Duk muna nan, hakika, magoya bayan yaro da kafada da suka rayu fiye da sau daya, amma har yanzu! Yaya suke tare da jima'i? Amma akwai kumburi ban da wuta? A takaice, mun tattara tambayoyi 28 waɗanda ke da damuwa, sosai!
Shin masu maye ne da masu kama shan taba? Ko wataƙila suna da wani abu mai ban mamaki?
Kuma a bangarori na musamman, ana shafa kowane tsire-tsire na musamman?
Sau nawa ne manyan ɗaliban suka ci gaba da juna a cikin ɗakin kwana?
Da kyau, ana sarrafa su, tabbas!
Abin sha'awa, sun aika hotuna tsirara ga juna ... tare da mujiya?
Hotunan motsi zai kawo zane don harbi memba zuwa sabon matakin!
Shin suna da darussan ilimin jima'i a cikin Hogwarts? Kuma wanene yake kai su? Kashe na Jiran?
Ahahahahahahahaha, mun gabatar da Mcgonagall, gaya wa tagwayen Weasley game da lafiya !! ..
Kuma yaya abubuwa ne daga masu sihiri da std?
Da gaske! Dragon gumaka akwai? Don haka wasu syphilis na gani na iya zama!
Wannan ba mai mahimmanci bane, amma har yanzu ... shin zai yiwu a ƙara azzakari ta hanyar "Egrigio *"?
* Share na karuwa a cikin batun ko kowane rai.
Dean, kamar yadda suke faɗi, amma kamar yadda Bellatrix da Voldemort suna yin jima'i?
Shin kun taɓa ganin voldi lokacin da aka farfado da shi? Babu abin da ya rage a can! Hatta hanci ba, menene memba!
Kuma menene duniyar sihiri ta yi tunani game da LGBT?
Dumbledore - Gay, yaya suke da alaƙa da wannan?
Af, akwai wata hanyar sihiri don ma'aurata-jinsi don samun yara na gama gari?
Na wakata itace ta - a shirye!
Me an hana shi? Magglovskaya?
Kallon weasley, a cikin gida kwata-kwata daina yin imani, da gaskiya.
Ta yaya Kattai suke yin jima'i da talakawa?
Hagrid ko ta yaya ya juya!
Wizards suna da cibiyar tsarin iyali ko wani abu kamar haka?
Kuma ta yaya suke da alaƙa da zubar da ciki?
Ta yaya masihirta suka tafi?
Yaron ya bayyana akan haske ba tare da wani ciwo ba?
Oh, shin akwai wasu tamunar sihiri? Ko wasu subs?
Shin mayafin da masu sihiri suna da inshorar likita?
Ko kowane ziyarar zuwa St. Mungo ya hau zuwa gare su a cikin dinari?
Yaya abubuwa a duniyar sihiri tare da cutar tabin hankali?
Da alama wasu ɗaliban Hogwarts na iya zama ƙwararrun masana a wannan yankin!
Shin akwai hanyoyi masu sihiri da zan zauna cikin tsari ba tare da amfani da wani ƙoƙari ba?
Kuma, tunda akwai ma'aikatar sihiri, akwai sassaucin ra'ayi da ra'ayin mazan jiya a ciki?
Wizards da alama suna sane da wanzuwar rediyo, kuma menene game da talabijin?
Yaya, misali, fassara wasannin share iska?
Kuma gaskiya ta nuna?
Kawai tunanin yadda sanyi zai zama don kallon sihiri game da dafa abinci !! Ko wasu "a bayan gilashin" !!
An kirkiro littattafan a cikin 90s, amma yanzu, a cikin 2017, su maye ne kuma ba su da nasarorin da kimiyyar Magglovsk da fasaha ba?
Da kyau, aƙalla ballpoint alkama ??
Idan sihiri bashi da wayowin wayoyi, to menene suke maye gurbin tindade, alal misali?
Wizards suna da wasu membobinsu da barkwancinsu?
Shin akwai ɗan wariyar launin fata tsakanin masu maye?
Da alama a gare mu Elhias Dog ya ta'allaka ne akan wariyar launin fata!
Shin akwai zane-zane na ilimin dabbobi?
Ko potion?
Ta hanyar hanya game da Potions! Idan mutum yayi kyau da gaske a cikin tukwane, zai iya ƙirƙirar ƙwayar gani a zahiri don komai?
A ƙarshe. Me, lalata, rashin jin daɗi tare da waɗannan awaki?
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