Tambayoyi 10 waɗanda ba za a iya tambayar mutane ba

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Duk suna tambayar tambayoyin wawaye. Amma mata kawai suna yin tambayoyi, suna tsammanin samun amsa ga wasu sauran tambayoyi. Ba a kan waɗanda suka tambaya ba. Wannan al'ada ce. Babban abu ba zai yi tambayoyin ga maza ba. Da kyau, aƙalla waɗannan goma ne. Saboda suna da ma'ana da kuma marasa tausayi.

Ba na kitse ba?

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Idan yanayi ya kasance mai hikima, ba mari, da ta yi a cikin kwakwalwa kai tsaye, kamar hanyoyin jirgin ruwa. Domin maza suna ganin wannan ne. Madaidaiciya. A sakamakon haka, wani mutum zai iya ba da amsa ga wannan tambayar - "a'a, ba mai ba." Wannan idan mutum yayi al'ada. Kuma a sa'an nan wasu za su iya Bloom wasu m a cikin ruhu "da kyau, wataƙila kawai karin kiloss ne, ba ya lalata ku." Ko ma "da kyau, eh, kuna buƙatar rasa nauyi." A kan waɗannan yanayin swirl kuma ya ba su mummunan ilimantarwa na adana kai. Anan kuna son duba yadda yanayin ya yi farin ciki da saurayinku? Kun so kawai sanin idan ya yi imani da kai da kyau. Da kyau, kazalika tambaya.

Kuma me suke samu a ciki?

Hakanan an tattara kwakwalwar mace ba daidai ba, ya zama dole don yin wani samfurin na Labyrinth mara kyau. Idan an ƙaddamar da shi a cikin shi nau'in baƙin ciki mai asara "fu, wannan Johansson ass shi ne mai!", Za ta yi asara a wurin, kuma zai yi ta kuka da ƙarfi. Kuma a sa'an nan juya cikin tambaya "kuma me yasa ass yake mai da magoya bayan - miliyan?" Babu buƙatar yin wannan tambayar ga mutum! Zai amsa. Wannan ass, alal misali, ci. Da lebe - wow! Komai. Wani tunani mai hankali wanda aka karye zuwa girman Godzilla, kuma riga ya riga ya rushe bangare a cikin Maze. Wannan dodo yanzu ana kiransa "menene ya fi ni ?!", yana ɗora jini da son kisa.

Yaya kuke son wannan varna?

Adireshin yaƙe-yaƙe ba almara ba ne. Wannan game da varnish, alal misali, bayyananne. Kuna iya fara ɗaukar shekaru goma har sai mutumin yana jiƙa kuma yana ƙoƙarin kewaya cikin sarari. Yana da daidai da abin da zan tambaye ku "Yaya kuke son wannan sabon carburetor, masoyi?" Kuma wannan shi ne. Rushewa. Eeehmm ... m fiye da tambaya "Yaya kuke son wannan lacoer?" Wataƙila kawai tambaya ce "shan giya ko har yanzu Blackberry, me kuke tunani?"

Me kuke tunani yanzu?

Multititaking na musamman shine halin mace. Anan kuna, alal misali, kuna fenti kusoshin ku. Amma a zahiri, kuna yin kamar asalin, duk inda zai shakata a lokacin rani. Kuma a jiya na yi laifi na zama surukai na jiya, don haka a yanzu kuna da abin ban sha'awa na ciki tare da wannan macijin. Amma ko da haka zanen kusoshi yana da ban sha'awa sosai, don haka a lokaci guda kuke kallon jerin. Kuma game da makircinsa, har ma, da lokacin yin tunani. Kuma idan mutum ya ɗauki nauyin cibiya - bai yi tunanin komai ba. Da kyau, ƙari, inda ya fito daga cikin cibiya cewa yana tuki daga can. Ee, shi gaskiya yana kallon yatsa, wanda aka ɗauke shi daga cibiya, kuma yana tunani game da shi.

Kuna son ni?

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Don haka da gaske kuna son jin wannan ta cikin hakora sun lalace "Ee!" Mun san cewa kun nemi ya nuna alama a gare shi - Da wuya furta a gare ni cikin ƙauna, masoyi, yi sau da yawa! Don haka, bai fahimci ambato ba. Kuma muna ambaton: Yanzu kuna tsaye a kan katakon gidanku a cikin birni, ya halakar da guguwa. Da kuma tambaya "menene, yanayin ya lalace?" Ba. Ba wannan hanyar bane. Kuna cikin gidan kayan gargajiya kuma gwada yatsa zuwa kwafin Mummy Tutankhammon. Kuma mu tambaya: "Kuma ya riga ya mutu, daidai ne?" Da kyau, yadda zaka gaya maka ...

Kuma me yasa kuke ƙaunata?

Zo, tambaye shi. Kuma ku tambaya me yasa yake da m, alade mai ɓoye. Kodayake a zahiri shi ne abin takaici, ƙaramin yaro. Yaro na ciki ya kasance yana fada a cikin Hentsics. Saboda wrinkled wrinkled na Eleanora Konstantinovna sake sake rataye shi. Da kuma, sake yayyafa wa Smiva Stava a cikin fuskarsa da kuma kashe iska: "Vasilyyev, me zaku iya fada mana game da hoton Natasha Rostova? Amma? Babu komai? Me za ku tafi can, vasilyev? Hannu daga aljihunan Pickets! Biyu a gare ku, Vasileevieeeeveeee, mallakaillan mutane za a yi kuka! "

Ba ku lura da komai ba?

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Sannan gishiri shine cewa da gaske ba ya lura da komai, kuma kun san shi. Amma tambaya. Me? Idan kana son yabo - sai ka tambaya "yaya kuke da sabon aski na?" Kuma idan kuna son abin kunya, to, a gaba ɗaya mirgine mirgine. Don zama mai gaskiya, da kyau, me yasa kuke buƙatar irin wannan dalilin wulakanci don rantsuwa, EH? Kuna da jirgin ruwa mai tsafta a kan antlesol? A ƙarƙashin safa socks ba shi da daraja? The sofa giya ba zai ambaliya ba, cat tare da shugabannin shrimp bai zargi ba bayan wasan Juma'a "Zenith" tare da "Spartak"? Don haka yawancin kyawawan dalilai don barin faranti, kuma kuna amfani da maras ban sha'awa "kuna da matukar muhimmanci!"

Kuna da hankali?

Da kuma m ci gaba "wane irin soone kuke so sosai?" Da alama alama ce babu dabaru a ciki? Bayyana: Lambar Duel ba ta ga ko'ina, kawai ya canza ba. Idan maza suka yi yaƙi, basu taɓa doke juna a cikin makwancin makwancin ba. Waɗannan mata ne kawai zasu iya. Da kuma gopnik. Kai, ba shakka, mace, amma shi ba ɗan maniac da ke kai muku hari ba a cikin baƙin ƙarfe. Cewa kai hari. Kamar gopnik, gafarta wa Ubangiji. Abin da kuke shi daga cikin matsanancin gaske? A cewar girman kai, a hankali.

Kuna da kwallon kafa mafi tsada (hockey)?

Dakatar! Jan kati ga wannan dan wasa. Har yanzu - da goge daga filin. Kuna buƙatar sa? Kwallon kafa ko hockey ba shi da tsada, daidai ne a yanzu, kuma koyaushe kuna koyaushe. Ee, yana da matukar muhimmanci - je zuwa wasan. Ko kalli watsa shirye-shiryen rayuwa, ba rikodi ba. Ka yi tunanin cewa ka da 'yan mata da aka tattara don rashin lafiya a karshen mako, kuma kyawawan kutunanku sun yi abin ban tsoro da bukatar cewa ka zauna a gida. Yana ba ku yin amfani da siket ɗin a cikin shagon kan layi, amma siyan budurwa don ganin Instagram. To, menene bambancin ku? Sakamakon zai gane. A hankali, shiru, ba ya bayarwa, shi ne mu. Kuma a can, inda kuka yi da hankali a yi mana a yanzu, zamu tafi tare. Da ke. Idan ka sake tambayarsa game da hockey.

Zan iya zuwa saurayin?

Da hakan. Zo, waɗanne matsaloli. A bikin aure kawai kar ku zo, amma a saurayin don Allah.

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