Haske Mayar da Fairy: Tsammani fim a cikin sake dubawa!

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Pics.ru ya je don kallo cewa muryar mutane wani lokacin suna karanta game da ribbons waɗanda muke so. Kuma mun yi mamaki sosai. Anan yi kokarin tsammani, alal misali, wane irin zane-zane ne waɗannan waɗannan ra'ayoyin da "Fim", "IMHoneet" da "rutroneet".

Don karanta amsoshin, sanya layin linzamin kwamfuta a ƙarƙashin bita: an rubuta su da fari ga fari.

Kankanin da ausistist

*** Yana kama da tsaftataccen tatsuniyar almara mai haske ya gaya wa Mantno, amma barin guda mai tsabta da mai haske. Wannan dole ne ya iya! ("Arrma")

*** Duk da lokacin (hours), fim din ya kasance mai ban sha'awa. Abin mamaki ne cewa, bisa manufa, babu ingantattun abubuwan da suka faru ko kuma abubuwan da ke cikin fim (duk manyan ayyuka suna zuwa kusa zuwa ƙarshen). Ra'ayin yana da nutsuwa, kyauta. A wata ma'ana, ana iya kiran fim ɗin wani labarin almara. Auki akalla halayen masu tsaro: sun yi masu laifi a matsayin yara. Hakanan, nasarar nagarta a kan mugunta, kuma, ƙarshen yana da kyau. Kodayake daga wannan gefen don gani ... ("Mini")

*** Fim shine otarese na duk al'ummar Yammacin Turai. Heroine rashin sadarwa ne na sadarwa tare da takwarori da kuma amincewa Papani Schiziphore-of Mace, wanda ya karbar kansu babu kowa. Ko mala'ika ne, ko kuma Almasihu ... zaɓaɓɓenta yana aiki a cikin shagon batsa (!) Clown-tabo daga ɗakin tsoro ... da sauri! ("Amelie")

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A zahiri makirci ba ta da, babu makami mai gudana na biyu, yana ƙoƙarin samari don lalata da Autista - m, da sauransu. ("Leon")

*** Hoton ya ƙunshi ra'ayin da ke haifar da rashin amincin mutane ga juna. Ba na tunanin cewa daga kallon ta akalla mutum daya ya zama da sauƙin rayuwa a wannan duniyar. Maimakon haka, mutane daga gare ta da son kai, mai son kai, mai dauke da gaskiyar rashin lafiya baya haifar da wani abu mai kyau, amma, a fili, akwai wasu mutane da suke sani game da shi - da yawa suna da yawa kuma a kan fim ɗin binciken, kuma A IMDB. Ba na gabatar ganina a wannan yanayin, amma Ina da kaina da mulki ga kaina - idan kana so a cimma wani abu, sa'an nan ka egoism, rauninsa da kuma rashin yarda da mutane. Ina da IQ 141 Yanzu kuma na san yadda ake samun hanyoyi masu arziki - ban tsammani na shiga hannuwana ba. ("Matrix")

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Na manta cewa ina kallon fina-finai: Ina kusa da gwarzo, sun kasance a zahiri, kuma ina tare da su. Tsarin ... Wajibi ne a karya tsarin domin mutane ba su mutu saboda kowane tp. ("Flying akan Cuckoo's Nest")

*** Gaskiyar cewa wannan fim ɗin an zaɓi ta hanyar maganganu na ƙira, an lura da komai. Wannan kawai ne a ma'anar waɗannan tattaunawar tattaunawa, watakila ba yawa. Mainta ya tashe su a matsayin kwastomomi, suna mamaki, kamar yadda aka yi tunanin allo na kusanci da tunanin kansu. Kuma ba ya da ban mamaki cewa ta zahiri, mutum mafi sauki yana nuna amincewa da wannan yanayin silima. Daga farkon mintuna sai aka buge ni da wannan, ta rufe duk abubuwanda makokin alkawarin, marasa lafiya! Waɗannan maganganu masu banƙyama, masu banƙyama, wanda babu wani digo na ma'ana, wannan ba shine dabbobin da ke cikin magana ba "mahaifiyar ku" maimakon abubuwan da suka "na mamakin sanya ni Ba tare da waƙar fim mai ban sha'awa da ba za a iya jurewa ba. Kowane labari yana ɗaukar irin wannan cajin wawanci da jahilci, wanda nake so a wanke ba a sani ba, a cikin layi ɗaya na ƙididdigar da datti. Domin wajibi ne don jira na ƙarshe, saboda wani abu ya kamata ya faru, saboda duk bege na shine daidai. Amma a ƙarshe, ya juya ya zama mai jituwa tare da duka ra'ayin fim ɗin da ban ma yi mamaki ba. ("Pob na almara")

*** Fim, wataƙila, kyawawan, wuraren wasan kwaikwayo suna da kyau kwarai, kuma wasan 'yan wasan kwaikwayo suna da kyau, amma datti da yawa. Bukuwar da take sauti: "Duk mutane masu wahala ne kuma kowa yana buƙatar biyan su don gamsar da kansu," anan ba shi da wuya. Yana da kyau cewa ƙarshen farin ciki. ("Dogville")

Fim game da babban ƙauna ga kanka

*** Fim na 50% ya ƙunshi maganar banza da kwarewa, ingantacce da maganar banza. Cire don shimfida kuɗi tare da talakawa. Asali na Maniac - An magance shi da rashin tausayi. Wadanda suka kasance akalla suna sha'awar ainihin masu kisan kai zasu fahimce ni. An yi lissafin komai don haifar da juyayi ga maniac, sabili da haka juyayi ga fim. Kodayake na yarda cewa wasan mai aiki, aikin mai aiki yana kan matakin mafi girma, shi ne kawai ... duk wannan harsashi ne. Darajar zane-zane har yanzu tana can, amma bai isa ya yi baƙin ciki ba. Fim ɗin babu komai, ba tabbas kuma na waɗanda zan kira limondvilk. An yi komai don matsi mai kallo a matsayin lemun tsami - matsi da motsin rai daga ciki, da kuma motsin zuciyar kuɗi. Babu wani abu. ("Shuru na 'yan raguna")

*** A cikin wata yi wa yamma da yamma, na yanke shawarar ƙara fim ɗin da wannan hoton, kamar yadda aka ji, kuma sake bita ambato. Tsanani, wace irin aikawa daga Mahaliccin wannan hoton, ban fahimta ba. Juyin da aka drushe da wurin kisan (mai rauni, da gaskiya). Amma! Abin da ake samun ceto anan, duck shine batsa yara. Faɗa mini a can, amma 'yan kwantar da hankali suna da kyau, a cikin wani fim mai laifi don haka wannan batun bai yi nasara ba. Yin jima'i a balewa, prostay da shirye-shiryen tankokin yara. Wannan ba wasan kwaikwayo bane mai laifi, amma aika zuwa fyade. Menene abokantaka a nan, wane irin paindle a gaban idanun. Ana son wasan kwaikwayo game da abokantaka, duba "kyawawan mutane." ("Sau ɗaya a kan lokaci a Amurka")

*** 10 maki ba tare da wata shakka ba, kodayake matar da ba na jin tausayinta shekaru 20 da suka wuce, don haka duk m snot da hotuna na wanda aka cutar da shi. ("Alamar soyayya a wurin aiki")

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Dadicabara Dadichilopher

Me yasa ra'ayin lalata kai ya zama sananne? Amsar wannan tambayar a cikin tebur na abubuwan tunawa. Ga wadanda ba su fahimta ba: Dadaabi'a ce a cikin zane da ke tashi a matsayin dauki ga yakin duniya na farko. Mabiyan wannan alfarma sun yi imani cewa don guje wa maimaita masu bala'i, ya zama dole a halaka al'adun, saboda a nan ba yin jayayya ba, babu wani rikici. Tabbas, ba abu bane mai sauki ka hallaka kai ka zama 'yanci, daidai yake da kisan kai. Maimakon neman mafita ga matsala, kawai kashe mutum a cikin kanka, ƙirƙirar misalin dabba. Idan cikin fahimtar ku shima daidai wannan 'yanci da ma'anar rayuwa da fatan za a sanya wannan fim ɗin na wauta. ("Fight Club")

*** Riƙe tsoffin hanyoyin gargajiya, muna sake samun hoto na almara, tare da ƙulla makircin mai ban mamaki da kuma raye don ci gaba da ƙarewa. Fim mai wayo har yanzu yana kawo 'ya'yan itace, saboda a cikin kowane nau'in gunkumin da ya cancanci saka hannun jari wani abu da takamaiman. Ya juya ya zama babban inganci, kuma ya ƙarfafa begen ci gaba na wannan jerin. Labari na asali da ci gaba yana ci gaba da yin tashin hankali da kuma tasirin yanayin abubuwan da ke faruwa a cikin shekaru daban-daban, kamar fiye da gaske. Haka kuma, wasu daga cikin taron an saukar da wasu jigon jigon da ma'anar duk wannan aikin. Abinda kawai ya keta wannan idyll wani karamin abun ciki ne mai ban dariya, har ma da faɗi adadin masar mai ban dariya. Satira yana fitowa ne kawai a cikin wayewar kawai, kuma a cikin Wurin Humor Ko ta yaya ya rasa rawar da ta gabata. Ina tsammanin wannan rashin kyau ne, saboda a cikin kowane fim na walwala ya kamata ya zama isasshen adadin. ("Hobbit: tafiya mara tsammani")

*** Fim yana da kyau sosai, amma mai banƙyama shine mai banƙyama - mai haɗama, wanda aka yi wa kanku da kanku da kuɗi, yana tafiya tare da baƙin ciki da makoma. Dole ne mu ba ta saboda, ba ta ɓoye shi sosai. Wataƙila wajibi ne a yi nasara a rayuwa. Game da wannan fim ɗin da suka ce shi game da matukar ƙauna ce, komai gaskiyane - shi game da kyakkyawar ƙauna ga kansa. ("Ku tafi tare da iska")

Latsa diapers a ƙwaƙwalwa

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MOMUC4.

Ana nuna mata a cikin zane mai ban dariya sosai, mugunta da ƙarfi fiye da maza. A lokaci guda, suna samun nishaɗi ne daga tashin hankali. Daga cikin jarumai-maza akwai wasu haruffa da yawa tare da frank rukulafs na plonderists. Wasu sun fasa juna a cikin Paparoma, wasu an canza su a cikin mata a cikin salon ƙarshen Wurst, na uku yana ba da rawar murya. Za ku manta, ba za su ce ba dukkanin jarumawa sakandare a cikin zane-zane ba ne suka nuna ta hannun jari ko mata na mata. Ee, ba duka ba. Har yanzu akwai irin waɗannan ƙa'idodi masu ban mamaki kamar "yara masu ban mamaki" tare da fuskoki masu kyau da fari, ko kuma wani tsohon mutum na dariya. Ba a kashe kayan zane ba kuma ba tare da dabbobi ba, duk da haka, yawancinsu suna fuskantar tashin hankali ko kuwa sun mutu. Abin dariya, zane-zane na yara, menene a wurin, mafi yawan mutuwar - mafi farin ciki. Da kyau, wannan na sakin psychos. ("Mahimmanci")

*** An zana ta da ƙazanta, cike da sha'awar rashin sha'awa da sauran rashin lafiya na siyasa. Sityty ga babba. Me 'ya'ya a gare shi ban da gani mai haske? Ko, ta hanyar saurayin saurayin, kawai an saka wannan a idanu, amma ba a cikin tunani ba? Zane mai ban dariya daya mafi kyau. Daga gare ta, mahimmin abin dariya da kuma sauran mahimmancin al'adun nishaɗi na Amurka yakan zubo daga gare ta. Callchchan anan yana nan a cikin duk al'amuran, amma a cikin wurare takamaiman. Amma musamman ƙwararru apple koyaushe yana tare da tsutsotsi! Iya Fairya ga irin wannan samfuran, yara za su zama odar girma mafi kyau fiye da yadda aka yi da shekaru bakwai. Kawai kallo da sha, sannan danna cikin ƙwaƙwalwa da hankali shine diaper mai rigar! ("Shrek")

*** Zai zama abin baƙin ciki idan ba abin bakin ciki ba, irin wannan tunani ya faru yayin kallon fim ɗin, wanda baƙon ga duk, amma kokarin da ake ciki Dukkanin 'yan wasan sada zumunci "sun sami damar siyar da damar da za ta dace da su tsai da madaidaiciya, kuma ba a bayyana ba a fili ... (" Rana mara iyaka ")

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Gabaɗaya, fim ɗin yana da kyau da rai: Labarin mai sauƙi ne, yana haɓaka a hankali, bindigogi na ƙarshe da nake so in rufe su kuma a daina gudu. Fim ne kawai wanda ya zama shekara talatin, don haka sai a can tare da wani ban mamaki tufafi, sa wani baƙon tufafi da kuma sanya abubuwa mafi ban mamaki ga mawaƙa. ("Radia")

*** Kuna son ganin tsarin iko a cikin al'umma, matakin na ruhaniya da al'adu, tushe na ɗabi'a? Dubi wannan fim. Kodayake abubuwan da suka faru sun bayyana a wani duniyar, amma cikakke ne a bayyane cewa komai ya shafi al'ummarmu. A cikin kango na "Masarautar" Masarauta ", wato, Tarayyar Soviet, tana da sabon tsari na duniya. Al'umman kamar yadda waɗannan daina zama, kuma a maimakon haka sun warwatse, son kai, ba tsoro da kafirai, son kai, fasikanci mai yaudara. Jimlar iko akan mutum! A gefe guda, fasahar dijital, intanet, wayoyin hannu, da kuma a ɗayan - lalata da ke ƙasa da matsakaiciya. Annabta ya yi gaskiya ?! ("Kin-Dza-Dza"

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