Idan addini ya yi shan taba

Anonim

Allah.

Karl Marx da ake kira addinin "opium na mutane." Ulyanov-Lenin ya saukar da mashaya: "Addinin yana da fifikon Sivuha na Sivhi na ruhaniya wanda ke nutsar da bayin mutum." Ba za mu yi tsayayye sosai kuma mu kwatanta addini da shan taba ba.

Mai yarda: Ba na shan taba. Shan taba mai cutarwa ne.

Agnostic: Na iya zama mai cutarwa, watakila ba haka ba, waɗannan suna da sabani. Kansa? A'a, ba na shan taba.

Vaguely yayi imani: Lokacin da nake cikin damuwa, Ina kururuwa don cire wasu ƙarin ƙarar ƙara, amma ba, muguwar taba, pre-oh.

Direban Taxi: Ba na shan taba, amma akwai fakitoci uku a cikin ɗakin safar hannu.

Dangi da maƙwabta : Lafiya, kada kayi shan taba, kada kayi shan taba, bulge, amma kada ku ƙara ƙarfi, in ba haka ba cho mai mahimmanci!

Hocker: Na fita in sha taba tare da maza a dage farawa. Kuma gaskiyar cewa - aiki, aiki, da magana lokacin?

Mormon : Babban tallace-tallace don sa'a !!!

Kakanta a cocin : Kuma a nan akwai kisan kai, kashe kansa?

Mornographed Cibiyar Hadarin City Orthodox : Belomrrrr !!!! Babban Rusan Rusoan Belomorrrrra !!!

Wakilan masu yawan gaske : Ee, Ee, Whiteor. Ha ha ne, whabor, fararen fata, da sauti, ba lallai ba ne, kuma whator, ba lallai ba ne, da farindan, Hahaha, inda ba tare da fari ba! Koyaya, don ci gaba, yana yiwuwa a Hookah. Amma Whiteor ya amince da, haha. Haha. IR.

Antidistic : Shan taba cutar da 90% yana da alaƙa da abubuwan rakiyar - resins, phenols. Nicotine kanta ba shi da lahani.

M : Wanene ba ya shan taba kuma kada ku sha, cewa koshin zai mutu!

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