Duk frulimers suna sadaukar da su. Muna baƙin ciki tare da ku.
A - a cikin abral
Halin da duk dangi ya goge, maigidan cikin fushi, Vaseline ya ƙare, kuma yana gab da faruwa cikakke rabo. Ya zo ba zato ba tsammani, kamar hunturu ko ciki. Ya kasance na dogon lokaci.
B - Boss, Rinining
Maigidan maigidan ne. Game da shi, kamar matacce, ko mai kyau, ko ba komai. Versionming yana da magana tare da "wawaye". Idan VL zai yi aiki, kuma maigidan ya yi sa'a, zaku iya cluster valsing da kuma a hankali don waye tare da abokan aiki.
A - inganta a matsayin bawa a kan hoton, don rusa wawa.
A - Inganta a matsayin bawa a kan gallolies - abin da kuke yi a wurin aiki, a cikin ra'ayin ku. Wauta wawa - abin da kuke yi a wurin aiki, a cewar maigidan. Vaseline shine ceton mai tsami mai tsami, wanda al'ada ce da ɗauka zuwa ga maigidan a kan kafet (Lura: ba wanda ya taimaka).
G - shugaban ko Janar
Don haka suka ce game da maigidan lokacin da suke son shi ya ji shi da godiya. "Babbanmu." Lokacin da maigidan ba ya ji, zaku iya amfani da wata kalma a kan harafin "G". Ba. Ba "gwarzo". Wata kalma.
D - Heilaan
Mystical jigon, wanda aka kirkira kawai domin ya zama "hadayu." Duk yadda ya kamata lokacin da aka ba ranar ƙarshe, ƙarin tsari zai zama tsarin la'akari.
E - EGRERE da EBIGE
Kalmomin sirri (kamar alamun Masonic), bisa ga abin da Pasankton Office ke gano conifers. An zaci shi ne don yabon babban semi-. Zuwa tambayar "Menene ma'anar wannan?" Ruwan sama idanu a cikin jin tsoro.
E.
Yana da mahimmanci ga kowane harafin ma'aikacin ofis. Kawai yi imani da kalmar!
Da kyau ...
Wani muhimmin harafi ga ma'aikacin ofis. Yana nuna yanayin lokacin da dukkan manyan 'yan shinkafa, maigidan sun yi fushi, kuma vaselline ya kare.
S - albashi, abokin ciniki
Albashin - cewa sau daya a wata ya yi daga Prangton Man. Mai kyau, mai wayo da ma mai karimci. Abokin ciniki shine abin da ke sa daga kayan kwalliyar Allkton mai cutarwa. A kai a kai. Kwana bakwai a mako.
Kuma - himma
Gaskiyar cewa a cikin karar ba za a iya yin amfani da ita ba, koda kuwa maigidan ya karfafa. Musamman idan karfafa! Kakanninmu sun fahimci cewa yunƙurin ya yi mugunta. Wanene farkon hawa kogon waje, ya sami labutan karin kumallo.
K - CORCORATI
Dalilin orgy, manufar wacce ita ce don yin zanga-zangar a cikin ƙungiyar abokantaka guda. Babu abin da ya fadi mafi kyau fiye da na safe, giya, jin kunya da hoto, wanda kai saboda wasu dalilai ka zauna a saman krubrukh. Sa'a, ado. Abin takaici - rabi.
L - lemming, crap
Lemming daidai yake da plankton, amma yana da kyan gani. Lja shine 90% na samfuran samfuran ko sabis da aka bayar. A kowane hali, tambaya "me kuke yi?" Kashi 90% na citizensan ƙasa galibi ana amsa su ne: "Ee, Najae."
M - Commone
Lokacin amfani da shi, yana maye gurbin kowane ƙamus na faɗi. "Kuma menene, yi hakuri, saka jari a cikin wannan saƙo"? - Idan wannan kalmar ta bayyana wannan magana tare da girman kai, to abokin ciniki, kuma abokin aiki har ma da maigidan zai fahimci inda suka aiko su. Da ladabi.
N - Haraji, ƙiyayya.
Harajin Haraji Kasuwanci yana ƙin Haraji. Babbar dangantaka.
O-m ga marigayi
Rarraba da rubutu na rubutu, wanda kowane lema ne gwani. Babban abu shine kiyaye cikin tunanin duk mai raɗaɗi, wadanda suka kai da kuma haihu, kuma kada su zagi bayyanar ciki, kuma komai zai yi kyau.
P - ribar, p-c
Riba - Abin da koyaushe mafarkin maigidan, kuma wane ma'aikaci yake daɗaɗa sosai, saboda babu wani fa'ida a rayuwarsa. Amma p-c an yi daidai. Saboda P-c shine mafi wanzuwar Falsafa - Falsophical manufar mai gamsarwa, sabili da haka yana ko'ina. Har yanzu akwai fensho, amma ya zama dole a rayu.
Ofishin ofis
Abin da Copleimer yake da son rai kuma wani abu ne na yadudduka a rayuwarsa. Amma da rauni ne a ruhaniya, ba a magance ta. Wasu, duk da haka, yana yiwuwa.
C - Taro
M sati (wani lokacin sau da yawa) na al'ada lokacin da maigidan ya ba da hankalin sa, kuma sauran suna murmushi da mashed. Babu ma'anar amfani - duk tambayoyin da za a iya magance shi a cikin minti biyar a kan Skype. Amma ina son maigidan.
T - tara a yanayi
Babba da manyan kamfanoni daban-daban. Sun tsira daga mafi ƙarfi.
O - sallama
Kyauta, wanda zai iya samun kowane lafazin m, kawai rubuta sanarwa. Amma bai yi rubutu ba, domin ana amfani dashi a sarƙoƙi, kunnawa, kamfanoni da albashi na yau da kullun. Kuma ba mu yi hukunci ba.
F - farp
Kasancewar wani lokaci-lokaci yana faruwa ga ma'aikaci wanda ya zo da Kefenye wanda ya makara don taro wanda bai lura da maigidan ta hanyar haye kamfanoni da sauransu ba. A lokacin Saraka, an karbe shi da tsoro da kodadde, ka tuna da falps da murmushi na rashin kyau.
H.
Wani ba makawa ga wasiƙar ma'aikacin ofishin. Kuma wannan ba komai bane abin da kuka yi tunani, amma xls ne.
C - farashin 'yanci
Wajabta a cikin kwangilar aiki. Da ake kira albashi. Harajin haraji. Dare.
W - jadawalin yau da kullun
Cikakken shirin, inda aka ƙayyade wurinka a kan wannan tsarin. A kan dama daga cikin matsanancin ojis.
Rawar jiki.
Suna cewa kafin, lokacin da aka yi hayar ma'aikaci, sun ba da miya a matsayin gwaji don aiki da juriya. A maimakon haka na tarin gwaji da tambayoyi. Komawa Soup!
E - eichary
Tubalin rawaya, wanda ya sanya hanya zuwa ofishin wuta.
Yu - Yuga
Wani wuri inda alluna ke neman ƙaura yayin hutu. Kudancin suna da kyau kuma babu kogi, ƙugiya da EICHOOV. Fakipov shima ba.