Lub ob hlis ntuj 13 - Hnub rau International. Koj tuaj yeem hais ntxiv los ntawm Lub Ob Hlis 14th hnub.
Nyob rau hauv kev hwm ntawm cov hnub so, peb tau txiav txim siab los kawm los ntawm cov poj niam, raws li zoo nkauj los yog tus txiv neej coj hnab looj. Cov lus thiab cov tshuaj tiv thaiv ntawm cov txiv neej, peb kuj tau txiav txim siab los sau hauv tsab xov xwm.
XIM! Ceev faj! Qee txoj kev xaiv ua rau nrov tsis tau nrov nrov nrov luag ntxhi!
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Kuv tau tuaj rau Hint ntse: "ntxim hlub, koj puas tau nyeem tus txiv neej" txiv neej "Chekhov?" Thiab tsis yog hint, tab sis frankly tham: "e, koj puas muaj ib pab pawg elastic?" - Thiab ua ntej tau ntshai tias tsis muaj, vim tus txiv neej hluas tau hloov hauv nws lub ntsej muag. Tab sis tom qab ntawd nws nug hais tias: "Koj cov plaub hau puas tuaj yeem tiv thaiv koj cov plaub hau? Kuv tuaj yeem tuav ... "Kuv nyob ntawm kuv lub ntsej muag, vim kuv xub xav cov plaub hau tsis nyob ntawm kuv lub taub hau. Thiab qhov twg, hauv kuv lub tswv yim, muaj cov roj hmab band. Hmoov zoo, txhua yam tau daws thaum kawg.
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Ib 40-xyoo-laus (thiab kis tau lawm) tus txiv neej, 26-xyoo-laus, teb rau qhov kev thov kom muaj kev tiv thaiv hauv kev tiv thaiv hauv kev: "Eh, koj yog dab tsi! Thiab ntawm no, feem ntau, koj tau los ntseeg tib neeg. "
Zoo, nws tau muab tawm, Kuv tuaj yeem hnav ris tsho nrog kev ceev ntawm ib tug neeg tua hluav taws.
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Hauv kuv lub tswv yim, oleg kuv tau kaw tau kaw cov ncauj lus ntev dhau los. "Koj puas muaj ib yam dab tsi?"
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Thiab nws tau tshwm sim rau kuv ntawm no tias tiam ntawm cov neeg uas tau fanging tau loj hlob, uas masyany tsis ntes.
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Kuv ib txwm muaj kev xav paub thiab tsis ntseeg siab rau cov neeg uas, tsis yog hais tias hais lus, pib zoo li ib co euphemisms. Zoo, vim li cas?
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Zoo, tej zaum qhov tseeb yog txaj muag. Kuv muaj ib qho piv txwv ntawm tus hluas nkauj, uas yog qis dua peb caug, tab sis nrog ib tug txiv leej tub hauv txaj hais txog koj nyiam - tsis-e, maj mam, txaj muag. Kuv tsis nkag siab qhov no thiab kuv tsis tuaj yeem. Txawm hais tias kuv tau siv txaj muag ua ntej thiab qee zaum them rau nws yuav luag ib nrab teev cunnilingus, hesitate qhia tus khub uas kuv hlub tsis yog li ntawd, tab sis nyob rau hauv txoj kev sib txawv.
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Kuv tsis paub tias nws yog dab tsi, tab sis cov lus rau cov xwm txheej zoo li no yog ib qho: "txiv neej, peb hnav lub tsho tiv no!"
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Yog lawm, Anecdote qhia:
- Peb muaj kev sib deev yam tsis muaj gondon? - Peb yuav sib deev yam tsis muaj koj li cas?!
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Ib tug comrade hais tias koj yuav tsum muaj caj npab!
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Au, zoo ib yam nkaus, cia tib lub chaw muag tshuaj, yuav ib yam dab tsi rau tshuaj yej! Kuv ib zaug lawm, Kuv xav tias tus txiv neej tau mus rau tom khw tom khw ncuav qab zib, tom qab nws hais tias "tsis nco qab yuav tshuaj yej! Yog li feem ntau hu cov hnab looj tau tam sim no cov ncuav qab zib.
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Koj puas tau hnov qab dab tsi? :-)
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Thiab nws yog li - damn, tseeb! Kuv tau sau tseg hnub no hauv lub log! : D.
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Kuv ncaj rau xws li rooj plaub xws li, cov operetta pib tsim.
Whoo tsis fuck nyob rau hauv lub gondon ntawm ntxim hlub damnikogue xws li ib tug sov-up kuv tsis fucking hauv gondonteto nudeeethe traaaahaeete hauv gondo-audo-omonomot gondon thiab nws tus kheej !!!
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Koj tseem tuaj yeem ntsiag to ntawm lub rooj txaj thiab muab, Kuv tau ua thaum nws tseem hluas, txaj muag thiab tsis muaj kev txhaum. Raws li yog txhua yam muaj tseeb - thiab kuv tau txiav txim siab tias nws yog lub sijhawm, thiab tias "nws yog lub sijhawm" yuav tshwm sim hauv Gondon.
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Thaum ib tug txiv neej hais tias nws xav tau "txiv neej yam."
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Kuv xyov muaj kev cuam tshuam nrog tus tub hluas, uas rub lub hnab yas ua ntej mus rau tus poj niam. Thiab Vajtswv, koj yuav pom kuv lub qhov muag thaum nws hle nws lub ris - thiab muaj. Thiab tsis muaj, tsis muaj erection thaum lub sijhawm ntawd.
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Thaum kuv neutralized ib tug khub sib deev. Zoo, nws tau tshwm sim uas kuv tuaj yeem muaj kev sib deev nrog nws, tab sis nws tsis tsim nyog muab nws cov ntawv ncaj kom muab ib-tus txiv neej pw yam tsis muaj kev txuas ntxiv mus.
Zoo, yog dab tsi? Kuv ntsiag to tau tawm ntawm tes thiab cuam lub hnab looj rau saum txaj ntawm peb.
Nws hais tias qee yam hais txog "coarse, tsis muaj dab tsi, thiab kuv tau mus pw mus rau lwm chav nrog tus ntsuj plig siab. Nws tus kheej tsis kam!
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Hnab looj yog neromantically? Thiab romantic thaum twg? Ophito-Qws cov ntaub ntawv? Ntoo rau koj hniav?
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Ib tug txiv neej hluas hais tias: "Kuv yuav tsum muab xa ntawv". Nws yog funny thiab lub siab tsis tau lwj. Tab sis tom qab ntawd qhov tseeb yog tias kuv nyiam nws thiab, xijpeem nws hais, nws yuav tsis lwj lub siab. Tab sis thaum muaj qee tus neeg luv luv, thaum tib neeg tsis muaj kev xav ntau, yog paub txaj muag, ces los ntawm cov lus nug "muaj lub hnab looj?" Txhua yam tuaj yeem poob.
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Kuv muaj ib tug tig ob txoj kev xaiv.
- Tiv thaiv, sir! - Tos, koj tsis hnav khaub ncaws tsis tau.
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Kuv tsuas yog nco qab tias kuv tus kheej yog tus saib xyuas cov violet thiab lo lus "hnab looj" thiab UH-Ush uas tus txiv neej hluas tsis sib luag, nws txhais tau tias ... yuav tsum muaj kev ntshai heev, Thaj. Thiab tus tub ntse tau qhia kuv txoj kev zoo heev uas tus dev tau khiav thiab nqa lub thawv rau nws cov hniav, koj tuaj yeem xav txog qhov no? Thiab nws txiav txim siab tias qhov no yog lub cim ... Kuv ntseeg tias qhov lom zem tshaj plaws.
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Kuv feem ntau muaj cov kab lus txaus: "Koj puas muaj, uh-uh ..." tom qab "E-Uth", ib tug txiv neej twv txoj cai.
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Ib tus txheej txheem qub qub nyob rau hauv cov txheej txheem ntawm kev muab hnab looj qau thiab hu nkauj ib zaj nkauj ruam: "Nadnu lub kaus mom tsis pom, Kuv yuav dhau los ua qhov tsis pom ntawm kuv lub pussy." Nco ntsoov qias. Thiab ces nws tsis yog qias neeg, hauv kev hlub, lossis yog, yog.
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Nrog kuv tus txiv nws yog ib kab lus: "Cia li twb hnav khaub ncaws."
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Qhov tseem ceeb yog tias yog thawj zaug uas ib tug neeg hais nws, nws tsis tau sawv thiab tsis tau maj nroos mus hnav khaub ncaws rov qab.
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"Lub hnab looj tsis nco qab" - yooj yim heev thiab witty. Ib txwm ua haujlwm.
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"Lub hnab looj qab koj muaj nrog koj tus kheej?"
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Cov pab pawg "Lavxias teb sab" muaj zaj nkauj nrog tus nqe tshooj "koj yuav hnav ntau dhau, Kuv yuav hle ntau dhau." Cov nkauj uas pom tau zoo yog tias ob zaj nkauj tau hnov, cov hint yog qhov tseeb. Peb hinted peb hauv tsev neeg ntawm lub xyoo, tom qab ntawd xyov tsis nco qab lawm.
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Kuv yeej tsis tau nug yog tias kuv yuav tsum, nug yog tias muaj hnab looj. Cov txiv neej, txaus ntshai cov hnab looj ua kom kuv ntshai.
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Hnab looj.
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Hnab looj.
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Cov neeg, kawm lo lus "hnab looj". Thiab txiv neej thiab poj niam. Tsis muaj ib yam dab tsi txaus ntshai nyob hauv nws. Thiab nyob rau hauv dab tsi tshwm sim thaum koj tsis hnav nws - muaj!
Zoo Siab Hnub Ncaws!
Cov kab lus tau npaj: lilith mazikina