Tib neeg sim ua kom tau sai dhau los ua cov laus uas muaj lub siab xav ua lawv txoj kev txawj ntse thiab kev txawj uas txhua tus menyuam muaj. Kev ntaus paj hlwb tau ntseeg tias nws muaj nqis rau menyuam yaus kom zoo dua thiab qee qhov ua rau lawv lub neej ci ntsa iab dua.
Zen-primurred
Cov menyuam yaus tsis txaus siab rau hauv cov calories, vitamins thiab carbohydrates. Lawv muab faib ua ob pawg ntxiv: qab thiab tsis muaj qab hau. Tib lub sijhawm, daim ntawv ceeb toom, nrog cov naj npawb nyob rau hauv cov menyuam yaus tag nrho cov kev txiav txim, thiab yog tias tsis muaj kev rau siab, ces, raws li txoj cai, tsis yog lawv txoj kev dag zog. Stunningly, nrog dab tsi pheej, cov menyuam yaus tuaj yeem tso quav rau cov tasteless thiab nrog dab tsi txaus siab yog nqus kom qab. Yog li, tej zaum, nws tsim nyog mloog koj tus kheej thiab hloov noj hmo tu siab nrog lub kua zaub npub nrog tus pinchcher rau ntawm lub tsev.
Poob - Pokeyazhiroko
Rau ib tus menyuam, lub caij nplooj zeeg ntawm lub nroog Yeiuxalees tsis yog kev nyuaj siab, tab sis ib qho xwm txheej zoo tib yam. Txhua hnub nws tshwm sim. Koj muaj peev xwm, ntawm chav kawm, fuck, tab sis tsuas yog tias muaj ib tus neeg muaj ib tus neeg los console, txwv tsis pub koj yuav tsum tsis txhob ua haujlwm. Ib qho ntxiv, kev puas tsuaj ces koj tuaj yeem rhaub, thiab cov crusts yog raw. Ib qho ntxiv, los ntawm theem hauv pem teb koj tuaj yeem pom txhua yam nthuav uas nws tau dov lub rooj zaum! Qhov kev txawj ntse no yuav tsum tau siv rau txhua lub neej "tee".
Tsaus tsis txaj muag
Koj tuaj yeem quaj txhua hnub. Tom qab tag nrho, qhov tseeb yog, rau qhov no, nws yog tag nrho cov laj thawj: lub log ya ri, tawg lub log, leej twg fled kitty ... ncaj ncees, tu siab! Yog li nws txhais tau tias koj yuav tsum nrawm nrag ncig, thiab tom qab ntawd nyob rau, tsis muaj kev txom nyem rau txhua hnub los ntawm Vague Melancholy thiab tsis paub tias nws yog koj "pib ib pawg dub." Thiab lub siab yuav muaj ntau dua.
Koj yog funny thiab koj lom zem heev
Thiab lawv lom zem heev. Thiab txhua yam puag ncig muaj kev lom zem. Yog li ntawd, nws tsis ua haujlwm ntev. Tom qab tag nrho, hloov, koj tuaj yeem, piv txwv, tso tawm lwm tus neeg lub tsom iav thiab ua rau kuv mob hauv daim iav. Lub siab zoo tsis tas yuav ntes ua tus noog xiav lossis tsim nrog kev pab ntawm cov phiaj xwm nyuaj. Tus menyuam muaj lub laj thawj rau luag nyav ntawm tes.
Yam rau tib neeg
Lawv yuav tsum tau siv rau tag nrho cov kauj. Yog tias qee yam tawg, ncua, tsoo, nws txhais tau tias qhov tau ua tiav nws qhov chaw. Yog li, muaj ib qho laj thawj los yuav ib qho tshiab, xav txog - ib qho laj thawj rau hnub so. Hauv cov menyuam yaus, tej yam tsis tig mus rau hauv cov plua plav cov plua plav. Tab sis rau qhov no, tau kawg, koj yuav tsum muaj peev xwm saib ntawm cov khoom hauv qab lub kaum sab xis tshwj xeeb.
Khaub Ncaws Hnav
Nkawm khau xav tau los dhia thiab khiav. Tsho ntaub tiv no - yog li ntawd nws yog sov, yog li ntawd lub nettle tsis tau ntaus cim, thiab lub tsho t-shirtle yog los qhia txhua tus zoo nkauj torus. Thiab nws hloov tawm cov khaub ncaws zoo meej hauv kev ua koob tsheej, kev thaj yeeb thiab cov neeg ncaj ncees. 3 feeb rau cov nqi.
Ncua!
Cov menyuam yaus paub thaum lawv ua ib yam dab tsi zoo. Lawv paub tias lawv muaj nqi zog rau nws. Thiab lawv tsis dag los qhuas thiab txhawb lawv tus kheej tsawg kawg yog ib puas zaug ib zaug. Muaj pes tsawg lub sij hawm kuv ntxuav lub khob thiab muab tso rau hauv qhov chaw - yog li ua tau zoo. Qhuas koj tus kheej, tsawg kawg yog hlwb.
Lub ntiaj teb zoo kawg nkaus
Thiab tej yam zoo nkauj yog qhov txhia chaw. Ntawm no, dua, tus menyuam tshiab yog qhov yuav tsum tau ua. Cia peb hais, nyob rau hauv lub tsheb npav liab qab, koj tuaj yeem tshawb xyuas cov khoom ntim khoom thiab kos duab oku surone rau nws. Ntawm txoj kev, yuav luag txhua qhov chaw uas koj tuaj yeem mus rau ntawm ntug kev thiab loj hlob, yog li, koj lub siab sib npaug. Oh, huag zoo, nws tsuas yog kev lom zem xwb. Los ntawm txoj kev, yuav koj tus kheej khov. Qhob noom xim kasfes. Nws yog txias.
Cov qhua yog hnub so
Cov menyuam yaus nrog cov qhua nrog Frank MoGoism, tab sis lawv tsis nco thiab tsis sib cav sib sau ua ke. Yog li cia cov phooj ywg kim thiab cov txheeb ze nqa khoom qab zib, ua si cov kev ua si xaiv los ntawm koj thiab txaus siab rau koj cov kev ua tiav (cia peb hais, hauv daim ntawv ntawm cov ntawv tshaj tawm duab). Lawv tuaj yeem xav sib txawv, tab sis peb tau txiav txim siab tias nws yog rau qhov no cov qhua tuaj.
Txhua hnub - qhib
Koj thiab kuv tsis txias uas tsis paub meej tsuas yog vim koj twb muaj nees nkaum, peb caug lossis rau peb tus kheej hloov mus rau koj "koj" thiab los ntawm patronymic. Txawm hais tias tsis muaj xov xwm nyob TV lossis blogs hauv Is Taws Nem, tus menyuam txawm pom ib txwm, hnov thiab kawm ib qho tshiab. Yog li ntawd, yeej tsis nco thiab ib txwm paub nws tau siv dab tsi hnub tsis nyob hauv vain.
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Cov. Nws tsim nyog paub txog txhua tus niam txiv.