Damn shi da dalilin da yasa mata ke kewaye da mata da yawan tatsuniyoyi. Wasu suna ƙirƙira su da maza - don sanya mace biyayya. Wasu sun zo tare da kansu, don haka mun riga mun kasance a bayana, a ƙarshe, tare da tambayoyi marasa hankali.
Amma sauran uku na kunnen Encyclopedia "camen da almara game da mata" - Daga ina suka fito? Daga ofishin samaniya, ya aiko mana mu zama mai ban sha'awa? Bari su karanta wannan azaba a nan, shi ke. Kuma hotunan hoto zasu fi rubuta cewa duk ba daidai ba ne, ba gaskiya bane, ba gaskiya bane!
Babu wasu 'yan Amurka a cikin mata
Mun ce "Babu Geniuses", ma'ana "saboda suna da wawaye sosai." Jahannama babu. A cikin ƙungiyar sarki, mace ba ta zama baiwa ba, saboda - wa zai ba ta? Kuma ko da zarafin ya kirkiro mace shine - wanda zai ba da labarinsa? Kuma kowa ya san Ubangiji Barron, wani mawaki mai haske. Shin wani ya san Jahannama Jahanna, 'yarsa? Wannan matar ta kai ga shirin farko na injin computing. Ita ce farkon mai tsara a tarihin ɗan adam. Amma har yanzu ana gaya wa yara a makarantu kawai game da Maria Curie. Kamar dai ita kaɗai ce mace mai haske a duniya.
Mata suna baiwa yara
Sauran yara mata suna son a cikin akwati ɗaya: lokacin da take son samun nasa. A cikin wannan kankanin lokaci, da gaske, yaran muna so. Gabaɗaya, komai. Idan matar ba ta son samun mace ko, akasin haka, an fara wasu ma'aurata da Spinogorocters, wasu yaran mutane suna jin haushi. Saboda mata suna yin lokaci mai yawa tare da yara. Kuma cikin sanin cewa waɗannan "mala'iku a zahiri suna wakiltar kansu. Wannan shirun wuta ce, kalmar da ta dace.
Mata suna nannade wa kansu
Yuyin gwiwa! Ta haka ne, matan da kansu suka tallafa. Suna son wasu don yin gashinsa da kuma tasiri game da yadda suke mil na diddige goma sha biyu da gashin idanu, saboda kyakkyawa ne. Yep. Sai kawai a gida wannan kyakkyawa yana zaune tare da pureisiogny, a cikin m da kuma kyawawan wando da cakulan. Amma a gaba daya, ita, ba shakka, sosai kamar yiwuwar karya idon ƙafa ko samun ciwon fata. Saboda haka, ta da striltto sandan da a cikin roasts solarium. Don kanka.
Mata - Speedka.
Gaskiya ne. Wasu mata kamar wasu mutane ne. Amma ba duk mata bane kwata-kwata. Duk mata gabaɗaya sune masu tsinkaya. A hankali, kwayoyin mata ba su da ci gaba da aiki a kullum ba tare da sunadar dabbobi ba, tsarin haihuwa zai rufe kwanyar bushewa maimakon sauri. Amma maza za su iya rayuwa a wake, babu abin da zai same su.
Mata ba masu hadaya bane
Hatta mahimman masu kakarmu a cikinmu - daya da rabi gurbi ga labarin gaba daya, ba don ambaton masoya masu sauki su jawo wani ba a cikin gorar. A zahiri, hakika, har yanzu mata ne masu firgita, da wuya amfani da babban ƙarfin zahiri don bayyana fushinsu. Me? Kuna iya samun cyan a cikin abinci. Zuba duk kasuwancin.
Mata ba su da sha'awar batsa
Kuna da mahimmanci? Mwahaha.
Mata suna son aure
Ba. Waɗannan mutanen suna son yin aure. Idan mutanen ba su zo da aure mai aure ba, to, mutane marasa kunya mahaukaci ne kuma baiwa za ta ƙare da nadama rayuwa, ba barin zuriyarsu ba. Domin wanene yake bukatar su, cututtuka? Da kyau, yanzu, lokacin da dokokin Patrialchal suka fara birgima a kan Seams, mata su auri kowa ba sa so. Da kyau, idan aka fi kwakwalwa tare da cancanta - har yanzu suna fitowa, sannan, hanzari bred. Tare da ma'anar bashi.
Mata suna son shiga aikin yau da kullun
Don haka ga alama hoton - mace tana zaune, tana sanya haruffa a cikin ambulaf, kuma ya mirgine yarda. Gaskiya ne, saboda wasu dalilai na so ka zana difing sha. Kuma bango yana wanke don haɗawa. Babu wanda ya fi son aikin yau da kullun, kawai daidai ne ga mata galibi don aiwatar da shi.
Mata - rauni bene
Za a yi farin ciki da annurin annoba. A hankali - yunwar, ƙishirwa, yana zubar da asalin radiation, annoba ta ɗan ɗanɗano da kuma zombiapalypspes a wani tsibi. Kuma lokacin da wannan bouquet na plays zai gama daga na ƙarshe, zamu kasance tare da kafadu kuma mu yarda - da kyau, bamu da ƙarfi. Muna da gaskiyar adadin tsoka ba shi da yawa.
Mata suna bukatar jima'i don soyayya
Kuma in ba haka ba ba daɗi, ta yaya, kamar. Muna cin abinci kawai a kan ƙauna, muna barci ne kawai akan ƙauna, murmurewa - na musamman don ƙauna. Amma idan a cikin cunkoson cunkoson tsami awoyi uku kawai, sannan kuma a karshe kuka isa zuwa bayan gida, har yanzu kuna yin tunani game da cewa muna da lokaci don son wannan yanki na Sanatayans? Kuma a sa'an nan ba ku sani ba - ba zan sami nishaɗi ba.
