Mun jefa ƙirar da aka fila da sihirinmu daga teburin edita, kuma ba a yi masa fushi ba. Ba tebur da aka yi fushi, amma ƙwallo. Kuma na ba mu halaye marasa dacewar mu, kuma sauran alamun zodiac kuma ba su yi nadewa ba. Ya juya cewa mu sukan karye abubuwa ne mai wuya. Ko da har abada cikin rayuwa bai ragu a bene ba babu kwallaye sihiri.
Kafarori
Babu shakka rashin son rai, sanyi, kamar dusar kankara a cikin teku, bastard. Bangare mai wuya ya tabbatar da dokar. Wataƙila wannan saboda gaskiyar cewa a kusa da ranar haihuwar capricorn kowace shekara da kisan kare dangi na zuwa garemu don idin yawan abubuwan da ba su da laifi, amma raunin da yawa ya shafa.
Aquarius
Haske kai mai son kai a cikin girgije basarin. Ba shi yiwuwa a sasanta tare da shi game da komai - Aquarius koyaushe yana canza shirinsa tare da kalmar "ban yi nasara ba." Hanya guda daya tilo da za a kiyaye kyakkyawar dangantaka da tazari bawai ta dogara da hakan ba. Da kyau, ko shoot - ƙaunar mamakin Aquarius yana da sauƙi kuma mai daɗi.
Kifi
Kwance, da dama m sloly bastard. Kamar kowa, gami da kanka. Da gaske na yi imani da wannan arya da annoba a lokacin da bai yi imani ba. Laifi cikakken zaɓi ne saboda fa'idodi - don kifi nau'i ne na fasaha. Ba shi yiwuwa a tabbatar da wannan daga wannan - da kyau, kuna buƙatar siyan idanu zuwa kanku, huda puece da ba ƙoƙarin samun bayanai masu gaskiya ko da a matakin "wani lokaci ne?" Sannan Ok.
Aries
Bassard mai girman kai. Yana ɗaukar kowa da marasa amfani, kuma, a cikin ƙa'idar, haƙƙoƙi, amma har yanzu ba a yi rauni da rauni ba. Babu hanyoyin da za a yi gwagwarmaya. Girman kai na Aries Beats, yana ɗaukar fugdive har ma a cikin yankin Pegasus Galaxy. Babban Dokar dabarun aminci yayin sadarwa tare da aries - ba sa sadarwa tare da aries.
Maraƙi
Mashahurin mara kyau ba komai bane face face na wannan baskin mai fasaha, wanda aka yi niyya don tsotse abubuwa biyu, kuma, da kyau, goma. Kudi yana son kamshi. Shirye na ƙarshe yana cire ƙarfin ɗayan mavestiable. Wani abu kuma shi ne cewa an cire wannan rigar da ba yawanci cire shi daga Taurus da kansa, amma tare da wasu rikicewar jiki da marasa taimako.
Tobens
Warched Baturfe wahala daga jarirai a cikin tashar tashar. Maimakon haka, a'a, da yasa wahala? Sosai jin dadi. Gemini ya yi kira da rashin taimako har ma ya mutu, kamar yadda ostsum, a gaban hadari a cikin tsari, alal misali, takardar kudi don Apartment. Kuma a nan sun riga dubunnan mutane masu tausayi suna ceci talabishi na Noshoshi. Kuma tagwaye za su yi tunani a kan gado da hira, taɗi, taɗi, hira.
Ciwon kanser
The mimicarizing bastard, yayi kamar ya zama babba da duka lobster, iya warware kowace matsala tare da motsi ɗaya na gashin baki ko kuma ya kasance a bakin gashin baki ko kuma ya lullube bakin bakin gashin baki ɗaya ko kuma ya kasance a bakin gashin baki ɗaya ko kuma lobster a bakin. A zahiri, wucewa a ƙarƙashin dutse kuma ta sake ganin idanunsa akan kirtani a wani wuri a cikin Allkton. Ma'anar rayuwa ta sauko zuwa "Ku bar ni, kuma mafi kyau - mutu."
Zaki
Bastard bastard, kusa da kai da kai a cikin cikakke. Abokai wanzu don sauraron sauraron abubuwan da ke tsoron zaki. Abincin abokan adawar suna da kyau sosai kuma suka bayar don ayyukan zaki. A hankali girman kai ya miƙa ga zakuna ta hanyar wahala a kusa da jirgin, saboda haka yana da matukar lafiya in yi tafiya cikin radius na daya ko biyu daga Sarkin shanu. Yana yiwuwa tare da silin din oxygen.
Virgo
Petty, siyan da kuma bashin. An kori mai pedantic na budurwa ta ɗari uku da ɗari huɗu da ɗari na Mary Poppins a shekara. Abokai suna farawa don sanar. Sai dai itace, ya zo, kuma wannan waƙa za ta dawwama. Abokan gaba daga budurwai suna dantawa kai tsaye kuma ko'ina inda Virgo ya kwashe fiye da wata ɗaya. Kuma kasancewar makiya na budurwa kawai farantawa - wannan bastard yana da kyau, tare da farin ciki ban sha'awa kuma ya san da yawa azabtarwa.
Libra
Gaggawa na gaggawa shakku, koyaushe don neman sauƙin mafi sauƙin aiki. Tabbas, bai samu ba. Soes a ciki daga cikin duk waɗanda ke kusa, suna buƙatar haɗe tare. A sakamakon haka, "Ee, ya tafi dukkan Nafig," ya ce mata na Mataimakin Gobobi (idan sa'a) da takobi, kusa da tafiya Passersby.
Kunama
Takaici barren. A matsayin makami yana amfani da jima'i yafi jima'i, amma ba komai ba. Zai iya rikicci hanzarin da aka sanya sandar da aka yi kawai don ganin yadda rayuwa take tafiya a hankali. Yana zaune a cikin ayyukan matakan da suke da nauyi tare da alamar "dumi, na kashe, Roble caravans, rawar jiki, jariri, jariri, rawar jiki, rawar jiki."
Sagittarius
Ya saurari m daga kwallon: Alexander Smilanskaya