Sanarwa da Kasancewa a cikin manyan ayyukan Colin Farrell da Rahila Wahed sun sanya mai kallo mai kallo don yin watsi da wasan kwaikwayo na wasan kwaikwayo tare da abubuwan da ke tattare da kayan aikin. Mai zanga-zangar, mai son ra'ayi.
Mu yarda a bakin gaci. Wataƙila marubutan fim ɗin ba su da nufin yin amfani da wannan hoton, kamar wawayen sterbatu aluminum don cinye kwakwalwarmu. Zai yuwu hoton wannan shine asalin maninta mai girma na sadaukarwa da tsoro, da aka gina a cikin Absolut. Amma mai kallo ba mu da m m, mai kallo ya dandana. Don haka, ya gan shi kamar haka:
Hankali, mai ɗaukar nauyi. Jimlar mai kunnawa. Kada ku karanta idan ba ku son masu fota.
Da nisa zuwa makiyaya za su yi kiwo, daidai, dawakai. Mace ta zo da makiyaya, harbe doki daga bindiga, sai ya faɗi ƙasa, ya bar mace. Kwarewar mai kallo ya duba - ba wanda ya tsira daga magunguna na Di-miyagunwa? Wani gogaggen mai kallo a farkon hanyar - har yanzu yana iya samun nishadi a cikin abin da aka tsara.
Titers.
Babban halin ya zo da wani otal, mai banbancin goge a kan wani farin ciki auschwitz. Manajan, Manajan Delusito yana buga maɓallin keyboard, aikin aiki yana sane da zaɓin son jima'i.
"Hetero," in ji jarumi. - Gaskiya ne, Ina da kwarewar luwaɗi a cikin kwaleji ...
"Marasa hankali," Mai ƙwarewar mai kallo yana wasa, amma ba m.
- Don haka ba shi yiwuwa, "in ji manajan," tun bara, sabon ƙa'idar - dole ne a bayyana a fili saka dama. Kuma a baya ya kasance da yawa rikice rikice.
- Rubuta - Hetero, - girgije gwarzo. Da baƙin ciki bugun kare, wanda duk wannan lokacin yana riƙe da leash.
Jarumi suna ɗaukar kayan mutum, bayar da uniform, kamar yadda ya dace a cikin girman, kuma duba kare. "Wannan ɗan'uwana ne," ya bayyana gwarzo, "Bai jimre ba." Ma'aikatan nods, masanin kwararrun mai sanyaya sun sanyaya.
Jarumi na bincika lambar sa lokacin da Gudanar da otel din ya zo gare shi a cikin hanyar jami'in SS tare da murmushin mai taushi tsakanin kunci.
"Ni," in ji shi, ya ce, "ya zo ne don kwantar da hankalin ka. A otal zaka kashe kwanaki 45. Idan a wannan lokacin ba za ku sami ƙaunarku ba, za a juya ku a cikin wani dabbar da kuka zaɓa. Wanene kuke so ku juya?
"A lobster," gwarzo yana da tabbaci. - Suna zaune zuwa shekara ɗari, suna da jini mai launin shuɗi, kamar herosocrats, kuma suna iya kiwo ga tsufa.
"Mene ne fara'a," maigirdi ya zama babban zabi, "Lobster babban zabi ne, sannan duk karnuka da karnuka ... lafiya, wuri, kawai muke cizo ka da baya. Za ku rayu yayin da ɗaya hannu kuma ku tuna cewa "2" koyaushe ya fi "1".
Colin Farrell yana zaune ne a otal, yana ƙoƙarin zama abokai tare da maƙwabta, da kuma ƙwararren mai kallo tare da alamu masu mahimmanci sun ba da rahoton cewa a cikin wannan duniyar da ta fifita doka. Singles je otal kuma nemo ma'aurata. Ko kuma gavage a cikin ƙofofin - onbally. Kuna hukunta da gaskiyar cewa daya daga cikin jaruma ya fadi a otel a ranar biyar bayan mutuwar matarsa, lokacin da za a more mazaunan wannan duniyar don su more mazaunan wannan duniyar.
Ee, Dole ne in faɗi cewa ma'aurata a cikin wannan duniya ba su da irin wannan. Tabbas za su zama wani abu na kowa. Sabili da haka, aboki na babban halaye, ganin yadda ɗayan masu nema ke fama da zubar jini na hanci, fara karya hancinsa na yau da kullun game da ƙofar Jamb. Kuma yarinyar nan take yanke musu cewa an halitta su ga junan su. Sabon ma'aurata da aka sanya a cikin daki biyu, suna cewa idan za su fara jayayya da rikici, za a ba su yaro. Domin koyaushe yana taimakawa. Mai kallo mai kallo ya karya ga gaurawan. Yanki, ƙanana da rashin damuwa.
Kwanaki arba'in da suka ƙare da sauri, amma tufafin manyan ƙauna da madawwamiyar ƙauna suna da damar haɓaka su a otal - an aika su yau da kullun zuwa gandun daji, farauta su kadai. Daya kama guda - karin rana daya. Colinder Farrel, ba shakka, ba zai iya kama kowa ba, amma kyakkyawa mai shiru daga dakin na gaba ya kama kaina shekaru biyar masu zuwa. Kyakkyawar ake kira kyakkyawa kuma a asirce mai kishi.
Kuma sau da yawa da safe, gwarzo ya gano cewa lobster ya fi kusa da shi da alama. Kuma ya yanke shawarar yin aiki, tuki da zuciya. Don wannan dole ne ka yi kamar haka ma, mara tausayi. Ana aiwatar da kyakkyawa a kan wannan shigarwar da ba ta dace ba, kuma na ɗan asalin lobster looms a cikin mafarkin dare. Koyaya, safiya safiya, kyakkyawa mai zuwa ga mutuwa ɗan uwa cewa ɗan'uwa, da kuma Colin suna kwance. Da kuka. Kyakkyawan yanayi na tabbata - na yi imani da ku sosai, ku da ku, ku, duk masu awakin da aka yi kamar yadda aka yi kamar gwarzon gwarzarta. A saboda wannan, yana jiran mummunan jumla. Ba zato ba tsammani - menene. An yi azãbar rãmuwa da dabba, wanda bai so ya j .ya. Marin-guaro na haihuwa, yarda. Sabili da haka, gwarzo ya zura mata a gaban asarar sani da kuma sanya a cikin dakin tare da rubutu "dakin canzawa", inda ya juya dabba a cikin abin da ba ta so. Mai kallo mai gogewa baya magana da wanne. An gaya masa: "Wannan ba kasuwancinku bane."
Da Cholin, a halin yanzu, ya tsere wa gandun daji, inda pacocks roam, raƙuma, flamingos da sauran wadanda ba a yarda da ƙaunar da ba a fassara ba. A cikin gandun daji, Colinell an dauka a cikin Procesans shi kadai. Kuma a can, a Degeachment, gwarzo ya sadu da duhunsa - Rahila Wiss. Wannan, ba shakka, ƙauna da farko - su duka gajere ne, kawai aka kirkira don juna. Amma madawwamin makomar tana da sauƙi. Gaskiyar ita ce ƙungiyoyi na aure suna da dokoki iri ɗaya, kawai a cikin bayanin martaba - ba za su iya ba. Ba zai yiwu ba. Ko da peting. Rabin Singles suna tafiya tare da slips mai yanka - yana da azaba ga waɗanda suka sumbaci. Da ake kira "jan sumba". Har ila yau, wani hukunci na "Dokar Red Sex", amma gogaggen mai kallo ya cire shafin kwakwalwa, har ma a farkon fim, don haka bai dace da shi ba.
Gabaɗaya, gwarzo dole ne suyi jima'i a ƙarƙashin bushes mafi kyau, haɓaka tsarin gyaran sirrin da addu'a cewa babu wanda zai iya tsammani. Amma Rahila Wece ta yi addu'a tare da hannu ɗaya, ɗayan kuma ya watse cikin saiti a cikin littafin littafin, wanda yake a cikin bushes a cikin bushes. Ba abin mamaki bane cewa Diary Diary yayi asarar, da kuma maganin Madam-Atantan da ba shi da sa'a don zuwa birni don ya ba da cin hanci da idanunsa don ya yanke murnar idanunsa. Colin yana da laifi a Ataman, saboda haka yakan ciyar da karnuka, ya kama makafi mai ƙaunar Oakha, ya gudu zuwa birni.
Yanayi birni ne. Ciki - gidan cin abinci. Jarumi ya tambayi mai jiran wuka tare da wuka don nama, bayyana abokin nasa: "Ina so in yi tare da nama tare da wuka tare da wuka." Abokin ya ce "eh-ee" kuma "kada ku damu." Jarumi ya amsa cewa bai damu ba, "Ku jira ni, ina cikin sauri," yana zuwa bayan gida da wuka da wuka da nama ya yanke idonsa da kansa.
Titers.
Kwarewar mai kallo ya yi rashin nauyi, yana tunanin har zuwa goma, ya tafi shan direba kuma ya daɗe da yawa a saitin wukake nama. Wani gogaggen mai kallo, kazalika da babban gwarzo, Ina so in cimma duk wannan kudin.
Karanta kuma (don kada ku kalli!)
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