Girman, ba shakka, al'amura - da kuma ɗan ɗan dariya (ko rashi) gamsuwa ko ta yaya ƙasa da babba, lafiya da aiki. Amma darajar kuma tana da inganci! Ba duka halaka suna da amfani daidai ba, wasu suna da sauƙi! ..
Humworist-Kindergarten
Ya zo a cikin kwikwiyo jin daɗin maganganu masu yawa akan bayyanar ilimin halittar jiki da sauran cikakkun bayanai na jiki. Da alama cewa wadannan sune sakamakon raunin da bai dace ba: Alamun basu sani ba a cikin kungiyar mai tsarki game da ass da futerosh, mummunan dariya game da cheburh da Piachki Hid. Kuma a nan aka bashi fasfo din, an shigo duniya kuma a can sun bude idanunsu. Kuma a sa'an nan ya fashe da natsuwa. Musamman masu wartsakewa lokacin da wannan igiyar ta rufe ku a cikin ofishin m uwargle tare da taye da sakatare.
M kwaro
Yaron ya girma - kuma Doros ga irin wannan maganganu a matsayin haihuwar waina, da kuma tursasawa sosai cikin yawan mutane. Zai yiwu wani kwarin ciki mai rauni (oxymoron ya juya, da kyau, a'a, zai bama ku da wadannan rollers, wanda Dude ta jefa maku, ya fadi cikin ruwa, ggyy. Kuma zai iya haɗuwa da cutarwa - irin wannan kwayar halitta. Za ku hadu - rataye shi a kan wutsiya na gwangwani, don gane da sauri ya dawo da poop poop da aka fi so daga kantin sayar da filastik da aka fi so.
Humorist RZhevsky
Tare da Mr. Garantantor, komai a bayyane yake. Wannan ya rataye shekaru goma sha biyar. Abubuwan da suka shafi su sune firamare da sakandare, da kuma duk bambancin motsi na faruwa da su. A kan waɗanda saboda wasu dalilai ba su dame kuma kada ku jefa kuri'a a cikin iska tare da sautikan wargi game da nono, yana da raini. Hakanan, gagaraas, ba a samu. Su ne traifle tura, mai yiwuwa kawai ba har zuwa yau ba, wane irin hatsin rai ne nono, gee.
Humorist ya more-fushi
Game da shi masanin yakan fara magana da sautin tambaya. "I, haka, ba ka saurare shi ba, yana da kirki cikin zurfin rai. Ba za a yi fushi ba. Jiya Kitten Fed. A'a, ba guba bane. Ee, an bincika. " Domin idan ya saurare shi, zai zama mai wahala cewa za a ƙirƙira shi, kuma a kan kwari da aka yi ciniki - paws pain daya ya tsage. An kawo shi wani danshi na zahiri na barkwanci, ko da yake ba shi ne wani kabarin kuma ba kabarin ba ne. Da gaske bai firgita kowa ba. Mahimmanci, da alama. Me yasa babu wanda ya bishe shi na kwatancen, 'yan tsiraru na kasa da mutane masu karkata - wannan shine tambayar.
Humistist na kwantar da hankali
Shi mutum ne da aka yi. Za'a iya haɗa Jagora. Da kuma lalata rigar jirgin ruwa zuwa wani abu. A lokaci guda akwai tsoron wurare marasa lafiya, gami da rufe a hankali. Mafi ban sha'awa shine cewa yana neman wannan ba bayani a cikin akwatin gawa ba. Babu wani abu na sirri! Wannan ita ce hanyarsa na magana. Butterflies sarewa, furanni masu kamshi ne, da kuma Gennady tashi tafiya akan mozoles. Lokaci-lokaci da gaske mamakin rashin daidaituwa (kuma wani lokacin da aka lalace). Ya yi dariya.
M slim
Ya kuma nuna fannoni a cikin rubutun guda ɗaya, dabbar dabba da Tarantino, cewa ya juya cikin ban dariya da kyan gani. Dan Adam kuma ba ya ganewa, ba tare da grams ɗari ba. Wani lokaci akwai haɗuwa mai ban sha'awa a ɗayan ɗayan mutum na bakin ciki da na kindergarten. Ana jan wannan mu'ujiza na zaɓi tare da kayan lambu-suna ajiye kayan lambu saboda irin wannan ne postmernism uku-Layer. Ko kuma saboda lamari ne game da jaki? .. Wanene zai gane shi, ya fi kyau kuma ba ya shiga waɗannan batun zurfi: akwai mai kauri kuma a lokaci guda yana da bakin ciki sosai.
Mai mulkin humor Sarcastic
Samu ta hanyar tsallaka daga jinsin biyu na baya. Iya a lokaci guda mugunta, amma yana sarrafa don riƙe gab da yadda ba zai yiwu ba - kuma suna alfahari yana haskakawa cikin rashin daidaituwa. Kasancewa kamar a cikin nanny, aka bayyana a Tuwha Jansson:
"- Mene ne" A hankali? " - Nemi Mumi-Troll. Da kyau, yi tunanin cewa kun yi tuntuɓe da ƙarfi a cikin riga an riga an faɗi. Tuu-Tikki ya ce. - Tabbas, mahaifiyarka zata yi fushi. Amma ba ta bane. Kawai kawai ya ce tare da lalata kwantar da hankula: "Na fahimta shine dawanka, amma zan yi godiya sosai idan kun yi rawa ba a samfuran." Ko wani abu cikin ruhu iri ɗaya. "
Humorist Fillet
A ma'anar cewa ya karanta da yawa, sannan ya ambaci da yawa. Fiye da daidai, masu tarawa. Wasu lokuta yakan juya sosai ... musamman idan bai dace ba. Tare da shi a cikin kusancin dangi ya ƙunshi ɗan sihiri-cin zarafi, mai son ƙwararru tare da kalmomi. Idan sun rage tare, za su juya zuwa rufaffiyar tsarin, wanda ba wanda ake buƙata. Na farko, alal misali, da yardar rai na iya hawa iri iri daga maganar na biyu. Na biyun shine fadada yawan abin da zaku iya wasa. Dukansu za su iya ma'amala da wannan yanayin ba tare da yin bacci da hutawa ba. Don haka abin da ba zai yi ɗan yaro ba, bai kasance cikin hade da Ilfom da Petrov ba.
Humorist-Discoveer
Yana kama da maɓallin ka - da gangan idanun idanu, rahotanni: "Saurari unecdotote!" Girgiza, yeah? ;) Kuma muna son shi, af. Pokashi bai dace ba, ba kwa yin gumi akan magungunanku, nipples - kuma ba su taɓa. Kuma tare da irin wannan kyakkyawar ƙauna yana ba ku barkwanci tare da gefunan da ke da gaske, wanda kanta yana dariya sosai. Menene bambanci, menene ainihin wargi, wanda ya tunatar da ku da farin ciki sau a cikin aji na uku, ko sama da cewa wani yana da farin jini? Babban abu shine sakamako. Ta yaya za a ce wani Wizard-transoverer, tuna abokantaka ta yara tare da m-fushi: potassifide cyan Cyanide - yana da kyakkyawan sakamako!
Humistist Mimmy
Kuma akwai ƙanshin tare da allahntaka ch / yu. Ka sauƙaƙe sanin irin wannan daga cikin dubu: yana dariya da kansa, ba ya tunanin ya tafi tare da ku da yara ", da kuma a aikin baƙo da pics.ru!
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