8 shaida cewa mutum dabba ce. A cikin gifs

Anonim

Baby Pics, ka ce mutane da ba su so. Magitis su, m, wulakanci kuma baya fitar dashi. Shin jinƙai, ta yaya zan iya magana game da mu?

Muna kauna maza. Su kuliyoyi ne. Kuma kuma kwace, birai da aladu. Da kyau, a hankali - dabbobi. Ee, kowane mutum tabbas dabba ce. Kuma shi ya sa:

Dole ne a Brewed

8 shaida cewa mutum dabba ce. A cikin gifs 36825_1
Masu mallakar kuliyoyi sun san cewa yana faruwa idan bai zuba abinci a cikin kwano ba: fara dabba mai ban tsoro zai fara rawar jiki tare da tursasawa, to - don ihu da tsage Linoleum. Ga guda tare da mutum. Daga "masoyi, me muke da abincin dare?" Kafin "menene Jahannama babu abin da za a ci a wannan gidan ?!" A matsakaici, minti uku wucewa. A'a, dumplings ba ya dafa da kansa. Ya kasance cat.

Bayansa yana buƙatar cire shi

8 shaida cewa mutum dabba ce. A cikin gifs 36825_2
Ka san abin da zai faru idan ka saki ferret daga keji ka tafi? A hanya zai bayyana a cikin gidan. Trail ta lalace ta datti. Kuna iya wasa a cikin hanyar kuma ku mayar da shi cikin ƙwararrun tafkin iska. Don haka kuna cikin safiya na Chingachguk, daidai ne? Kuna buƙatar wanke shi a bayan sa kofin kofin, shafa crumbs daga tebur kuma cire tsiran alade cikin firiji. Don haka, muna ci gaba: ƙetare da stools, shafa puddle a saman bene na gidan wanka, wanke madubi, manna man fetur, wanke da bristle daga matattarar. Ina, ka ce, ya ci gaba? Shin kun yi ado da hagu? Cokali don takalma a wurin rataye.

Dole ne a horar da shi

8 shaida cewa mutum dabba ce. A cikin gifs 36825_3
Kuma in ba haka ba ta wata hanya. Mafi Mataimakin shine littafin "kar a yi girma cikin kare." Kyakkyawan ƙarfafa shine sha'awar gaskiyar cewa a ƙarshe ne aka gicciye shelf. Yabo, hau, ciyar da dandano. Amma mara kyau ƙarfafa yana da bakin ciki. Kada ku doke shi da fil na mirgina, idan ya zo ya bugu da karfe uku na safe. Jim kadan kafin tsakar dare ya zo masa SMS: "Dearce, motarka tana ɗaukar mayuka, me zan yi?" A lokacin da ya sani, bayar da rahoton cewa a cikin wani Baki ya kare hakkinsa ga filin ajiye motoci. Kai ne da'irar matasa, kuma bai dame a cikin wani cat cat ba. A hankali - ba a bugu ba.

Yana alamar titin

8 shaida cewa mutum dabba ce. A cikin gifs 36825_4
Kuna tsammanin safa muke? Haha. Safa abu kaɗan ne. Tabbas zai zama kamar gida don yin mummunan daji a ƙofar, kodayake tsire-tsire mara kyau ya gaza har abada. Alamar gaske alamun alama a kewayen birai. Bolts a kan shiryayye a cikin gidan wanka. Screwdriver a kan windowsill. Baturi daga Zhiguli a kan baranda. Katako daga Dandy a cikin tufafi. Dumbbells a cikin farfajiyar. Ya sake rasa makullin daga motar? Dubi cikin gandun daji, don tabbas suna can.

Yana neman fakiti

8 shaida cewa mutum dabba ce. A cikin gifs 36825_5
Gidan shakatawa na TARD-Gadage na Tazovodov "Victor, Shpunk da Vasan". Commemealth na magoya bayan kungiyar hockey Click "lohotes". Hade "giya a ranar Juma'a". Alliance "Alliance Cuku shine cin abinci". Komawa mai mallakar Buli da Yorkshire Ciji kuma. Union na masu gemu a cikin kunkuntar wando da tabarau ba tare da diopters ba. Garkunan Wolar Wolves da garken awaki. Kun sani, ba komai yana da ban tsoro, a zahiri. Babban abu shi ne cewa waɗancan mutanen da suke da jinin ku guda ɗaya ba su yi wanka ba a maɓuɓɓugar ruwa a ranar sojojin jirgin sama. Sabili da haka - zaku iya rayuwa.

Yana nuna ainihin gida

8 shaida cewa mutum dabba ce. A cikin gifs 36825_6
Babu wani bayani game da cututtukan metro. Magungunan Metro shine lokacin da masu cutar masu karya suke zaune a kan benci kuma suna yada ƙananan yatsunsu don haka maƙwabta sun yi ɗorawa guda ɗaya. Koyaya, idan wani namiji yana zaune kusa, mai alfahari mai girman kai zai dauki matsayi na al'ada - da kyau, har zuwa dama. Amma idan akwai wata mace kusa, to dukansu: tuna mara mutuwa "na fita daga cikin my"? Prapphrazing Classics, zaka iya ci gaba: "Duba, hassada, Ni Boback ne."

Ya buga wasannin aure

8 shaida cewa mutum dabba ce. A cikin gifs 36825_7
Ya fasa ku a cikin rassan keyboard (a hankali, bouquets), ya ce da ku da yawa kamar na ƙwaro da kuma Rzhet (a cikin ma'ana (a hankali), tafiya tare da ku, ya ce ni Ya fi son shi), ya bar ku Oleniyanci - don jin daɗin (da kyau, kun fahimta). A lokacin zama, har zuwa lokaci. Kuma ya batar da ku kuma ya ɓace. Ko kuma zai sauke fata. Ugh kai ga gajarta: Zai karɓe ku lokacin da kai, zai gaya muku cewa kun cika, zai tambayi abin da kuka cancanci a sami kuɗi. Kuma wane ne shekara ɗaya da suka wuce, kamar yadda gashin tsuntsu suka buga!

Ya lassanta.

8 shaida cewa mutum dabba ce. A cikin gifs 36825_8
Da kyau, wannan shine, yana scraps: o)

Kara karantawa