Gaskiyar cewa wani abu ba daidai ba tare da waɗannan mutanen - mu, 'ya'yan Soviet zamanin, sun koyi abubuwa da yawa daga baya. Kuma a sa'an nan tare da mummunan kyan gani tare da manya da kawuna da kuma tetics daga hotunan TV. Wasu daga cikin mu sun yi imani, wasu ba a fahimta ba. Kuma wasu - tsoro mu mu yi rawar jiki a gwiwoyi. Kuma har yanzu ya kasance asirin, me yasa waɗannan mahaukatan suka tara miliyoyin a gaban allo a cikin gidajen al'adun.
Anatoly Kashpirovsky, kuma san-waye
TeleMeMyy Mikhailovich - Faɗin farko na ƙuruciyarmu. Ka tuna, a matsayin Lyuto, ya ceci mu daga allon, kamar mai zubar da jini, mai zafin rai da crumpled sanannen "Ina ba shiarwa"?
Na ba shigarwa!
Brrr. Ba abin mamaki bane cewa ba mu kasa kunne ba, rawar jiki. Amma idan kuna tunanin cewa wannan alamar sake fasalin an dade ana rufe shi da ƙura da ƙura kuma ba mai ban tsoro da ƙura ba, sannan a sake rawar jiki, sannan a sake rawar jiki, sannan a sake rawar jiki, sannan a sake rawar jiki, sannan a sake rawar jiki, sannan a sake rawar jiki, sannan a sake girgiza shi. A yanzu za ku yi aiki! Kashpiruovsky a kan shekaru ba canji gaba ɗaya ba! Wato, yana da saba'in da kyau kamar hamsin, da talatin da ashirin da biyar. Wani irin magana na gaskiya, gaskiya.
Allan Chumak. Amsarmu ita ce Santa Barbara!
Allan Vladimirovich ya kasa daukaka, an cajin ruwa, man shafawa, maganin shafawa daga allon TV kuma watakila ma borscht. Amma muna son shi ba shi bane. Kuma don muryar mai magana da kyau, don launin toka, ga mai wayo, mai kyau duba ga tabarau. Cute, cute! Mummunar tsufa Sisi shi kuma a cikin bayanan bai dace ba, duk da yawan miliyoyinsa.
Yuri Logo. Zombiapocalypse yana zuwa!
Wannan shine mafi yawan 'yan ƙasa a cikin Ba'alon. Ka tuna yadda ya levitzed, sarƙoƙi na bryin da kuma kaving wanka brooms? Mai tsananin sihiri ne! Kuma a nan ne abin da mai yiwuwa ba ku tuna ba - don haka wannan gaskiyar ne cewa Grand magrist ya san yadda zan rayar da matattu. Domin an hana ku kallon shi. A'a, kodayake akwai watsa shirye-shirye daga bauta, jikin motsawa, matasa mata. Kuma, kodayake wannan tatsuniya da sauri ta karfafa masanan cutar, Longo ta ci gaba da ci gaba da ci gaba da cewa aljanu a cikinmu. Bincika idan sabon masallacin naku ba ya mutu ba, mai sauqi qwarai: poke shi cikin allurar wuya. Idan ba zan lura da komai ba kuma juya - don Allah mil yovovich.
Mariya warry ne da kusan mace, kusan 'yar sama
Mace da Mace tana da wahala a tsayayya da gasa tare da maza, musamman a wasu lokuta, waɗanda yanzu ake kira "LIDI Céty." Saboda haka, Mariya Wivy Kirista ta yanke shawarar kada a yi musayar trifles, amma ya bayyana kansa da budurwa Maryamu, da Kristi lokaci guda. Biyu a daya, don yin magana. Kuma ka sani, aiki! Wataƙila saboda kawai kawai mun gano cewa akwai "shampoo da iska a cikin kwalba ɗaya." Kuma gabaɗaya - da kyau, wanene ya zama wannan yarinyar da ma'aikatan? Tana da irin wannan fuskar da ba ta dace ba ... har ma a cikin hoto a cikin wani parbile.
Gregory Grabova, mutum da Epic sun gaza
Grigory Petrovich, don ka sani, na biyu rubutun Yesu Kristi. Wannan mutum mai ban sha'awa (rashin aiki) zai zama shugaban kasa kuma hukuncin farko ya soke mutuwa. Wato, don halakar da mu mu mutu - kun ji, menene ikon? Alas, maimakon kujerar shugaban kasa, Grabowa ya zauna a Naiyas - don "ayyukan da suka shafi tayin ayyukan da suka mutu" (C). Amma abu mafi ban sha'awa shine jim kadan kafin kasancewa a kurkuku, grabova sanar da cewa ya san yadda zai san i welport. Me, tambaya, ta zauna kusan kusan shekara biyar kuma a kashe akan lauyoyi, eh?
Vladimir Megre - "Kai, Bat, Kedrozon!"
Wannan abokin ya fara watsa shirye-shiryen ba daga mutumin nasa ba, amma a madadin halinsa. Yana da fahimta - daga Budurwa anastasia na santsi, saboda tana zaune a cikin taiga kuma gaba daya m. Alkawarin taiga laminy sune: rayuwa a cikin wani yanki mai jin daɗin tsabtace muhalli (tare da wani yanki na akasin kadada), daga yara za a sake haihuwa a kan Alfa Centaur - da kuma Voila .
Evdokia Marchenko, "Radosta" - Gardin na Para na Para na Para na takwas na Levala
Anan, bari mu ce, kai wani marubuci ne kuma mawaƙi. Memba na marubutan marubutan Rasha har ma. Kuma har yanzu ba ku karanta ba, saboda ayoyin ku, yi hakuri, kar a tafi ko'ina. Kuma abin da - - don cin amanar ƙwayar cuta? Cire bege, aiki ya tafi? Ha! Evdokia ba ta rikice kuma ba ta kirkiro wani sabon kimiyya ba - Tubakali. Idan ka karanta wakokinta, to zaka iya - ka faɗi - "ɗauki ƙarin lokaci kuma gabatar da shi zuwa kwakwalwarka." Kuma gwada, gwadawa!
Follicle yana gyara tsawon lokaci tsara sigon
Wuce? Duk daya.
Zhanna Tsaregadskaya da ita Mafi Girma Sisya
Idan kana son zama guragu, baiyi komai ba, to, ka bi waɗanda suka riga sun wuce aiki. Misali, matasa mata - suna da sabbin abubuwa, wanda shine dalilin da yasa mahimmancin tunani shine rikici ya rage. Don haka idan kai ne budurwa - kar a karanta gaba. Don sauran juyayi ya bayyana: Wajibi ne a haihuwa ba tare da likitoci ba - a gare su, kawai bayar da nufin, da mahimmancin zai fasa matrix na prenatal. Tare da jariri, ya wajaba ga billa - kwance akan gado ya kwanta wata daya da rabi, ba tare da tashi ba, sannan kuma igiyar abin da ya faru. Wajibi ne a ciyar da nono kafin kai musu, wanda ya faru a takwas game da takwas, da kuma idan a baya - wannan shi ne ƙarya gazawar, kai mai kaza kafa a wani yaro! Duk wannan, Jeanne yana koyarwa a taron semins na kan shafin - yayin da yara mayauna, da jarirai ke da karfin gwiwa a bayansu, horar da lambun na iyali na tsares.
Olga Valyaev da madadin maganin ant
Kuma waɗanda ba su haifa da ɗan ba, domin ba daga waye ba, ba lallai ba ne don fidda rai. Olga Valyaeva zai koya maka ka yaudare maza. Kada ku rusa idanunku, ba a kanku na mace mai sheki ba tare da nasiha kamar "duba cikin kusurwa, a hanci, akan batun," akwai manyan bindigogi. Don yin yarima a kan farin doki a cikin rayuwar ku, kawai kuna buƙatar kawar da shi ta mahaifa. Idan yarima wawa ne kuma baya fahimtar da farko - ana iya ƙi shi. yaya? Mai sauqi qwarai - ba sa sanya wando. Kuma kada ku sanya panties. Saka dogon sikets - sun tara ƙarfin mahaifiyar. Kuma kowa ya kasance, kuna cikin karamin pelvis pelvetuum mobile. Kawai, daidai ne?
