Shin ka san menene ranar babbar ranar duniya? Disamba 31. Wani mutum mai girma a wannan rana yana jin kamar yaro ɗan shekara huɗu, wanda mahaifiyarsa ta jinkirta a wurin aiki saboda haka ya zauna a cikin Kindergarten ƙarshe. A cikin magana a kan kafet, yana kunna jirgin kasa kuma a cikin zuciyarsa yana da melanchololly, baƙin ciki da kuma malamai suna zagaye da shi, kamar yadda malamai suka zuga shi kusa da shi, kamar yadda malamai suka zuga shi a kusa da shi, kamar yadda malamai suka zuga shi a kusa da shi, kamar yadda malamai suka zuga shi a kusa da shi, kamar yadda malamai suka bi ta da hyenas, kuma babu farin ciki a rayuwar farin ciki.
Don haka a nan. 31 ga Disamba, duk shari'ar da aka riga aka yi. Ana siyan kyaututtuka, cike da dagewa a ƙarƙashin itacen Kirsimeti. Herringbone kanta an sanya kuma an yi wa ado. Saya saya. Ana cire wukake. Mata yanzu sun ban tsoro don tashi tare da waɗannan wukake a cikin dafa abinci, suna yin itace da mayonnaise mai rijistar a ƙafafunsu, ba sa tsayawa a ƙarƙashin kibiya. Lucky, wanda ofishinsa bai rufe shi a kan wani BARN Castle ba, zai iya tafiya 31 ga Disamba don aiki. A bisa tsari wannan ranar aiki. A aikace, a cikin yawancin ofisoshi, hukumomi sun riga sun yi farin ciki da farin ciki a gida, kuma sun tsira daga gida a cikin wannan ranar ƙura ta ƙarshe na tsohon shekarar. Saurin da maza suka bace ke yanke shawarar aiko manzo a cikin kayan miya a cikin abin da zaku muka daga baya lokacin da za a rage kore. A sakamakon haka, za ku bugu a cikin sharan tuni don agogo uku na yau, mun sani, swam. Kuna iya, ba shakka, ku tsaya a gida kuma, bari mu ce, kunna wasan kwamfuta. Yi kyau, kashe orcs ko kuma ɗauki Venice Venice a ranar 31 ga Disamba? Kawai ba zai yi aiki ba. Wannan fasalin ilimin halin dan Adam na ɗan adam: Idan mutum (musamman idan wannan mace mutumin) yana aiki, ba zai kawo abubuwan da ba shi da matsala. Ba abin da kuka riga kuka yi komai da taimakon ku, ku kunyata da matar da duk zuciyata ta yanke salads kuma tana sanya duk kansu akan bagaden, kuma ba tuƙo ba da shelves a cikin harin, ya Ubangiji. Bugu da kari, a wani matsayi matsalar yunwa ce. Wannan wani na musamman ne na musamman da na musamman, wanda kawai ya faru kowace shekara. A wannan rana, duk kitchen saman da safe an tilasta zama abinci mai daɗi. Allah tare da shi ko da tare da salatin mai cike da masara. Amma herring da ban tsoro, kamar kadan share daga man kifi, kadan yayyafa shi da kayan kwalliya! Amma bushe Bashatuma, sliced da yanka! Duk da yake ba mu rasa abin da ya faru anan daga yunwar lokacin da kuke tunani game da wannan, mai ɗaukar nauyi mai mahimmanci a cikin wannan halin da ke satar da wani ɗan kitchen don ɗaukar yanki. Tare da abubuwan da suka dace da ayyuka daga ƙaunataccen. Matan Rasha gabaɗaya suna ɗaukar rawar mahaifiyarta, da sata sausages daga tebur shine kusan hanya ce mafi kusantar kawo su. A saboda wasu dalilai, ga wasu marasa hankali da, mata sunyi imanin cewa a ranar 31 ga Disamba ba shi yiwuwa ya ci har zuwa lokacin da maraiceA cikin wannan, a bayyane yake echoing post na Kirsimeti, lokacin da ba zai yiwu a ci abinci kafin faɗuwar banki "sarki ba"?) Majalisar Kusan ba a kiyaye Kashi 80% la'akari da kansu Orthodox kuma kusan 100% yana jayayya game da Sabuwar Shekarar, a cikin mafi tsayin wasiƙar Kirsimeti), amma zai yuwu ku ci a cikin sabuwar shekara Kirsimeti Kirsimeti har zuwa 10 PM. A lokacin da ragowar yanayin Sabuwar Shekara, tabbas za shakka za ku tafi kuma tabbas zai kasance tare da gwagwarmayar Kuransan. A cikin wata mace, ta hanyar, babu yanayin sabon shekara kuma zai zama ba, saboda an kashe ta duk yini a slab, kuma wannan repleile ba zai yi godiya ba. Me yasa ya zama dole? Amma fitarwa, a cikin manufa akwai. Wannan ba shine yadda kake jiranmu ba. Idan ba tare da bayyanannun ka'idar ba, yadda za a yi tsalle cikin dafa abinci na Braunschweig, ba tare da ba su karɓi kan idanun (ko da yake mun ba mu irin wannan shawara ba. Shari'ar gaba daya ce ta daya. Sabuwar shekara ta fara da duka tare da yakin Kurat ko daga jawabin shugaban. Wani ya sayo kwallaye, kuma ya sake farin ciki. Wani, ya fito daga diaper, karya akwatin tare da locomotive. Wani ya fasa dusar kankara a kan taga da yadda mahaukaci ya dace da duk saman da garlands. Matarka, suna yin waƙa da shan sigari a wasu, yanke salatin. Ku, amfani da kamaba da ƙoƙarin haɗawa da kayan daki, dattan rusa salatin kuma ku sami hanyar a goshi. Wannan sabuwar shekara ce. Wannan farin ciki ne. Wawanci ne a gudu daga farin ciki. Da gaskiya :)