Kai, ma, kyawawan abubuwa masu kyau da zurfin gaske, suna tafiya akan hanyoyin sadarwar zamantakewa, ana gwada su sau goma kawai? Mun yanke shawarar duba su a ƙarƙashin sabon kusurwa kuma muka bayyana su, nesa da zurfi. Don sabon fadakarwa.
Karas, qwai da kofi
Wata budurwa ta zo mahaifiyar ta fara yin gunaguni game da mahimman matsaloli da matsaloli a rayuwar iyali. Mahaifiya, bayan da na saurare dan lokaci, ya kama ta zuwa ɗakin dafa abinci kuma a can ta sanya miya uku da ruwa a wuta. A cikin saucepan, ta dage farawa wani karas, zuwa wani - qwai, da kuma kofi na uku - kofi na ƙasa.Bayan 'yan mintoci bayan tafarfin, mahaifiyar ta cire miya daga wuta kuma mahaifiyarta ta miƙa wa' yanta 'yarta ta ci sha da abin da ke ciki. Babban Matar, na sa shi duka, na ukun nan, sai ka dube da baƙon ya ci. "Kuma yadda suka canza daban! Karas a cikin ruwan zãfi ya zama taushi, qwai - mai wahala, da kuma kofi canza dandano na ruwa! Shin ka fahimci abin da nake so in faɗi?
"Mama!" 'yar ce. "Na zo ne don samun ɗan kwatsam goyon baya, kuma kai ma ba za ka iya kula da karin kumallo ba tare da karya ni ba tare da shirya talakawa na yau da kullun daga gare ta. Kun san menene, yanzu tare da duk abubuwan, zan tafi zuwa psychoganalyst, zai fi kyau a kashe kuɗi a kansa fiye da jijiyoyinku! Kuma ina matukar bayar da shawarar tuntuɓar kwararren, saboda ga wawanku ya nuna ba don tafasa ƙwai biyu zuwa karas ɗaya ba. Psychoanlyst zai zama abin da kuke faɗi! "
Banki tare da duwatsu
Daliban sun tambayi farfesa a lacca akan falsafa game da abin da ke sa mutum yayi farin ciki. Farfesa ya fita daga wani wuri bankin ya fara cika shi da duwatsu. "Wannan bankin ya cika?" Daga karshe ya tambaya. Theaalibai sun amsa. Sai farfesa ya fara zuba yashi a cikin banki. Hatsi na yashi suna gani tsakanin duwatsun, clogging cikin kowane sarari kyauta. "Duba? Yanzu tana cike da gaske, "in ji Farfesa. "Ina son ka fahimta ..."
"Tsaya, Farfesa," ya katse ɗalibin sa daya. "Mun san wannan misalin tare da gilashi. Mafi ban sha'awa, ina kuke, fucking, don haka kawai dauki duwatsu da yashi? Wannan ba sashen Dolban bane na talitanci, kuna koya mana fi-lo-fi-yu! "
Farfesa Lufavo ya yi murmushi yarinya mai haƙuri kuma a hankali ya amsa: "Daga kodan, Ivanova. Duk waɗannan duwatsun da yashi suna daga kodan na. "
Cask
Wani rukuni na abokan karawar da suka girma sun zo don ziyartar tsohuwar malaminsa. Duk sun fara magana ne kan kansu, kuma kowa yayi kyakkyawan aiki. Amma sai almajiran suka fara korafi game da matsaloli a wurin aiki da gida.Malami ya saurare da kyau, sannan kuma ya ba da umarnin a yanka cake kuma ya tafi kitchen a bayan tukunyar kofi da kofuna. Ta dawo tare da tire, makale tare da mafi yawan kofuna da tabarau, daga kyau da m zuwa ga gilashin sherbaty, kuma sun ba baƙi su zuba kansu kayan kofi. Lokacin da aka ci cake, malamin ya tambaya ko sun fahimci ambato.
"Oh yeah!" Nuna da ya fi so, Petrov Lyuba. "Mutane, a zahiri, rayuwa kamar kofi ne, kuma komai ne kawai kofin. Don haka muka yaba da kyawawan kofuna, kamar dai dandano kofi daga wannan zai canza ... da kuma Magdalena Elizarovna sha daga gilashin da jin daɗin samun kasa da cewa.
"The washe ku, petrov," ya katse masa wani malami. "Ina so ku nuna cewa yayin da kuke gunaguni anan shine albishiyar alli, na katse a kan albashi na kasafin kuɗi. Ba ni da sauran sabis guda ɗaya don saka teburin a ranar tunawa! Kuma ba ku isa ba cewa, maimakon mai kyau abu, kawai kawai na ba ni wannan tsintsaye na tsintsiya, don haka duk kyawawan kofuna waɗanda aka fesa, suna barin gilashin sanyi. Studentsalibai masu kyau suna da kyau yanzu! Aika daga nan! "
Kuma tsohuwar mace ta fara doke matasa wani bouquet na wardi, har sai sun bar gidan ta.
Sararin samaniya
Wani dan kasuwa wanda ya isa gidan sufi, na dogon lokaci ya jira a tsaunin da ke kusa lokacin da Monk shugaba ya zo. A cikin gidan sufi, yana da fushi ya tambayi Abbot, saboda yana yiwuwa cewa shugaba ya aika tsawon sa'o'i hudu bayan shi lashe. Ka gafarta mana, Miry, "in ji Abbot. "Amma mun nuna masu cosmic, ba tsarin duniyar duniyar ba ne. Duba. Wane darajar gandun daji yana da digo a cikin takardar? Kuma wane irin darajar duniya tana da cin zarafinku? "
"A wannan yanayin," in ji dan kasuwa, "in ji wani dan kasuwa. Wane darajar sararin samaniya tana da wannan kuɗin? " Sa'an nan kuma sannu-sannu sun sha kunya su jefa shi cikin abyss domin ya lalata kyakkyawan hoto na duniya. Kuma duba kuma ba tare da shi akwai masoya don shiga ba.
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Wani matashi musulmi daga garin ya huta da kakanta a ƙauyen. Ya jawo hankalin dukkan matan da aka rufe, duk da mai yuwuwar zafi. Da yawa har ma da matsaloli sun motsa, fuskokinsu sun ja."Kakannin," ya tambaya to, "Me ya sa duk waɗannan matan suke taurare?" Tsohon ya ja alewa biyu daga aljihunsa, daya a cikin fushin, ɗayan ba tare da, kuma tambaye irin jikan su a shirye yake ba. "A cikin fushin, ba shakka, ya ce," Mutumin ya ce: "Mutumin ya ce:" Mutumin ya ce: "Mutumin ya ce. Kakanninsa suka gaya masa.
Grandson ya kalli shi ya girgiza "Ina da tambayoyi biyu kawai," in ji shi. "Da farko, me yasa kuke kiyaye datti da datti ba tare da ku ba? Abu na biyu, kuna nan menene, da gaske kafa mata?!?!
Rashin amana
Kocin mai mutunci mai mutunci mai mutunci-ya tara mutane zuwa lamiri kan hikima, da alkawarin cewa duk tunanin rayuwarsu zai juya. A lacca, ya faɗi ainihin maganganun masu hikima da taɓa maganganun shahararrun mutane, musamman Albert Einstein. Mutane da yawa a cikin masu sauraro sun rubuta a bayan kocin, kuma wani baƙon guda ɗaya kawai a cikin ruwa da hat ɗin hatime koyaushe: "Einstein bai ce! Wane irin maganar banza? Cikakken maganar banza! "
Da farko, kocin ya tunatar da cewa wadannan maganganun sanannu ne, amma a ƙarshe ji ya fashe, kuma ya ba da shawarar barin masu sauraron idan ya kasance mai daɗi ga sauraron lacca.
Mai sauraro bai amsa wata kalma ba wannan lokacin, ya juya cikin sauri, ya wuce duk garin, ya isa ga hurumi, ya ɓace a cikin ɗayan kaburbura. Ya kasance Albert Einstein.
Rubutu: Lilit Mazikina