Kowane yarinya ya san cewa na takwas na Maris zai karbi kyaututtuka. Yarinyar tana jira kuma tana shafewa tafin nasa a jira. Amma, alas, sau da yawa masanan basu ji dadin.
Idan kana son ganin murmushi na gari na yarinyar, kuma ba mai amfani da jini ruffle - a cikin wani akwati ba zai ba ta ba!
Kwandon da ruwan shawa
"Hedgehog, da da za ku wanke", Ee. Lafiya, mun yi imani cewa ba kwa son ambaci a ƙazantarmu. Kun kama wannan kwandon Eerie kafin mai kudi a cikin manyan kanti ya jefa shi da fakitoci tare da dankali da kuma wanke foda. Mafi dacewa - Dukan cututtukan cututtukan da aka tara domin ku, sun cika kuma ku yi murna da ku, kai tsaye kaina na tafi, mimodumno. A'a, idan kun ɗauki fansa a kan kwandon tare da kudan kumfa, wanda aka mika ku zuwa ga Fabrairu 23 - to, zai iya fahimta. Amma kamar haka? Don menene ?! Ka san abin da waɗannan kwandunan suke? Whiskas ya shirya Ditten ki - abinci, tire, filler kasuwanci da alamar sneakasa a cikin motsa jiki. Yanzu don rabin rabin! "
Rafaello da sauran Skungiyoyin Sweets
Don waɗannan gabatar da zuwa takwas na Maris, masu ba da gudummawa suna buƙatar jinkirin a fili a tsakiyar birni na birni. Taga. A kan diddige. Shin yawanci kuna san cewa mako guda da suka gabata shine farkon Maris? Munyi tafiya zuwa wannan ranar kamar yadda a cikin Calvary. Takeauki gari na bakin, ya kashe kansu ga Gluttony kuma sun riga sun shirya su ta tayar da kwanakin da tasa'in, da uku m. Tawali'u da Askey. Kefen kabeji da Kefir Lay. Kuma a nan ku, bastard ba shi da rai, tare da "Rafaell". Gone a Jahannama!
Kayan aikin gida, kwanon da kayan aikin dafa abinci
Mata da yawa suna son dafa abinci - suna da sha'awa. Ba za su yi tunanin rayukansu ba tare da ma'aunin lakerin laster zuwa nama ko kwanon rufi na musamman ba. Anan suna - kuma suna da duk wannan farin ciki. Da waɗanda suke da wani abin sha'awa, ba. Kwanon soya ba rawar soja bane. Wannan ba alama ce ta mace ta gaske ba. Ba mu fitar da shi daga majalisa sau ɗaya ba shekara zuwa - Ush! - Yadda ake latsa Kittel da, ya gaji da farent, cire don wata shekara. Kuma injin tsabtace ba ya sanya budurwar budurwa "kawai ga 'yan kwanaki, sannan wata na uku wata, wasiyya na uku - sannan kuma gidan na kira!" Muna amfani da waɗannan na'urori kowace rana. Don tsabtace a gidan da muka raba da ciyar da iyali. Ku, gami da. A ƙarshe, ba za mu ba ku mayafin mayu da wani labari ba "don ku iya kallon dumama a kanmu."
Ba wadancan ƙanshin ba!
Anan ka zo kantin ƙanshin, da kyakkyawar yarinya mai sha'awar hanci wani irin takardu, turare da karimci. Wani wuri a cikin yankin takarda na uku da kuka guji don jin komai kuma zaɓi "wani nau'in gaye." Ko "dandano, yarinya." Bayan haka, wannan ba wannan bane, kuma yarinyar ku zata iya jin ƙanshi kamar dai ta fi so hamster ta mutu, kuma ta sati daya ya sa shi a cikin jaka, ba yanke hukunci ga binne shi ba. Da kyau, zai yi kama da ita cewa tana jin ƙanshi sosai. Domin ba ƙanwarta bane! Ka tuna - tsammani ruhohi ba zai yiwu ba. Amma idan da gaske kuna son ku ba su, ku sayi zobe mai zobe. Wadannan ko dai basu dace ba, to, akwai dubu ashirin. Sama da mil mil mil. Zai zama fim kamar fim - "shi, hakika, Shaggy, amma wani wuri kusa."
Takardar shaidar don sayayya ko hanyoyin
Tabbas wannan kyauta ce da ta dace - daga aboki, alal misali. Ko daga mama. Budurwar ta riga ta girma cewa a cikin kyakkyawa salon "Shagreen Fata" ya fara da ƙawata ƙawance tare da hannuwa girma daga kafadu. Kuma Mama tana sane da inda babbar ragi take a yanzu - wannan zaɓi ana kunna wannan zaɓi ta atomatik tare da waɗanda aka ba wa katin ritaya. Amma idan irin wannan takardar shaidar ba ta ba wani, to muna da irin wannan jin cewa muna sake kasancewa a cikin aji na farko kuma muna sake ba mu mai filastik tulip da mummuna lipstick.
Netetiettes, plosh wasa da sauran masu tattara ƙura
Shin kun tabbata kuna son baiwa wata karamar katin kirtani tare da sa hannu "Ni - Captin"? Kuma ita ce, ta hanyar. Metaphorically.
