# Prokino: mun dube ka a gare ku. "Frash Akula" (USA-Bulgaria, 2005)

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Nemo fim din da ba shakka ba ku yi ƙoƙarin kallon ku ba, ba shi da sauƙi. Amma muna da alama mun riga sun cushe. Wannan ba kusan doosaurs na manha hannu ba ne. Wannan mummunan yanayin sanyi ne na ainihi.

Idan akwai sarari mara iyaka, jirgin ruwan sararin samaniya kamar kaset daga amintaccen regor. Rukunin baƙi guda biyu suna zaune a cikin jirgin (ko kuma auties, ba a fili a can ba) kuma tare da ƙauna sun kalli duk launuka masu launin toka mai launin shuɗi. A wannan lokacin, wani daidai ne a yanka a cikin jirgin ruwa, kuma su biyun sun fashe da ƙarfi. A cikin vacuo ba a ji ba? Da kyau, yi hakuri. Jirgin ruwa suna warwatse kai tsaye cikin ƙura, kuma ɓawon burodi na orange yana da haɗari mai haɗari yana fuskantar ƙasa.

Titres, waƙa, sararin samaniya mara iyaka, rubutun ya bayyana a kasan allo: "Triangle Triangle".

Kyammarar kyamara a kan ƙaramin jirgin ruwa kuma yana cikin yanke. Kyaftin din Sedoy Hill Boliculan daga gashin ido da kuma Fallous: "Ba na son shi duka."

- Ee, Ee, - Nods Green Sirri.

"Ba na son shi sosai," lebe na kyaftin.

"Ni, ma," Najeriyar ta hanji.

- Shin kun san inda muke? - ya tambayi kyaftin.

- Ina? - sha'awar navitator.

Wani gogaggen mai kallo yana kan matashin kai - ya zama mai ban sha'awa da farin ciki.

- A cikin Triangle na Bermuda, - yana neman kyaftin.

"Oh," in ji Navitator. - menene haushi. Yawancin jiragen ruwa sun tafi nan.

"Ee, 'yan kaɗan," Captain ya yi ajiyar zuciya.

Gogaggen mai kallo Popcorn Popcorn Popcorn. Da fatan gaba - a cikin mintina goma ya juya cewa kyaftin din da Navitator ya fita nan da wani farkon watan, wanda ke kara tsoratar da fina-finai ta farko.

Sararin samaniya mai zurfi. A kasan akwai akwati mai kyau, da sauri daidai da ginin hedikwatar Majalisar Dinkin Duniya. A kasan allo ya bayyana kamar haka: "Oshoma jirgin ruwa na Oshoma. Kyamarar ta shiga cikin tagulla kuma ta shiga ɗakin fili masu ƙyalli tare da kwamfutoci. Bayan ɗayansu suna zaune da fashewar numfashi tare da tsuntsaye da yatsa mai amfani da yatsa a maɓallin Shigar.

- Jessica, yaya bincikenku? - Tambaye wani saurayi na bakin ciki da irin wannan karen zuciya wanda ɗan kallo nan da nan ya fahimta - babban halin yana gabanmu.

- Akwai wasu oscillation na lantarki mai karfi, "in ji Jessica da damuwa, don wani lokaci don biyayya don shiga.

"Kar ku damu, masoyi, yanzu za ta fahimta," in ji ɗan farin ciki daga bayan wata kwamfuta.

"Na gode, mai taken ya cika da protagonist, kuma masanin kallo yana tsammanin cewa gunduma a tashar ba a cikin tashar ba a cikin tashar ba a cikin tashar ba a cikin tashar ba ta cikin tashar ba ta cikin tashar ba ta cikin tashar ba ta cikin tashar ba ta cikin tashar ba ta cikin tashar ba ta cikin tashar ba ta cikin tashar ba ta cikin tashar ba ta cikin tashar ba ta cikin tashar ba ta cikin tashar ba ta cikin tashar ba ta cikin tashar ba ta cikin tashar ba ta cikin tashar ba ta cikin tashar ba ta cikin tashar ba ta cikin tashar ba ta cikin tashar ba ta cikin tashar ba ta cikin tashar ba ta cikin tashar ba ta cikin tashar ba ta cikin tashar ba ta cikin tashar ba ta cikin tashar ba ta cikin tashar ba ta cikin tashar ba ta cikin tashar ba ta cikin tashar ba ta cikin tashar ba ta cikin tashar ba ta cikin tashar ba ta cikin tashar ba ta cikin tashar ba ta cikin tashar ba ta cikin tashar ba ta cikin tashar ba ta cikin tashar ba ta cikin tashar ba ta cikin tashar ba ta cikin tashar ba ta cikin tashar ba ta cikin tashar ba ta cikin tashar ba ta cikin tashar ba ta cikin tashar ba ta cikin tashar ba ta cikin tashar ba ta cikin tashar ba ta cikin tashar ba ta cikin tashar ba ta cikin tashar ba ta cikin tashar.

"Hey, mutane," in ji soyayya.

Saboda ƙarin kwamfutoci biyu, ƙarin mutane biyu suna bayyana.

- m? - Yi magana da mutane.

- Lafiya, duk wata na biyu daga inda muke da osnilation masu ƙarfi na lantarki, - ya umurce da ƙaunataccen, kuma mai kwarewar mai kallo ya fahimci cewa kwakwalwar ba ta cikin tashar kuma.

- Kuma zan tafi birni a bayan kukis, - Winks mai protagonist, yana zaune a cikin karamin rawaya (gaskiya kalma!) Submine da kuma hanzarta ruwa mai duhu.

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Kusa da ruwa - babban abin da aka yi bushewa a ranar fara haske. Kusa - garken tumaki waɗanda ke tafiya, sannan ya juya - da kuma a gaban kishiyar.

Guys a cikin Chala Chalangs girma a kusa da tashar kuma suna neman oscillation na lantarki mai karfi.

Brunette yana goge maɓallin Shigar da tsawa: "Hey, mutane, akwai wasu dige ja akan allon, wanda zai tafi zuwa gare ku, wanda zai tafi zuwa gare ku, kai." Wani gogaggen mai kallo da farin ciki ya fahimci mutane ba zai sami lokacin zargi ba. Minti uku masu zuwa gogewa mai kallo suna murna, wanda tsammani.

"Oh," in ji Brunette.

"Wajibi ne," ya fi son yin mamaki, "sharkkuna suna nuna wani bakon abu.

Daga ɗakin da bangon gilashi ya bayyana wani mutum mai shaggy a cikin tabarau kuma tare da microscope a hannun hagu. "Masanin kimiyya," - tare da girmamawa yana ganin ƙwararren mai kallo.

"Mun rasa Don da Jack," in ji soyayya.

"Wajibi ne," masanin kimiyya yana nuna ban mamaki, "sharkkuna suna nuna wani bakon abu.

"Ku," da kyau aka tambaya, "Na riga na gano cewa wannan na irin lu'ulu'u na achos, an jawo hanyoyin sadarwar mu don irin waɗannan lu'ulu'u?

"A'a," masanin kimiyya ya ba da amsa, "Ban ga wani abu ba kafin. Zan tafi, saka wasu biyu gwaji.

Nood na fi so, gogaggen mai kallo ya shiga tare da girmamawa ga aiki.

Tsarin Janar, sararin samaniya mara iyaka, jirgin ruwan teku daga yanayin 1. Kyamara tana gudana a gefen tekun, kamar plum a ƙarƙashin nutsewa. Kyamara ta yi wannan kyamarar tiyo da mai kallo suna ganin suna ganin cewa tiyo ya tashi daga jirgin ruwan da ke cikin jirgin ruwa.

Rufe. Shark mai son tiyo.

A karkashin ruwa itace Siren, jan fitilu ya yi haske, bututun suna tsage a cikin doguwar kawuna, ma'aurata su tashi daga gare su.

"Ya Allah," in ji ya yi tsawa, yana riƙe da maɓallin shigar, "mun gaza tsarin tallafin rayuwa, mai janareta, janareta, janareta da kuma kawo isashshen oxygen. Ya Allah, kuma babu wata alaƙa.

Wani mai kallo ya fahimci cewa akwai wani muhimmin abu a cikin tiyo mai taushi.

Yanke jirgin ruwa daga abin da ya faru 1. Kyaftin din Sedoy, damuwa:

- Mun rasa lamba tare da "Oshi", Mikeli, da Michael, da ganin menene.

Mai ƙwarewa mai ra'ayi ya fahimci cewa Michael ba zai sauka ba, da kuma daidai ne.

Kama wani abu mai ban sha'awa. Kyaftin shugaba tare da matsananci, amma alheri, fuska ce babban gwarzo:

- Kada ku ji tsoro, likita, za mu ceci matarka.

Janar Shirin - An katange Subharamar Hefty a cikin ruwa. Mai kallo mai ra'ayi bai gaskata idanunsa ba.

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Sake yankan.

"Ee, eh," za mu ceci kowa, "mu ne mafi kyawun mafi kyawun Atomic Submarine Amurka.

Wani gogaggen mai kallo mai sharkewa yana nuna alamar tutar farin.

- Na gode, kyaftin, - nods babban halin kuma yana sa fuskar wahala.

- Likita, - Uncle tare da karfin hali, amma fuskar mai sanyi ta zo babban halin babban hali, ni wakilin rundunar jiragen ruwa ne, kuma idan an cire ka tare da tsaro a tashar ku, za a yi muku hukunci.

"Kasance-kasancewa," in ji protagonist da spitches.

Tashar "OsHoma". Kowa yana da aibi kuma suna gumi a lokaci guda. Wasu kawu na hawa hannunsa da kuwanka: "Dukkanmu mun mutu anan." Abin da aka fi so a hankali yana san shi da kalmomin "rufe, freak, kuna yin mugunta fiye da mata." Wani mai kallo ya fahimci cewa ƙaunataccensa yana da pi-eich di a ilimin halin dan Adam na bala'i.

Yankan suberines.

"Muna gabatowa" Oshom, "in ji kyaftin babban halayyar," wannan ... ba mu da manyan ruwa a karkashin ruwa.

"Me kuke tunani a da?", Orret wani mai kallo mai ƙwarewa, amma wannan ba fim bane inda komai ke kan shelves. A nan wajibi ne a yi tunani.

"Babu matsaloli," in ji chin, "a cikin ruwa na iyo.

- Kuma ina tare da ku, da ni! - Lorclecs Uncle daga Jirgin Sama.

Kyaftin din da kuma protagonist din sosai strugedly shruged cewa gogaggen mai kallo ya fahimci - ninki biyu ba shi da tsada.

Tashar "OsHoma". Uncle, wanda keyatar da Submarine mai launin shuɗi daga tsarin tashar da valit. Babban gurbata orange a ranar fara haske. Sharks sun kai harin jirgin kuma ya jefa ta, ba cakulan.

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"Sharks yana nuna wani ban mamaki," wanda ya ƙaunaci ya sake cewa, kuma mai ƙwarewa ya fahimci cewa ya riga ya ƙaunace ta.

Babban halin da kawuna daga dan kasuwa ya hau kan scabland, ku bar subbarina mai ɗaukar kaya, wanda a fili yake, don musayar.

- 'yan ƙasa, zan tafi! - in ji protagonist.

"Maimakon haka, game da Tigrick," masu ƙauna.

Wani mai kallo mai gogewa yana so ya tambayi inda haɗin ya fito, idan ba haka ba, kuma ba wanda ya nemi kafa, amma saboda wasu dalili ya yi shiru.

Babban gurbata orange a kasa ya saba da haske. Girgiza kifayen kifayen da ke cikin adadin mutane biyar na biyu sun kewaye gwarzo da kawuna daga rundunar masu kasuwanci.

Mai kyaftin, "Sharks yana nuna wani bakon na," Sharkuna yana nuna wani bakon, hau kan su.

"Yayana," Ina da mafi karancin caji a polvegaton. "

"Amma wannan shine kawai dama," ƙaunataccen ya tashi.

"Da kyau, lafiya," Ina dafa da torpedo. "

Gaba daya shirin. A cikin tekun mara iyaka, fountin fountin yana ɗaukar.

- Na gode, hula, Duk Normul, - ya ba da rahoton protagonist.

- Willis, kai ne? - soots wani gogaggen mai kallo.

Tashar "OSHoma", babban halayyar da ƙaunataccen Kumbuna, yana tambayar juna "ar da lafiya?".

Masanin kimiyya ya tsallake daga dakin da bangon gilashi da kuka: "Na fahimci komai, waɗannan lu'ulu'u ne mai bushe, kuma baƙon".

Kurabi daga 'yan kasuwa masu jan kaya suna jan Akm kuma yana gudanar da jerin gwano akan kwamfutoci.

- Ta yaya kuka ɓoye a cikin injin a cikin ruwa ?! - orrate wani gogaggen mai kallo, amma abin ƙyama shi ne.

- Ke Menene? - Babban halin ya yi mamaki, yana kallon gawawwakin abokan aiki.

"Ni wakilin sojana na sirri ne," kawun kawun kawun baya, ya fito, ba dan kasuwa ba. - Akwai wani babban asirin soja, ku kuma, Assoles, tare da tasharmu ta hana mu yin makullin sirrin.

Babban halin da ƙaunataccen ya gudu, kuma wakilin asirin ya isa na ƙarshe da ya gabata - Brunette - kuma ya ce baƙon abu: "Za ku zama my."

Brunette a cikin rami. Mai kallo a cikin rami. Wani wakili na asiri shi ma bai fahimci abin da nake nufi ba, don haka nan da nan ya jefa da gudawa a ƙofar. Zaurarka ta hanyar hankali cika da ruwa, Brunette yana neman yatsun kafa wanda aka shigar da shigarwa, dimming.

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A minti masu zuwa biyar manyan halaye, wanda aka fi so da sirrin da ke gudana cikin tashar da ta rushe kuma ya doke juna da nasara da nasara. Sai suka ƙaryata, to, lalle s they, sun ce, sai suka ce, "Bãƙibar abin da yake a cikin raɗɓe, haƙĩƙa, tabbas za su kasance mãsu zama."

Kabeji subrinine.

"Kyaftin," in ji Lahararren ruwa mai ruwa, "sun mutu, ya zama dole a tafi.

- Ee, Ee, - Kyaftin din Sobs, - cike da gaba, kusurwar digiri ashirin.

Tashar "OsHoma". Haske mai haske mai haske yana bayyana a cikin tagulla. A kasan kusa da tashar, babban ɓallaka ne daga amintaccen regor yana ƙasa. Baƙon da aka buga da ba a buga ƙasa ba daga kaset (da kyau, ko aunty, ƙugiya), ɗaga murfin orange kuma ya sanye ta a hankali.

Rufe-sama - idanun manyan halaye. Jarumin yadda na fahimce ka, "in ji gwarzon mai da gogewa.

Kabeji subrinine.

"Auna," in ji kyaftin, "ya ce," Wani yana bugawa. "

Wani gogaggen tunanin girman jirgin ruwa mai zurfi, saurin jirgin ruwa, mai samar da makaman nukiliya mai ruwa, da sinared daga cikin jirgin ruwa mai nucleine daga farin ciki.

Bude ƙofar, wanda ga alƙawarin, umarci kyaftin.

Gateofar da aka yiwa kofar da wani protagonist, ƙaunataccen a kanta (a nan fanfares) ba tare da scuba ba.

- Cikakke, wanda aka fi so! - ihu babban halin da matsananciyar son ta a kan sneaker a kan kumatun.

Abin da aka fi so "Khe-Khe", ya cika ruwa, yana buɗe idanunsa kuma yayi murmushi.

Mai kyaftin na kunci ya yi watsi da sayen tsawata.

Buɗe marine mai santsi, baƙi, titers.

A kan bango na lakabi, muna jin m kiɗa da matsi da nima. Wannan goguwar mai kallo yana fuskantar Orgasm.

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