav tias Dais thiab hma yuav tsis muaj hlo li. Koj xav txog tej uas yuav luag thuam thaum, hloov tus hma, qee tus Ntsuj Plig hloov hauv lawv, xws li toads lossis tus cab ... "
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Kuv los tsev ua haujlwm nyob rau yav tsaus ntuj, xya tus tub xya-xyoo sib ntsib ntawm lub qhov rooj thiab tseem ci los ntawm kev khav theeb. - Txiv, koj puas paub kuv yog leej twg? - Tub, cov kev xaiv muaj ntau chav kawm ... tab sis, thaj, koj tsis yog hais txog "ntxim hlub pupsik" lossis qee yam zoo li ntawd? - Txiv neej, Kuv yog Vajtswv Rapper! - ... GM ... Who? - Hnub no kuv tau hais tias kuv yog Vajtswv rapper. - Txog kom paub meej, tsuas yog ua suab? - Zoo, tej zaum tsis heev li ... Yog, paub meej, nws tsis yog. Kuv, Txiv, tus neeg tshaj tawm los ntawm Vajtswv!
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Tus uas tsib-xyoo-laus tus tub hnov ib tug neeg muaj kev lees paub uas cov neeg muaj plaub hau curly yeej ib txwm nyuaj. Ntws rau qee lub sijhawm, nws yog qhov tsis tsim nyog tsis tsim nyog: "Nws hloov tawm yog tias tus txiv neej yog curly, uas txhais tau tias nws tau ntev tau sib yuav."
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Ib tug neeg rau tus tub tsib-xyoo no haus ib hwj dej, heev saaken thiab hais tias tam sim no nws muaj "caij nkoj rog" thiab nws tseem tsis tau mus pw.
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Thaum sawv ntxov tus tub tsib-xyoo hais nyob zoo rau kuv los ntawm cov lus: "Astanavista tus me nyuam!" Ob peb hnub dhau los, lub Terminator tau qhia hauv TV.
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Thaum muaj rau xyoo, Leej Txiv xav txog Vajtswv: "Txiv, nws zoo li kuv tias cov tubtxib saum ntuj - lawv muaj Vajtswv tsis tsuas yog pab, tab sis kuj yog phooj ywg. Xav tias kuv tus kheej, Vajtswv ib leeg tsis muaj phooj ywg nyob saum huab yuav nyob ib leeg thiab tu siab. "
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Sib tham nrog nws tus tub, kev yuav pib ua haujlwm hauv thawj chav kawm. Thaum xub thawj nws mloog kuv zaj dab neeg uas lub tsev kawm ntawv tshiab zoo nyob rau hauv nws lub neej, qhov chaw nws yuav nrhiav tau ntau tus phooj ywg zoo thiab muaj kev lom zem. Tom qab ntawd, nws tus kheej tau pib qhia cov phiaj xwm, raws li nws yuav mus thawj zaug hauv chav kawm thawj zaug. Nws hais tias, thawj tus neeg sib paub yog qhov tseem ceeb tshaj plaws, yog li kuv yuav tsum muaj ib qho tshwm sim. Los rau, hais tias, koj yuav noj nrog koj ntawm Electrospoocata ntawm qhov nrawm yog li 10 mais ib teev. Peb muab tso rau ntawm lub ntsej muag ntawm pob txha thiab tsom iav tsaus. Koj yuav nyob rau hauv lub kaus mom hlau ntoo, thiab kuv nyob hauv lub kaus mom, ib yam li cov neeg ua phem. Thiab kuv yuav tag nrho cov dub. Thiab tsim nyog rau lub suab paj nruag ntawm Ramstein. Tsuas yog nyob ntawm no Kuv tsis tau dhau los, qhov twg cov kem tau muab tso rau kom lub suab yog pegromic.
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Plaub-xyoo tus tub ua ib qho kev sib tham nrog niam.
- NIAM, cia peb ua poj huab tais. - Los rau - ib tug ntxhais xav los ua poj huab tais.
- Thiab kuv yuav yog koj tus tub huabtais. Okay? - Okay.
- Vim li cas txhua tus thiaj xav ua poj huab tais? - Poj huab tais yog qhov zoo los ua: Nws zoo nkauj, txhua tus neeg hlub nws, lawv ua txhua yam rau nws.
- Zoo, Moms, koj yuav yog kuv tus huab tais. Tsuas yog tais koj ntxuav, txwv tsis pub kuv tsis paub yuav ua li cas ... thiab ua noj, thiab tau tawm. Thiab kuv yog koj tus tub huabtais, Kuv yuav tiv thaiv koj!
- Tub, thiab leej twg zoo tshaj plaws, tus huab tais lossis poj huab tais? - Tau kawg cov tub huabtais, nws tiv thaiv.
- Thiab yog tias tus poj huab tais ntawm tus huab tais noj yuav nres? Tus tub huabtais yuav ua dabtsi? - Tsis yog, Niam, Kuv yuav ib txwm pub kuv pub kuv pub kuv.
- Qhov no tsis yog kev sib cav, tej zaum txhua tus huab tais tseem ceeb dua? :) - tsis! Qhov no ua rau kuv lub cerpillarar tau hais tias!
Tus txij nkawm tsis tau sawv kev sib tham loj thiab luag, thiab tus tub txuas ntxiv: - Yog, khawv koob. Nag hmo kuv tau zaum ntawm cov ceg thiab ncaj thiab hais tias: "Tub Vaj Ntxwv yog lub ntsiab"!
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- Txiv, thiab koj khwv tau ntau npaum li cas? - Kuv khwv tau ib txwm, tus tub. Peb txhua tus muaj nyiaj txaus. - Txiv leejd, kuv tau sau ob peb txhiab - rau hnub yug tau muab thiab tau txais los ntawm cov kws kho hniav. Cia kuv muab rau koj rau ob hnub so kom koj tsawg kawg yog ob hnub koj zaum ntawm lub computer thiab lub qhov muag tsis qaub. - ....
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