Don bambance mai shayarwa daga nietzsche, sanya asalin da kuma buga maki uku - ƙwarewar suna da amfani, amma zaɓi ne kawai. Amma waɗannan 20 suna sa mutumin ya kamata ya zama mai sulhu. Kuma a sa'an nan za su girmama jama'a gaba, sabo ne borsch a kan murhu da duniya a duk duniya.
1. Bi tufafi
T-shirt dangi tare da rabin ƙarni na ƙarni da kuma tabo daga ketchup, safa 13 da ba a gina da aka ba da gudawa da kuma ƙulla da aka ɗauko tare da Wipta Simpson? Dole ne a iya bambanta yadda zai iya bambance da masaniyar ƙage daga tufafi.
2. Fassara daga mai aikatawa
"Ee, a cikin bututun ku na ciki, kuna buƙatar canza murƙushe coil." Halittu masu laushi suna da alama sun zama gashin gashi a cikin rabuwa, amma maza sun fahimci mata da rabin rabin. Da kyau, da kyau.
3. Share a cikin Apartment
Cats suna tsoron ɓoye mai tsabtace gida kamar wuta. Maza na gaske - a'a. Dalilai na kwarai suna da ƙarfin zuciya kuma tare da kururuwa "Jiyi-Haaa!" Neman a kusa da ranch har sai da dabarar shamaki ba zai sawa. Bayan haka, sun gyara hat kuma tafi zuwa tamper da mop.
4. Ci gaba da alkawura
Farawa suna da ranar karewa. Da umpfed yayi alkawalin da aka yi watsi da su da kuma ganimar. Bai kamata a sami fiye da 'yan watanni ba tsakanin "a Spain" da Paelley akan Costa Dorada. Kuma shekaru uku suna jiran kawai diamusta ne kawai game da ilimin na musamman.
5. Girmama Hobbies
Wadannan ba datti bane. Wannan batik ne.
6. Cook
Wani a nan har yanzu yana tunanin cewa tsaye a murhun ba kasuwancin maza bane? Ka bar su tafi dajin, ka yi tajada a can ya ci shi. Rashin iya shiga cikin abincin dare daga abincin ƙafa shine dalilin alfahari. Ba a haifi Jamie ba, Jamie Olivermi ta zama.
7. Yi magana da yabo
Sau da yawa, zan tuna kuma ba ji tsoron maimaita. Wannan wargi ta lalace daga maimaitawa, da yabo - akasin haka. A kowane "Ba na kitse?" Ya kamata a kalla a kalla wari guda uku, domin Derzhavin ya fashe da hassada. Mai sauki lissafi.
8. Yi tsammanin
Fuskokin sabo da safe yana da yawa irin wannan ba kamar yadda ake iya ba, amma akan yakin atomic. Muna buƙatar awa daya don yin kayan shafa na halitta - amma sannan muna da kyau sosai cewa shi ne Allah, ya cancanci a cikin ƙofar gidan wanka.
9. Ba da furanni
Waɗannan 'yan Dutol ba su mutu ba tukuna, "" Na riga na ba ni zuwa ga na takwas na Maris, "Har yanzu ina bushe." Gaskiya Macho ya san cewa carmens yana buƙatar don kawo Aluju ya tashi cikin hakora. Kada ku rikice: Carmensite - Rose, da carnations - wani abin tunawa ga sojoji.
10. Takeauki abokanka
Kun san su na dogon lokaci, kuma wannan cat a karon farko da kuka gani. Ba abin da ya sa kuka tafi tare da Laren, wanda yake zama wawa, kuma lalle zai koya muku. Laren - tana kama da ƙasa. Abin sani kawai zaka iya tsayar da shi, kuma kowa ya bar su ma ma da palslov don sanya shi.
11. Sha
Da zarar Tequila, Tequila biyu, Tequila uku, bene. Don ɗaukar kayan rayuwa, amma yawan maye kafin taksi yana da kyau ga tsokoki, amma mara kyau don yanayi. Ikon sha yana cikin ikon zama kan lokaci.
12. Tambaye hanya
Koyi daga Perserby inda titin gwarzo-taboshostroiters, - ƙarfin ƙarfin hali da shiru yi kokarin tantance arewa a kan abin da bangare gansiman ya girma a kan hasken zirga-zirgar. Kira a cikin kurma kankare, inda kafa na mutum bai tafi ba, kuma baƙin ciki mai yiwuwa akwai bakin ciki.
13. Yi magana kamar yadda yake
Yayin da yake zaune a ciki, kamar fim ɗin Tare fim, da alama a ƙarƙashin hanci, cewa "komai yana da kyau," wani ya fi na ban mamaki. Kuma zan yi magana da gaskiya "wani abu daga fuagry na Fusry bushe" - kuma za a share sararin samaniya.
14. Kafa Bra
A zahiri, wannan an horar a cikin makarantar sakandare. A kusan lokaci guda, fahimtar gaskiyar cewa brand na iya samun mafi sauri a baya da gaba. Kuma a lokacin ƙarshe na jami'a, musamman musamman ta hanyar hannu ɗaya don unbutton Bra, kuma wani don yin wani abu mai ban sha'awa.
7. Jarrabawa
Hefy Bugi, wanda a tsakiyar shagon ya hada da nodets kuma ya tambayi gida, yana tunatar da gida uku a Mamina Zayu, wanda aka kirkira shi da PI-PI. Wanda ya dace ya fahimci cewa a cikin H & M ko Ikea ba shi yiwuwa a gudana "na 5 da minti."
16. isar da orgasm
Batsa ba takaddama bane, koda kuwa ga wani ya zama wahayi. A can girlsan mata sun isa rike da sakan 30, amma a zahiri hanyar zuwa sama ta bakwai da ƙaya. Kuma webeny lafiyen "injin dinki na sauri" yawanci ba ya aiki.
17 Zaɓi gidan abinci
Don haka menene, me kuke cikin wannan chebureny tare da yaran a ranar Juma'a daidai suke zaune? Ba zai yuwu ba, ka fahimta, abu ne ba zai yiwu a yi tunanin yadda wakilin 007 ya nada wata ranar haɗin gwiwarsa ba a cikin Shabbon Hangchena. Ba wai don wannan, mahaifiyata ta haihu ba, ba haka ba don wannan an matse mu cikin corset.
18. Dance
Dance Dangaran Swans Spean da Irish mataki (daga gare shi) ba ya ƙidaya. An wajabta mutum ya zama dole ya sami damar yin magana a kan tabo tare da yarinya a gaba. Kuma ba zato ba tsammani kwallon a Sarauniya, ko (abin da jahannama ba wasa bane!
19. ƙulla taye
Da farko, yana da kyau. Da muni dangantaka akan bangarorin na roba kawai sankara. Koyaya, a'a. Babu muni.
20. Kashe kwamfutar
Kada ku haɗa da tsarin wanda ya rage kuma ba shayar da goblins na matakin goma sha uku a cikin duhu tare da hannaye biyu a kan ƙurji, amma abin da zai kashe. Domin mutum wanda ba zai iya rabuwa da allon allo ba lokacin da yake taka muhimmiyar kamala a cikin Fenuuyar bayansa - Gick, Kick, Kidal, Kidalt da kuma gaba daya, amma ba wani mutum ba. Aƙalla, ba naka ba.
