Qhov loj me, ntawm chav kawm, teeb meem - thiab nws muaj kev lom zem me me (lossis nws tsis txaus siab) tsawg dua li qhov loj, noj qab nyob zoo thiab nquag. Tab sis tus nqi tseem muaj qhov zoo! Tsis yog txhua tus zoo sib luag yog pab tau sib luag, qee tus yooj yim heev! ..
Kev Lom Zem-Kindergarten
Los nyob rau hauv ib tug menyuam dev zoo siab los ntawm cov lus pom zoo ntawm kev ua yeeb yam ntawm cov metabolism hauv cov metabolism thiab lwm cov ntsiab lus ntawm lub cev. Nws zoo nkaus li tias cov no yog qhov tshwm sim ntawm kev mob me nyuam yaus tsis tau paub txog lub nroog Yeiuxalees dawb huv thiab Fonderosh, kev dag ntxias hais txog Cheburash thiab PIACHKI HID. Thiab ntawm no nws tau muab daim ntawv hla tebchaws, coj mus rau hauv lub ntiaj teb thiab muaj lawv qhib lawv lub qhov muag. Thiab tom qab ntawd nws tsoo thiab ntsiag to. Tshwj xeeb tshaj yog ua kom tawg tshiab thaum muaj yoj no npog koj hauv chav ua haujlwm ntawm tus poj niam muaj suab thiab tus tuav ntaub ntawv.
Lom Zem Kab Tsuag
Tus tub hluas tau loj hlob - thiab doros rau cov kev sib koom ua ke ntawm cov khoom qab zib, thawb cov rooj zaum sib luag, muaj kev lom zem zoo ib yam li cov pej xeem hauv YouTube. Tej zaum yuav muaj cov kab tsuag tsis muaj mob (oxymoron muab tawm, yog lawm) - nws yuav cia li ua rau koj muaj lub ntsej muag, thiab poob rau hauv dej, ggyy. Thiab nws tuaj yeem ntsib thiab muaj teeb meem - xws li cov kab tsuag kab npauj. Koj yuav ntsib - dai nws ntawm tus Tsov tus tw ntawm cov kaus poom, kom paub thiab rov qab tau rov qab nws cov khw muag khoom yas los ntawm cov khw muag khoom.
Fumorist Rzhevsky
Nrog Mr. Guarantor, txhua yam yog tseeb. Qhov no dai nyob rau hauv li kaum tsib xyoos. Nws cov ntsiab yog thawj thiab theem nrab, nrog rau txhua qhov kev hloov ntawm cov khoom siv tau tshwm sim nrog lawv. Ntawm cov neeg nyob ib puag ncig uas rau qee qhov laj thawj tsis thab thiab tsis txhob pov rau hauv huab cua nrog lub suab ntawm kev tso dag txog lub txiv mis, zoo nrog kev ntxub ntxaug. Nws tseem yog, Gagaras, tsis muaj. Lawv yog ib tug neeg raug thawb, tej zaum yuav tsis mus txog hnub ntawd, dab tsi ntawm rye yog txiv mis, gee.
Humorist Abstract-Npau Taws
Txog nws paub feem ntau yog hais lus phone. "Yog, koj tsis mloog nws hais tias, nws yog qhov zoo heev hauv qhov tob ntawm tus ntsuj plig. Yoov yuav tsis tu siab. Nag hmo me nyuam me me me. Tsis yog, tsis tau tshuaj lom. Yog lawm, khij. " Vim hais tias yog tias nws yog mloog nws, nws yuav hloov tawm tias tus menyuam menyuam yaus yuav zoo li tsim, thiab nyob rau yoov ib qho los kua muag. Nws raug coj mus rau qee qhov kev lom zem lub cev muaj kev lom zem ntawm kev tso dag, txawm hais tias nws tsis yog kws phais neeg thiab tsis yog lub ntxa. Nws yeej tsis tau ua rau leej twg. Zoo sublimates, nws zoo nkaus li. Vim li cas tsis muaj leej twg tau inonened nws rau cov quotes, haiv neeg tsawg ntawm cov haiv neeg thiab cov neeg muaj kev sib txawv - uas yog cov lus nug.
Saib Xyuas Kev Lom Zem Sib Tw
Nws yog ib tug neeg ua ntawv thov. Master tuaj yeem txuas nrog. Thiab qhov kev cog lus ntawm lub dav hlau taw qhia rau qee yam khoom. Nyob rau tib lub sijhawm muaj kev ntshai ntawm cov chaw mob, suav nrog kev saib zoo. Qhov ntxim nyiam tshaj plaws yog tias nws tau nrhiav cov ntaub ntawv no tsis yog koj li. Tsis muaj dab tsi tus kheej! Nov yog nws txoj kev ntawm tus kheej-qhia. Butterflies flute, paj yog ntxhiab, thiab Gennady ya taug kev ntawm mozoles. Tsis tu ncua siab ua rau lub ntsej muag tsis taus los ntawm nws tsis muaj peev xwm (thiab qee zaum puas ntsoog). Nws tso dag.
Lom Zem Slim
Nws xyov tas li yog cov quav hauv ib thesis iquiban, tsiaj cov txiv thiab tarantino, uas nws hloov tawm cov tsis muaj peev xwm thiab muaj kuab heev. Tib neeg thiab tsis pom, tsis muaj ib puas grams thiab raug suppressed. Qee zaum muaj ib qho kev sib txuas ua ke nyob rau hauv ib leeg ib tus neeg ntawm lub tsev kawm nyias thiab. Qhov txuj ci tseem ceeb ntawm kev xaiv yog rub nrog kev lom zem-tsaus ua si vim tias nws yog xws li peb-txheej postmodernism. Los yog vim hais tias nws yog hais txog lub nroog Yeiuxalees? .. Leej twg yuav paub tseeb thiab tsis tau nkag mus rau hauv cov txiaj ntsig tob tob: muaj dhau lawm nyias thiab tib lub sij hawm nws tsw heev.
Zoo kawg nkaus sarcastic
Tau txais los ntawm kev hla ntawm ob hom dhau los. Nyias thiab tib lub sijhawm kev phem, tab sis tib lub sijhawm nws tswj hwm los tuav lub verge, sib npaug ntawm nws infinquely - thiab khav theeb ci ntsa iab. Coj tus cwj pwm kwv yees li yog Nanny, tau piav ntawm Tuva Jansson:
"- Dab tsi yog" ironic? " - Nug Mumi-troll. Zoo, xav tias koj dawm thiab nrov nrov rau hauv cov nceb uas twb brimed nceb, "Tuu-tikki hais. - Tau kawg, koj niam yuav npau taws. Tab sis nws tsis yog. Tsuas hais nrog rhuav tshem lub siab: "Kuv nkag siab nws yog koj li kev seev cev, tab sis kuv yuav zoo siab heev yog tias koj seev cev tsis nyob rau cov khoom." Los yog ib yam dab tsi hauv tib lub siab. "
Fumentalhet Kev Lom Zem
Hauv kev nkag siab tias nws nyeem ntau, thiab tom qab ntawd quotes ntau. Ntau meej dua, cycizes. Qee zaum nws hloov tawm ntau heev ... tshwj xeeb tshaj yog thaum nws tsis tsim nyog. Nrog nws nyob rau hauv lub Kinship ze ze muaj kev ua kom zoo nkauj-puncher, tus nyiam ua si nrog cov lus. Yog tias lawv raug txo ua ke, lawv yuav tig mus rau hauv lub kaw lus kaw, uas tsis muaj lwm tus xav tau. Thawj qhov, piv txwv li, txaus siab tuaj yeem xa daim ntawv los ntawm lo lus ntawm ob. Thiab tus thib ob yog nthuav dav koj ntau yam koj tuaj yeem ua si. Ob qho ntawm lawv tuaj yeem cuam tshuam nrog cov ntaub ntawv no yam tsis muaj kev pw thiab so. Yog li dab tsi yuav tsis ua tus menyuam, tsuas yog tsis muaj kev sib xyaw nrog ILFOM thiab Petrov.
Fumorist-Deputer
Nws tiv thaiv koj lub pob - thiab txhob txwm ci ntsa iab, ceeb toom: "Mloog cov lus Anecdote!" Shuddered, Yeah? ;) Thiab peb nyiam nws, los ntawm txoj kev. PokeMi tsis haum, koj tsis hws dua koj qhov ncauj tawm, koj lub txiv mis - thiab lawv tsis chwv. Thiab nrog xws li lub siab ncaj uas muab rau koj ib cov tso dag nrog PVC cov neeg uas nws tus kheej tau luag nyav. Dab tsi yog qhov sib txawv, dab tsi yog qhov tseeb yog qhov tseeb, uas ua rau koj nco txog kev zoo siab huab hauv qib thib peb, lossis siab dua qhov tseeb uas lwm tus muaj lub rzhet zoo siab? Qhov loj tshaj plaws yog cov nyhuv. Yuav ua li cas nyiam hais tias tus wizard-expser, nco ntsoov cov menyuam yaus ua phooj ywg nrog kev tsis paub daws teeb meem: cancardium cyanide - muaj txiaj ntsig zoo heev!
Fumorist Mimmy
Thiab muaj cov neeg coob heev nrog Divine Ch / Yu. Koj yooj yim paub txog ib txhiab ib txhiab: nws tau yooj yim luag ntawm nws tus kheej, tsis mloog nrog koj thiab cov me nyuam yaus ", thiab ntawm kev ua haujlwm tau txais kev ntxhov siab, xeb thiab pics.ru!
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