# Profeno. Mun dube ka a gare ku: "Nymphomaniac" (Amurka, 2013)

Wani mai son mai kallo ba zai kalli barazanar kisa ba. Sabili da haka, dole ne ya dube shi a ƙarƙashin wata alama mai ƙauna ga shugabannin hotunan hoto (wani, taimako, sun kwashe fasfo dinmu!)

Hankali: Mai ɗaukar hoto! Bornrarararaphic batsa a ciki. Kada ku karanta idan ba ku son masu fannoni, batsa, huhu da ƙaunar ɗan kaɗan kaɗan.

Tsofaffi masu girma da fuska mai kyau ta sami titin tsufa aint. Tenka ya ki amincewa da "motar asibiti" kuma ta tambayi kofin shayi.

Yanke.

Aunty ya ta'ana da pajamas a kan gado, Uncle yana kawo shayi kuma yana sauraren labarin rayuwarta.

'Yan mata guda biyu - ɗan heroine mai suna Joe da budurta ta hanyar sunaye ko da suka sami abubuwa masu ban sha'awa tsakanin kafafu. Kuma ya zo da wasan farin ciki na frogs: Kuna buƙatar zuba bene a cikin gidan wanka, sannan kuma m a wannan bene a kowane kujeru. Wani gogaggen mai kallo ya kai don kashe, amma ya tuna da odar hukuma.

A halin yanzu, 'yan matan akan allon sun yi magana kadan kuma sun yi jayayya a kan marufi cakulan, wanda tare da babban adadin cakulan cakulan, yayin da jirgin ke tafiya daga aya B. Heroine mai suna Joe ta hanyar ƙwanƙwasawa. Maimakon, bakin. Mai ƙwarewa mai kallo yana tuna cewa umarnin masu laifi ba za a iya yi ba, amma, a wannan bangaren, har yanzu har yanzu ana buƙatar fasfon.

Kuma jarumin gwarzo ya ba da kawancen jin kai, kamar yadda budurwa ke mamakin. Ta kasance, tana nufin, ƙauna ta farko ta mai suna Jerome. Jerome yana da kyawawan hannaye da moped. Saurara, - ya ce Heroine Jerome, - ba za ku iya hana ni na budurwar ba? Babu matsala, - shrunged by Jerome, - ya fadi. Kuma a sa'an nan ya rike sau uku a gaban sau biyar a baya, don haka ba a bar budurwa ba ko'ina. Kuma ya tafi gyara. Kuma jarumai tun daga wannan ba ya son adadi 3 da 5.

Abokan ikilisiyar da suka yi saurare da kyau, nods, zuba shayi da kuma nakalto da "FAIST". Har ila yau, Heroine ba ya fada cikin fuskar datti kuma yana ba da rahoton cewa idan kun ninka yanayin dukkanin halin ɗan adam, zai zama hanya zuwa duniyar Mars da baya.

An sanya mai kallo mai kallo a cikin mata mai wucewa, da matasa Joe akan allon ya koma motar asibiti, da kuma sanya maza da lokaci daya awa daya. Wani daga waɗannan mutane suna fushi, wani yana fama, da kuma kalubalanci ɗaya - suna ƙaunarku, kuna son dangi ɗaya, ku gani, ku bar dangi ɗaya, ku gaza, jariri.

Joe yana ƙoƙarin cewa godiya ce, babu buƙata, Ina da minti biyar masu zuwa. Amma sai hankalin Turman ya zo da ƙananan yara uku kuma ya gaya wa muryar mutum: "Yara, yanzu za mu kalli gadon gado." Kuma yayin da Joe yana matsawa, hankali yana kaiwa yara zuwa ɗakin kwana kuma ya ce: "Ku kalli yaran kuma ku tuna, kamar yadda ya kamata ya kasance daki-daki don sake fasalin tunanin mutumly." Miji ba da wuya a ƙasa, wanda ya san cewa na gaba mataki na hankalin zai iya canzawa zuwa yankan orange.

Lokaci-lokaci, ana mayar da labari ga lokacinmu, da kuma mai tausayi na tausayi game da Edgar software, sashe, polyphy, sashe na zinare da lambobin Fibonacci. Wani gogaggen mai kallo tare da bege ya kalli mai wasan bidiyo na bidiyo, yana nuna cewa sa'a ta biyu akan sakamakon, wanda aka azabtar ya kasance minti goma.

Kuma a sa'an nan jarfa suka hadu da ƙaunarsa ta farko - Jerome. Kuma a ƙarshe na kawo hankali. Amma na ɗan lokaci - rana ɗaya, Joe, tashin hankali ya zaɓi kai game da bayan gado, ba zato ba tsammani ya fahimci cewa babu abin da ji ji. Babu komai kwata-kwata. A bayyane yake, yawan ayoyin ayoyin ba shakka, kuma gwarzo ya riga ya zaɓi ta.

"Ba na jin komai," in ji jarumai, kuma allo mai baƙar fata ya rubuta "ƙarshen ɓangaren ɓangaren farko" tare da manyan haruffa. Wani gogaggen mai kallo yana daskarewa.

Ee, in ji Joe zuwa wani masani mai kallo, ba ni da Orgasm, saboda haka kada su kasance. Je ka ga wani sashi na na biyu na wani sa'o'i biyu da minti uku, asalinsu asalinsa ne, ta hanyar, ƙauye, ƙauye, ƙauyen!

Kashi na biyu, - in ji Black allo. Toanta ni, - gogaggen mai kallonsa. Mijin dan wasan da gogaggen mai wasan kwaikwayo ya dauki nauyin allo, ya shawo kan cewa akwai wani aiki da muni fiye da wannan memba na.

Da tabar heroin, a yanzu, shekara 12, tana kwance a cikin tari, kuma tana faruwa a cikin karuwa na Mesalin da Babila da Babila. A bayyane yake, na musamman hoton.

Amma mai aminci launin toka a Apple Jerome bai rasa bege na farka da abin da ya fi so. Ko da a cikin gidajen abinci, bege baya rasa. Drong, ta ce duk wadannan wasan kwaikwayo ne. Zan ba ku fam biyar. "Marasa lafiya," - Ba a tsayayya da masaniyar kallo, amma ya yanke shawara - me zai hana, ba zato ba tsammani? Yana zuwa zuwa rack, ya dauki wani dozin cokali kuma ya girgiza duk lokaci daya. Wani gogaggen mai kallo ya gaya masa sunan gidan abinci, saboda haka ba zai tafi can don Ice cream ba, saboda haka Trier ne mai rashin lafiya, don haka roƙon ya yi watsi da shi.

Spoons ba su taimaka ba, komai ba shi da kyau. Kuma a sa'an nan Jerome ya ce, saurare, jariri, kai ne Tigrick na. Kuma idan kun sami damisa, yana buƙatar ciyar da shi. Wannan zai zama mutum da ni tare da abincinku, sannan ba ni da sanda Jade, amma masara ɗaya.

Takumi ya ce da kyau, kuma tafi ciyar a gefe. Tsawon lokaci ya kasance a takaice, ya banbanta. Afrayragger kasance, alal misali. Guda biyu. A lokaci guda, saboda 'yan'uwa, kuma' yan uwan ​​suke so suyi komai tare. Amma Orgasm bai bayyana ba, kodayake membobin 'yan'uwa (a rufe) ba komai bane.

Kuma Jerome cinye hakoransa, kodayake wannan cigaban kansa ya ba da shawara. Rashin lafiya mai haƙuri. Kuma a sa'an nan na yanke shawarar cewa zai yi tafiya tafiya, sannan duk abin da ya fi girma ya sa shi jijiyoyi.

A halin yanzu, a cikin binciken Orgasm wani ɗan haraba da jarfa na musamman, wanda ya ɗauki juyo na Teres. Mawaƙin ciki ya fito daga kawun baya da kunnuwa a cikin jini. Domin ba mai sonsa ba ne a can, amma mai haƙuri mai haquri mai haquri mai haƙuri na aji na duniya. Bastard da farko bai so ya kashe joe ba, amma ta ce, "Ku yi mini wannan daren, ku ba ni ɗan kaɗan, kuma bastard ya sake sa plaies. Kuma ku kawo bulala na fata ga dawakai, amma ba daga shagon jima'i ba, ba kai ne mashedade ba.

"Inna," wani bakin ciki yaro ya ce ga gogaggen mai kallo, "Ina so in ci. Me kuke gani?

Wani gogaggen mai kallo ya yi masarautar laptop.

"Kuma, ta hanyar," ci gaba da rashin lafiya mai rashin lafiya, "Ba mu da magana ta tsayawa, don haka ba za mu iya dakatar da hanya ba." Joe ya yi farin ciki da farin ciki, ɗan ƙaramin abu ne ya bata mata kaɗan a kan mayafin a fuskarsa, in ji ta "na gode" cumshot da ƙarshe.

Kuma sun rera kowace rana. A halin yanzu, ƙaramin ɗan ta yi barci a cikin tarin kuɗi a gida. Daya. Na yi barci, ya yi barci, sa'an nan kuma ya yi biris da baranda - don kallo a kan dusar ƙanƙara. Me yasa a cikin hunturu dare a bude baranda aka bude? An cire tambayar azaman mai hankali. Muna da Arhaus, ba rubutaccen littafin Loric Chelvan G.I.

Wani gogaggen mai kallo ya riga ya turawa a cikin matashin kai, amma a baba Jerome ya zo daga tafiya. Domin gobe ita ce Kirsimeti. Ya isa lokaci da kuma gudanar da cire jaririn daga baranda. Za a sami ƙarshen farin ciki, amma ƙwararren mai kallo a rayuwar da ta gabata a bayyane yake, kuma Karma ta yanke shawarar kada su tafi.

Kuma ba zato ba tsammani ba zato ba tsammani ba tare da an yi wa gardama ba: idan, - ya ce matarsa, - za ku shiga cikin daren Kirsimeti ga wani mutum, to, ba zan ƙara ganin ɗana ba. Yace - da kirji juya dabaran. 'Yan levormov.

Yoene ya zo ne ga gadon garin kuma ya yi kuka.

"Na fahimta," in ji Jerome, ", ya zo, farka, tashi, sai in ji mama:" Barka da kyau. " Dan ya ce "Agu", Joe ya girgiza kadan kuma ya tafi wata karamar karyar ta karɓi arty.

Kuma gogaggen mai kallo ya tsere zuwa gidan wanka ya wanke ruwan sanyi na dogon lokaci. Wannan wani dan wasa ne na Lars, "in ji mai kallo, - Cinema don Smart.

An rufe madubi da hanyar sadarwa ta fasa. Kwararre mai kallo ya koma cikin kwamfyutocin cikin farin ciki kamar yadda aka bincika.

Tsohon kawun sa ya kawo sabo shayi, kuma Joe ya ci gaba da yin tarihinsa. Tsakanin shari'ar, ko ta yaya ya juya cewa kawun ya sami kawun ya rayu zuwa shekara sittin, yana riƙe da rashin laifi. Ya ce ko ta yaya ba ya da ban sha'awa. Polyphy mai sanyaya ne, na riga na shuru game da Fibonacci. Don haka ci gaba, zan yi amfani.

Kuma Joe ya ba da labarin abin da ya kasance ba tare da wata hanyar wanzuwa ba kuma ya sadu da mummunan mutum. Bari mu kira shi "mai tarawa". Mai tattarawa ya tsunduma cikin abin da masu karɓawa sukeyi yawanci, kuma sun gaskata cewa zurfin ilimin mutane za su taimaka wa Joe don yin kyakkyawan aiki. Don haka ya fito. Musamman Joe ya zo cikin dabarun da hannu ya haskaka daga mai haƙuri mai haƙuri, da baƙin ƙarfe. Biya da aka biya - tuni ƙurar ƙura ta zinare. Amma wata rana mai tara ya faɗi haka, raina, kun tsufa, kuna buƙatar magaji.

Ba don wani lokaci da yawa ba, amma da gaske. Ina da, in ji, yarinyar tana can. Shekaru goma sha biyar, inna ta shayar da ni daga hannun Obbaya, baba a cikin kurkuku - kawai mu'ujiza, ba budurwa ce. Fuck kuma shirya don aiki. Joe ya tsayayya, saboda yayi hakuri da yarinyar, amma ba dadewa ba. Yarinyar ta koma wurin Joe kuma ba zato ba tsammani ta fara yin tari ga ba mai jagoranci ba ko dai duk kamar yadda aka ɗauka.

Da kyau, sun fara aiki tare, na ainihi na ainihi don aiki shine ƙarfe ne na soja da mitted a hannun ƙwarewa. Kuma zai yi matukar farin cikin rayuwa idan mai tara ya mai tara ba Jerome ba ne. Kuma sai Joe ya tuna da cewa har yanzu yana ƙaunarsa. Sabili da haka, na ba da baƙin ƙarfe ga mai nasara kuma na ce - Bari mu yarda.

Maigidan ya yi farin ciki, ya tafi, gida bai dawo ba. Domin yana cutar da hannayen Jerome da kyau. Kuma Joe ya fita a cikin taga, kamar biyu daga cikin mutanen da ta fi so, suna jin daɗin sassa daban-daban na jiki zuwa juna, kuma suna yanke shawarar kashe su. Amma saboda wasu dalilai bai cire bindiga daga fis ba. Don haka, Jerome Jerome ya yi fushi sosai ƙwarai, ya doke tsohon matarsa ​​da ƙafafunsa. Da ta ta miƙaƙarta, ta hanyar, ba haka ba. Da alama. Sa'an nan Jerome ya ɗora wa mai nasara ga Jerome, ya kuma yi motsi uku na Corona a gaban da biyar daga baya. Kuma aka yi nasara ga wanda ya gaje shi, ya tafi da masifa ta doke, ya tafi bayan gida. Na gode da ba da yawa.

Wannan shine labarin, "in ji Joe. Kuma kawun da ba dole ba ne mai ban tsoro, ba zato ba tsammani kuma ba zato ba tsammani ya ba da ɗanɗano fati biyar na minti biyar - suna cewa, komai yana cikin tsari. Idan mutum ya nuna yawa, ba zai faɗi komai kalmomi ba. Da kyau, mutane biyu suna tafiya akan jirgin sun fita daga nuna wani zuwa ga B, kuma mata suna nema. Yi tunani. Da kyau, ya jefa ɗan ɗan mutum. Wiennes. Kuna wahala kawai saboda ku mace ce. Don haka ina maki kuma kada ku sha wahala. Kuma daga fis, kai musamman bai cire bindiga ba. Ba na son kashe kowa, don haka ban cire ba. Gabaɗaya, kwanta, barci kuma ba zunubi. Anan Joe ya fashe da gaske kuma ya ce ya yi godiya ga makomar cewa abokin nasa ya bayyana a rayuwarsa. Kuma barci ya yi barci.

Kuma bayan kimanin minti biyar, mafi kyawun aboki ya zo ba tare da fatalwa ba kuma bari mu isa Joe. Ta kama kadan "A'a, a'a, a'a, a'a," sannan ya kashe bindigogin daga fis. Blackout, harbe da sauri sun saukar da matakala. Wani gogaggen mai kallo ya fahimci cewa kawun kyayayye kuma mutu tare da budurwa.

Kuma don haka fim mai kyau, fahimi - game da polyphy, misali, gaya. Game da sashe na zinare. Da kuma game da fibonacci.

Yana ƙaunar fina-finai da manyan: Alexander Smilanskaya