Dangane da littafin tambarin yanar gizo na ƙaunataccen FB-Blogger Sasha Bayyana Labarin warwatse game da mai salo da moscow marasa gida. Mun tattara su cikin wani guda na farko daga tunanin farko na fuskar, raba zane-zane da yanayi. A cikin hunturu da bazara a launi daya, bomzh albert - yauko da Yarisma.
Lokacin bazara 2014
Kusa da cocinmu, bums suna zaune. Da kuma kallo, da warin - komai kamar yadda ya kamata. Amma suna da na musamman. Geard zai faru don samfurin, to, ƙaye zai buga, to, mujallar "tana" Flirting "a cikin inuwa bayyana. Lokacin da na maimakon kuɗi ya ba shi ginshiƙi tare da tsiran alade, sai ya miƙa hannunsa ya ce:
- Ka ceci ni, Allah! Sanyi?
- sanyi, - nod.
- Lafiya. Lokaci na gaba da jan yana da dumi. A halin yanzu ba mai zafi ba ne, Schaub bai ƙone ba. Kuma a ƙarshe lokacin da suka kawo ni shayi, Ni ne kan qwai mafi qwai, "in ji" da scaleded.
Sunanka Albert. Bum Albert. Kawai da dandano.
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Barring Albert ya zama Esthete. Abokan aikinta suna zaune ta hanyar hannu, kuma ya ja kwarara akwatin alkawarinsa, a sa sabon launuka daban-daban, kuma yana karanta sabon fitowar jaridar "lendi Sokolnikov".
- Me ya motsa? - Na tambaya.
Albert ya ruɗi daga jaridar, ya koma fuskarsa fuska, kuma ya isa kansa:
- Scon!
Lokacin bazara 2014.
Buddy na Bum Albert a lokacin bazara gaba daya ya bace. Anan zan wuce - zaune. Ci wani abu daga tsohuwar farantin porde.
Canine sanyi ya zo babban birnin kungiyar mahaifiyarmu. Bom din Albert wani wuri day sha wani magudana bargo da magungunan jaridar "Aif - Lafiya". Yin hukunci da ƙanshi da tunani, an nannade shi a ciki wanda yawanci ana wanke shi cikin lambatu.
"Barka dai," Ina cewa, kuma ina shimfiɗa Albert. "
"Barka da rana," Albert nods. Dunthaya ɗari da ke faruwa a cikin zurfin bargo, hannu ya bayyana daga can.
- Menene? - Na ce.
- Abokin ciniki na dindindin - Rage, - Albert, Sharicha jaridar ne ke da alhakin.
Hunturu 2014-2015
Buddha na Bomzhhhh Albert yana canzawa kuma a cikin Kedah. Shi fasali ne. Abincin kasar Sin, ba tare da daskarewa ba.
"Albert," Na ce, "Kun sha kowane datti!"
- Ngo! - Albert abubuwa, duba a cikin kafafun masu wucewa.
Ina cewa, "Ina cewa," Sabuwar kamannin Opole. Babu wanda!
- Kuma ni, da haka, - nods, - mako guda ba tare da tsari ba. Gus ya lashe da asuba ya ba da ɗaya, yawon shakatawa tare da bas. Ka ceci Ubangiji, amma zan yi mata da ita?
Kuma yana jan turanci a Euro goma.
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Bums Albert a cikin cockmere cockmere da Sneakers karanta da mujallar "Flirt". Murmushi. Wani mutum a cikin baƙar fata joep yana tunanin santimita - filin ajiye motoci. Window tana tuki, Albert yana kururuwa daga gare shi:
- Matsa! Sautin - Za a sami Gangrene!
Albert, ba tare da ɗaga shugabanninsa ba:
- Wane ne yake da Gangrene, kuma wanene yake da lalata ƙarfe!
Da kuma kara tallace-tallace na mata suna kallo.
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Bumm Albert Chehlav, da crumbs daga gemu girgiza ƙasa, sparrows. Sparrobushki suna cinye matasa matasa dama daga kwalta.
- Anan, - Albert yace, - kamar ku, mata!
- Menene?
- Akwai dukiyar duniya - gudu nan da nan! Kuma idan har yanzu kun ce muscovite ...
Da kuma m makamai tare da hannu.
Bazara 2015.
Buddy Bomzh ne Albert yayi ado da shi a cikin bazara na bazara. A gemu, samfurin sarki. A kafafu na takalmin Yacht. A kai da makafi, sabo mai wanki. Dumi da kyau. Alberta yana buƙatar zama kyakkyawa - shi ne Entete.
- Yaya kuke? - Na ce.
Albert Kebur kofi, yana kallon fuskata da nods:
- Yayi kyau, amma zan dauki rabin ƙasa!
- menene ƙananan?
- lipstick a kan rabi a kasa. Kuma ba a cikin ruwan lemo ba, amma a ja.
Na tafi sabon lipstick.
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Bamme Albert ya fara duba mai siyarwa daga kayan lambu. Kwan fitila zai tafi, zai sa ni bayyanar da ni kuskure ta ƙofar ta tafi Solarium kwata-kwata.
"Tatiana Petrovna," Albert ya yi jayayya, "Gabaɗaya, Ina jin dadi. Ya ce ina saurayi, kuma a duk lokacin "ku".
- Me yake?
- "saurayi! Ka kirkiro ni ba a sanyaya ba! ".
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Gudu a yau a wurin shakatawa. A cikin kilomita na uku, na gani - akwai tanti na Tarp, wanda ya murƙushe gansakuka kuma ya hana. Akwai rakumi rataye: kore dubs, a kan Rowan ja, kuma a duniya tana zaune da rashin gida Albert da kuma dasawa sauran launuka.
- Oh, - puff, - motsi zuwa yanayin?
"To," Yakan yi kuka, ya kusan kuka. - Babu abin da zai sa! A mutane ba su fita komai! Yi farin ciki! Zan zo bara na bara!
Bazara 2015.
Bomge Albert a yau a Panama, jefa-flops da gashi a kan tsirara jiki.
- Ina samun hi. - wanka iska?
- Me yasa iska! - Yi iyo, kuma shafa a ƙarƙashinsa. - Zan tafi da maɓuɓɓugan!
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Bums Albert a cikin inuwa na gida da baƙar fata Jeeps yana cin kankana. Ruwan 'ya'yan itace hawa akan panties, a kan taye, a kan fuskar karuwai a cikin mujallar "Flirt". Ana cin abinci ɗaya na kankana, ɓawon burodi ya ta'allaka ne a ƙasa, yana iya jefa tsibirin musamman a can.
- Ajiye Boh, ajiye Boh, - Albert Squals, - A cikin banza na durƙusa ni, Ni rana ce a yau!
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- Wadanne kasar da suke tafiya kewaye! Abin da Daular! - Bummy Albert Shagon girma, yana matsar da yatsunsa a cikin takalma tare da yankakken hanci. - Menene lokutan! Pear! Peach!
"Za a aika zuwa ga sasalin mallaka a cikin wannan daular, a nan da pears," Grumps sama.
- Madame, kai bawa ne na sha'awa akan ESSERE. Kuma ina da 'yanci, na yi nadamar Austro-Hungary!
A cikin Lacquer don babi na ruble ɗari biyar da safe ya riga ya riga.
Autumn 2015.
Bomzhhhh Albert, bakin ciki connoisseur na kyau, ga wani abu mai ban mamaki na ƙusa na ƙusa.
- e * lo shudi, amma tare da maricure! - crumpled a kansa daga puddle aboki.
Albert, ci gaba da yanka:
- bambanta yanayin lexical.
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Barrage Albert ya sa Ushanka, ya canza slakes na bazara a kan hunturu da kuma stink woolen sock. Ta hanyar, sock ya kai mana daga Mesozoc.
- steep safa!
"Cool," Albert nods. - har yanzu dads. Kuma yanzu baba a dakatarwar "preobrazhensy hurumi". Don haka bar ba tare da safa ba!
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Bomge Albert a cikin furs da Woolen Scarf Abincin shayi, suna fatan dan yatsa kadan. A gaban shi tare da layi mai ban dariya, da curves, tsirara kuma kawai ya bugu.
- Mataimakin! - Alberrt ya fitar da su a cikin jagoransu.
- Menene kyakkyawa?
- "Rubuta sanyi! Kewaye da kanku! " Kyau, duba! ..
