Rubuta Sinopsis na fim din saboda ya kasance lafiya kafin duba - wannan babban fasaha ne! Tabbas, wasu marubutan waɗannan shirye-shiryen talabijin sun sami koyan canza yanayin zurfin fim daga Sasha Smilanskaya
Mun tattara zaɓi na gajere, amma mafi inganci, kwatankwacin kwatancen, bayan wanda kuke so ku sami aiki a matsayin mai zaɓi da allonin. Af, me yasa musanta kanka jin daɗin - yi shi, kuma zaka iya! ;)
Listsive, kamar yadda aka saba, namu.
"Yarinya ce kyakkyawa da mafarkin zama kamar gimbiya Leia, kuma kuna da zinari bikini? Cire shi a maimakon haka, in ba haka ba sojojin duhu ba za a kama su ba! " ("Star Wars. Episode 4. New Fata")
Cikin hikima, cho. Kuma ya kuma yi daidai da kama da shawarwarin horarwa game da vedic mace!
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"Warkar da ya karye noses da kuma ɗaukar kunnuwa da aka tsage, mugunta a akasin sarki Shao Kana na duniya, yana mai son tsintsiya fim na jiran Morderoby. Kawai kawai Ubangiji Allah ba shi da shit! Mat don abin da ya dace yana kawai a gare shi. " ("Mutuwar mutuwa 2: Goge")
Za ku hana mugunta a cikin rikice-rikice da kunnuwa mai tsage - ta zama haske a kan rai!
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"Da kun ga saurayi Julie na Yastoto Brian, don haka ya ƙaunaci kunnuwa. Kuma shi ne a cikin gazawa, m: Ban so, in ji ni da kowa, duk da cewa kuna hauka. Komai zai canza bayan aji na bakwai, lokacin da Brian ya fahimci makantarsa, zai yi latti. " ("Barka dai, Julie!")
Da kuma zurfin wannan fim tare da Jamusawa sun san menene? Da kyau, wasan kwaikwayo, ba shakka, Sirosli.
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"Farin farin Yankees ya tsaya a cikin cunkoson ababen hawa, kuma a kusa da ku: ya yi murmushi Baterball ya tafi ya yi yaƙi da tsarin. Don haka zan ƙyalli birni a cikin zunubai, bai tsaya a kan hanyar tagulla ba inda yake da sunan da ke daɗaɗɗa. ("Ina kansa")
Muna raira waƙa a kan dalilin "ciyawar ta US: ta Amurka ba wata tro-gabbo bane da kuma K-Gal ... Ka yi tunanin, kada ku tsaya cop!
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"A farfajiyar na Renderal annoba. Helik erusader tare da bayanin martaba da idanun baƙin ciki ja da mayya onna a cikin wani m m don warkar da shi a wurin daga shaidan. Koyaya, Sahabbai na abokai duk suna kan hanyar Mistut, kuma aNa ba zato ba tsammani fara ze zama mai ban mamaki. " ("Mayya lokaci")
Don haka ya yi tunanin tana da al'ada, da kyau, shaidan a ciki, kuna tunani, tare da kowane nau'i. Kuma ta juya ta zama wani abu mafi ban mamaki.
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"Rayuwar dangi a cikin Ba'amuruwan Sarah House wanda Sarah Sarah ta rikice ta, ba ta da masaniya da saurayi da zafi, ta yarda ta Mig zuwa Ajulter. Duk ba komai bane, amma a Ugar, Saratu ta manta da cewa yawo maniac suna kewaye da garin. " ("Kamar ƙananan yara")
Da kyau, don haka idan alama mai zafi ita ce mai ingancin kama, za a iya ɗaukar ta ɗan lokaci zuwa Maniac. KYAU kadan!
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"Mad da Fertulm sarki Miki Rourke Crumbed na gari da na temples don neman titans daga ɗaurin kurkuku da kuma shirya mahaifiyar kuzkin. Wadanda kawai zasu iya dakatar da Madman, birgima bastard dinta da rikice-rikice na al'adun gargajiya. " ("Yaƙi na alloli: mara mutuwa")
An yarda da mu ta hanyar ma'anar ma'anar "da yawa na al'adu da yawa", da kuma KUzkina uwa na alloli.
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"An rikita masu sihiri a cikin ƙaunarsu kuma yanzu suna wahala, zuba cheeks da cheeks da rumyant. Hermine yana da kishi, RON shine, kuma Harry, kuma kawai yana cin nasara da sha'awar matasa na Wolan de jere - bayan duk, yakarsu na yanke shawara tuni! .. " ("Harry Potter da rabin-jini Yarima")
Babu girmamawa ga wuraren ibada! Muna da sha'awar, masu karatu ba su more ƙafar ku ba?
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"'Yan uwantaka sun fadi a cikin kwari uku, babu wanda yake so ya zama mai tsananin gaske. Aragors taguwar takobi, Merry tare da pipin hau kan bishiyoyi. " ("Ubangijin zobba ne: kagara biyu")
Da kyau, eh, Boyan, yarda. Amma bayan duk, taron jaridar jaridar, da kuma ra'ayin yadda aka nuna - don haka wannan sanarwar gargajiya ce ta zinare.
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"Romsan Maggie bai yi imani da kasancewar mala'iku tare da brows na Nicholas kage, har sai da ya ƙaunace ɗaya daga cikinsu. Kuma komai zai zama komai, yanzu an zaɓi mala'ikan Sefu sau ɗaya da ƙasa tsakanin ƙaunar da allahntaka da ƙasa. Kuma wannan ba mai sauki bane - fuka-fuki da suka gabata ba sa sanda ... " ("Garin mala'iku")
Wings, gira ... babban abu shine wutsiya!
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"Tracy Tern Blad tun lokacin da yake cewa karami yayi mafarkin zama tauraron rawa. Masifa ita ce Allah ya ba mahaifanta da fuskar John Travolta, kuma, bi da bi, yana da siffofin lush. A cikin kasuwancin nuna wariya, waɗannan ba su yin gunaguni ... don haka menene? " ("Gashi Fesa")
Ee, wannan shine wannan liyafar rubutu. Mala'ika da ido na keji, inna tare da fuskar Travolit, karuwa tare da salon gyara Julia Roberts, wani aboki mai kauri tare da Holmes vocals ... zamuyi amfani!
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"Bikin aure na Burky makiyayi ya ƙare a cikin wata kasawa - Bidiyon yanke hukuncin kansa, kuma ɗan sanda na yankin Jady ya yanke doker. A cikin Kurkuku, dokar haduwa da Yaren mutanen Sweden Porn-King Svenven, wanda ya cire ajalin ayyukan da aka kwace yayin wasannin Olympics. Swede ya buɗe mummunan asirin baƙi-robots. Aride, dokn ya zo aiki a cikin 'yan sanda. Amma abubuwan tunawa da amarya ta mutu ba ta barin ɗan sandar ɗan adam ya yi bacci a hankali. Me za a yi? Tabbas, nemi laifi da kuma rigar su ba da tausayi. A cikin wannan lokacin ban mamaki, baƙi suna haifar da hatsarancin hankali a cikin hanyar mai ƙira da aka tsara don kashe mutane. Amma waɗannan tsaba ne ga mutumin da ya wuce rayuwar makarantar a cikin gidan Burnat ... " ("Yatinotests")
A cikin wannan, komai, ba shakka, abu ne mai ban dariya kaɗan. Shin hakan yana wartsakewa cewa wannan fim ne na gaske ...
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"Tsoho ba farin ciki bane. Amma ba don Biliyaminu ba, wanda aka haife shi da dattijo mai shekaru 80 da kowace shekara mai girma, ya juya ya zama kyakkyawa mai kyau pittta. Abin takaici ne kawai, dole ne ka mutu a cikin jariri. " ("Tarihin tarihin Benjamin")
A yanzu ciyawa ne a gare shi. Amma mai rauni ne a sami irin wannan mai ma'adinai ya juya cikin brade tare da kesads na keji da fuskar trawn?
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"Talakawa dan wasan baiwa ne a duniya kuma baya ma zargin cewa wannan duniyar alama ce kawai ta kirkira, wanda ke karkashin karkashin matrix. Don fashewa daga bacci a zahiri, yana tare da 'yan tawayen kuma ya fara lanƙwasa da idanunsa. " ("Matrix")
Moress Note. Don fashewa daga barci, fara yin lanƙwasa cokali tare da idanuna!
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"Sihiyona, 'yan mafakar' yan tawayen, yana fuskantar ba sau mafi kyau ba. Morpos a cikin bacin rai, neo - tarko, da wakilai na smiths, iri ɗaya daga fuska, ninka tare da saurin tsoro. Shin Adam ya jira "Dawn na sabuwar rayuwa"? " ("Matrix. Juyin juya halin")
... da RON shine TUPIT, kuma Merry tare da Pipin Ride, Ee.
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"Idan ka farka kuma ka fahimci cewa babu 'ya'yanku a kusa da ku da karen wani - kalli madubi. Sun zama ba wai kawai su ba, amma ku. Kuma har yanzu kayan gida, tufafi da ƙaunataccen abinci. Da alama mafarkinka sun cika da danginka sun zama cikakke. Yawan farashi don farin ciki, ba haka ba? " ("Twilight Zartarwa. Jiki
Yi ƙoƙarin yin foons da idanunku. Kada ku farka? Ee, da kyau, yanzu muna jiran canji a Brad da girma gira na keji ... kodayake bayan da auren gani, dukkanin wadannan tsaba!
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"A cikin garin da ke natsuwa, inda ake ganin tashin hankali a shagon kayan lambu a wani taron wani lamari ne, ya zo ne don ziyartar kakar nan da Lindsay Lohan. Tabbas, birni ya fara Jahannamah. Kuma me za ku iya yi - raunin yara. " ("Cool Georgia")
Muna ba da shawarar amfani da bayanin duniya "kuma me za ku iya yi - raunin yara" a kowane yanayi lokacin da cikakken jahannama yake.
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"Mafi yawan ma'aurata talakawa an haife shi dan. Wanene zai yi tunanin shi ainihin mutum ne, a shirye yake don kashe duk mai rai? Amma kuna son ku - kuma yana faruwa! " ("Yana zaune")
To, kun fahimta, Ee? Choir! Uku ko hudu ... kuma menene za ku iya yi - raunin yara!