# Profeno. Batman vs Superman (Amurka, 2016)

Ba wannan ne muke da matukar tunanin cewa da gaske kake gani ba. Amma idan har a zahiri, nemi ku.

Hankali: Mai ɗaukar hoto!

Ciwon yatsa: Comics!

Babban jirgin ruwan Lantarki yana kaiwa duniya, kyakkyawa mai narkewa daga skyscrapers. Superman kwari a kusa da jirgin, a fili kokarin buga shi a ciki. Batman yana gudana a kusa da birni kuma yana jan mutane daga ƙarƙashin wrreckage. Kyakkyawan kallon sama don Superman.

Titre: watanni goma sha takwas daga baya.

Superman har yanzu zaune tare da ɗan jarida. Da kyau, a cikin duniya da jima'i suna rayuwa, kuma ba a wani lokaci ba. A wani takamaiman abu, an zabi dan jaridar ne a Afirka kuma tana kokarin yin tambayoyi ga wasu 'yan ta'adda ta Afirka, kuma ya annabta bakuncinta kuma zai kashe. Tabbas, Superman ya fadi daga sama nan da nan da kuma dan jaridar ya ceta. Gaskiya ne, kan aiwatar da 'yanci, yawan karancin kasar Afirka ne ba da gangan ba, amma ƙauna ta gaske kuma ba irin wannan wadanda ake bukata ba.

Batman, bi, bi, a gefe ɗaya, ƙasa da yawa, a ɗayan - ba ya rage yadda ya kamata. Yana ƙoƙari mutanen da suke cinikin mata. Sannan ya ba da 'yan sanda. Mata, da 'yan kasuwa suna bayarwa, Batman.

A halin yanzu, daga kasan teku Tekun Tekun Indiya na sami babbar matsala mai haske mai haske. Wannan shi ne cryptonite. Ma'adinan rediyo na rediyo daga asalin duniyar Superman. Magani kawai zaka iya kawo Crypton zuwa kabari. Wannan ma'adinai suna da sha'awar matasa na matasa biliyan da ke kan sunan Lex.

Majalisar dattijai ta Amurka ta nada jinwa a Superman. Saboda wasu baƙon abu ne. A gefe guda, shi mai kyau ne mai kyau tare da dunkulallen hannu. A gefe guda, lokacin da ya shafa daji, irin waɗannan kwakwalwan kwamfuta suna tashi mai kyau tare da ƙaho da hooves.

Kuma Batman, da psychopath Lex dabam dabam daga juna raba ra'ayi game da majalisar dattijai ta Amurka - Superman yana da shakku mai ban tsoro. Batman da alama yana da kishi. Domin ina nan mafi mahimmancin superhero. Amma yana, tsakanin layin.

Batman ... Don haka, ya isa, bari mu kira shi a sarari - Ben Armleck. Don haka, hazi, ya zama mataimaki a cikin wani ɓangaren fasaha, wanda Irermy Thay ke wasa. Iron yana duban rahoton labarai, inda 'yan kasuwar kitsen kwastomomi da mata suke alama da jana mai sanyaya. Alamar kasuwanci ne, ba mata ba. Mai ba da rahoto yana tunatar da hatimin Batman, a zahiri, jumlar mutuwar. Masu laifin a cikin gidajen kurkuku sun san cewa Batman kawai alama ce, kuma a yi bikin datti mai datti aiki da kansa. Ilonex yayi kama da Hantale. Hormleck yana ba da haske da kuma bakin ciki idanu.

"Mu masu laifi ne," Iron.

"Amma ba kowa bane ke kwance," mataimaka giggles.

- Ee, Ban yi barci da Lolya ba, - ironons fashe, - fim ne kawai, kuma ni mai aiki ne, kamar ku, aftan hanyar.

"Lafiya," Ben ya ce akai-akai, - zo, yana ba ni damar yin amfani da fasaha a gida. Sun ce ya sami cryptonite, ina so in karanta abin da ke cikin kwamfutarka mai ban sha'awa.

Irons suna sarko da kuma shimfiɗa babbar gayyatar zuwa ga maraice maraice a gidan Lex. Wannan daidai ne: Hanyar mafi ƙanƙanci madaidaiciya ce.

A maraice da yamma, hauhawar haduwa da Superman, wanda, a al'ada, ba a kula da rawar da wani 'yar jaridar wasanni da tabarau. Dukansu suna da ƙarfi sosai don kar a gane su game da siye da juna. Sannan musulin gwiwa ya shiga cikin ginin kuma yana haɗi zuwa kwamfutocin matasa matasa. Kuma ya tashi don Martini har sai bayanin an kwafa. Amma idan ya dawo - Flash dills ba. An kwashe ta da sexy Brunette a cikin rigar mai ban mamaki. Afghleck yana ƙoƙarin cim ma ta, amma ba wanda ya kama mata kyau, har ma batman.

Koyaya, gobe da gudummawar da ta mamaye ta Hannun Flash Fitt, ta ce cewa an rufe duk bayanan, kuma an yi laifi. Batman nods da gangan, shigar da filasha drive cikin kwamfutarka da kuma suturta "Decrypt". A cikin bayanan ƙirar, wasu gwaje-gwajen likita da ake samu tare da siffofin rayuwa da siffofin rayuwa da kuma hoto na Brunettes a cikin amintaccen sananniyar "Belgium, 1918". Ba a rubuce rubucen kayan kwalliya ba, amma a kan hoto. KADA KA YI.

A halin yanzu, yayin sauraron a cikin majalisar dokokin Superman, ba zato ba tsammani ya fashe tare da kyakkyawan rabin dattawa, da kuma Superman ya juya ya zama abin da 'yan wasan nasu. Batman da ke fushi da fushi cikin fushi, suna cewa, shi baƙon abu ne, don haka ba zato ba tsammani cewa shi abokinmu ne? Zan tafi, wataƙila kuma in kashe shi.

Da zaran an fada sai aka yi. Batman ya ɗauki cryttonite a lex kuma ya sa daga gare shi ... Ah ... Spear. Haka ne, māshi. Da kyau, cho. Wannan shi ne iyawar da ke hannun majibai, kuma batman da yawa kuma kan ci gaban cigaba.

Wani matashin psychopath sace mahaifiyar Superman (mai kallo mai gogewa bai fahimci inda mahaifiyar take a duniya ba, amma wannan saboda mahimmancin kallo yana da nisa daga tarihin tambayar) kuma yana buƙatar Superman don kashe Batman. Ba zato ba tsammani.

Abin da ainihin al'ummar matashin matashi mai kwakwalwa (ɗaya, da alama, bai san game da cryponite ba) - amma a fili, yana yiwuwa, yana yiwuwa a cikin ban dariya. Superman yayi magana da kyau, lafiya, kawai kada ku taɓa mahaifiyata, kuma tafi Batman. Amma wani canji ya hadu da shi dukkan-makamai - tare da mashi. Superman yana ƙoƙarin bayyana cewa sun fuskanci, ya zama dole a yi aiki tare, amma a kan kan kan kan sa hula a heretic hetmic a cikin wani nau'i, kuma da alama ji. Supereroes shekaru goma ne don magance juna tare da bangon kankare, to Batman ya zo ya kashe Superman, matasa ba zai yafe ba, kuma a gaba daya - yana da duk matasa sneaky lex. Hormleck cikin nutsuwa kuma ya watsar da mashin baya.

Kuma matasa sublore lex a kan jirgin da aka buga da aka buga a cikin jirgin ruwan Crykonts yana haifar da mummunan dodo daga grepton matukin jirgi, jinin nasa da irin wannan mahaifiyar. Superheroes tashi don ceton duniya daga dodo tare. Jirgin jirgi mai zumubptian ya shiga da gudummawa a cikin Sena-jarumi sanyaya. In ji - Jahannama, ina tare da ku, na zo cikin nauyi, na kashe mai yawa dodanni. Maza suna magana da kyau, da mummunan fada yana farawa, yayin da motar dodo yake da isasshen Superman kuma yana ɗaukar a cikin saman yadudduka na sararin samaniya. Dukkanin waɗannan manyan abubuwan da jaruntaka suka lura da shi kuma har ma da shugaban Amurka. Suna jayayya - a gefe guda, zai yi kyau a ja dodo tare da wani mafi ƙarancin roka, a ɗayan - roka da Superman ya samu. Amma, yana da fluttering, har yanzu shugaban har yanzu yana danna kan maɓallin ja. Abin da yake a banza. Dutse ya juya ya zama mai ƙarfi, don haka yanzu yana da madaukaki ne, bayan roka. Saboda haka, ya sauka ya zo, fara fasa komai kwata-kwata, kuma musamman - xaena da sarauta. Amma mai linzami na nukiliya na makiyayi kawai ya ban mamaki. Saboda haka ya zo wa kansa ya sauko daga sararin mashigarsa, ya yi aiki tuƙuru a kan lokaci, ya makale a cikin kirjin dodo. Duniya sami ceto, gaisuwa. Gaskiya ne, wannan fint da crytonite don Superman shima mai da yawa ne.

Ben Affleck da Xena, da ke da matsananciyar bin lebe, suna kallon tsarin makoki - Superman ya yanke wa binne mutane tare da sojojin soji. Guns harbe, an girmama sojoji, hawan 'yan jaridar, yana zubewa a yatsansa a bikin aure zobe.

Xena ya ce mutane ba su da daraja ba - don karni na ashirin da suka riga sun tabbatar da cewa ba sa buƙatar nagarta. Hannun Hannun Alkummai waɗanda mutane suka fahimta da komai kuma tabbas za su yi kyau.

Rufe - Superman Cofkin. M kiɗa, blackout, busa, titers.

Wani mai gogaggen mai kallo yana buɗe wata kalma don rubuta shi ƙasa, amma ya tsaya kuma yana buɗe kwalban giya mai kyau. Don murnar gaskiyar cewa boys wannan lokacin ya wuce ta hanyar samuwar sa. Kuma ya ɗaga maganin ƙetare.

Marubucin rubutu: Alexander Smilanskaya