Muscovites sun kasance Lis.
Duk wanda ya yi zurfi (ko kuma mai tambaya) ya yi imani cewa babu wanda yake aiki a cikin Moscow. Muscovite ya zo da safe zuwa ofishin a kan Maybach da waƙoƙi a cikin dakin fata har maraice, shan espresso kuma suna bauta ta yanar gizo. Da yamma, muscovite, ba shakka, ya ci Sushi, yana tafiya zuwa cikin kulob din motsa jiki, yana ziyartar jam'iyyun da cin jam'iyyun MOJITO. A duk wannan, Moskvich yana samun nau'ikan abubuwa miliyan a kowace rana, amma har yanzu ban ƙoshi ba, saboda gyar da shi cewa yana da yawa da yawa.Muscovites - zhmoty.
Nonoshvich sani cewa duk da miliyan a kowace rana, Muscovite da koyo, ko da yake tare da Chervonz, shan wahala daga ciki colic. Babu Moskvich ba zai taba bayar da kudi ga mai bara ba, ba zai biya a gidan abinci ba ga dukkan kamfanin kuma ba zai damu da nasihu mai kyau ba. Moskvich, kasancewa ƙafafu, na tabbata cewa duk wasu mutane daidai ne kamar rai, kamar yadda ya kamata a yi shi daga rai, ya kamata koyaushe zan yi shi "?
Muscovites - Snoby
Moskvich - SNOB SNOB kuma ya yi imanin cewa babu wani rai a cikin jirgin ƙasa na Moscow. Muscovite ba a san cewa Kemerovo da Yekaterinburg - ba iri ɗaya ba, kuma Vlarivostok ba wani wuri bane a cikin taiga. Kawai Moskvich na iya kiran petrovlovsk-kullchatsky a cikin uku a Moscow kuma faɗi "da yamma." Muscovite ya tabbata cewa Wolves yana yawo a tituna a Tambov, a cikin Vologikir - Voladimir - Voladimir - Voladimir - Voladimir - Voladimir - Voladimir - Voladimir - Voladimir - Voladimir - Voladimir - Voladimir - Voladimir - Voladimir - Voladimir - Voladimir - Voladimir na tsakiya da kuma iska ta tsakiya. More Muscovite yana da tabbaci cewa duk wani Undemusphous neve, ba'a kuma ba zai iya samun sushi ba. Saboda haka, Sadarwa tare da baƙo na babban birnin, Moskvich koyaushe yana nuna hali kamar akayi mai nagarta.Muscoves wawa
Muscovites ba su san komai ba kawai game da ƙasar, har ma game da nasu garin. Babu wani muscovite tafiya ko'ina, ban da kungiyoyin motsa jiki da jam'iyyun kwalliya. A kan kasancewar rayuwar Gidajen Moscow, Muscovite, gabaɗaya, ba ya yi tsammani, kuma idan kun tambayi shi game da premase previes na ƙarshe, zai fara sakewa da sallama. Rashin mutun mutanen Muscovites sananne ga kowa da kowa, musamman ga masu bidi'a, wanda, akasin haka, suna da ma'ana sosai.
Muscovites suna magana kamar Mersons
Maganar Moscow ta zama abin kyama. Moskvich ya tattauna kamar yana da abin mamaki a bakinsa, kuma daga wannan ya yi bumbin, tura wasikun da kwanyar shara. Lokacin da Muscovite ya ce "kuma Nasha a cikin MaskWwa", Ina so in rufe shi cikin makogwaro espresso tare da kofin.Muscovites duk lokacin haush kai wani wuri
Kowane muscovite yana da aƙalla iri uku a cikin jaki. In ba haka ba, yadda za a bayyana gaskiyar cewa motsi na Muscovite ya ninka sau uku fiye da saurin motsi na mutum? Musamman ma a jirgin karkashin kasa, lokacin da ka fahimci cewa kwatsam ya gano kansa a cikin garken rhintoins kuma an tilasta wa ko dai gudu tare da kowa, ko kuwa mutu.
Muscovites sun makara
Duk da madawwamin ruƙun, Moskvich ba zai taɓa zuwa ko ina kan lokaci ba. A lokaci guda, Muscovite ba zai kira komai ba kuma ba zai yi gargadi game da latti ba, amma zai zama Jesusuit don yin shiru kuma ba zai yi shiru ba su jira, sosai kuma ɗauka mafi munin. Lokacin da Moskvich zai bayyana, ba zai nemi afuwa ga marigayi ba, amma zai nuna irin komai bai faru ba, amma zai yi hali kamar komai bai faru ba, shayar da wawancin sa wawaye kuma ku yi gunaguni game da cunkoson ababen hawa.Muscovites ana yin ba'a
Bayyanar Muscovite ta hadu da Nevoshvich, ya fara zagi a kansa, zagi a kowane hanya don yi masa ba'a. Misali, babu muscovite zai gaya muku yadda kuma ma yi ƙoƙarin kai tsaye daga cikin sauran bangon - saboda haka ya rasa kuma ya mutu. Idan Moskvich yana ganin farantin lasisin shago a kan motar, tabbas zai yanke irin wannan motar ko madadin. A ƙarƙashin na'urar don aikin Nevoskvich, da bambanci ga Muscovite, zai zama batun mummunan abin toshe. Wani labari daban da dawakai. Muscovites ba su da aure a gare su, kuma idan sun yi aure - duk rayuwar da aljannu suna cinye su da sha'awar samun gidan birni.
Muscovites suna da tabbacin cewa a kan "abin rufe fuska" duka haske ya faɗi kamar weji
Muscoviite yana da tabbacin cewa game da Moscow Moscow, mafarkin duk lardin, kuma har ma da haka kuma peterets. Sabili da haka, kowane, har ma da mafi laifi, kalmar nevoshvich muscovite yana sa bulo tubalin da ƙyama: "Ee, ku kawai Caisso." A zahiri, wannan Moscow Nafit ya yi wa kowa ya yi sallama kowa, amma gwada yin bayanin wannan ga babban birnin babban birnin? "Me yasa kuke bin mu to"? - ya tambaya, a hankali grinning.Moskvich Muscovich VOK
Muhimmin abu shine cewa Muscoves ƙi ba kawai lardiya bane, har ma da juna. Juna ma ya fi. A cikin Moscow, babu wata abota ko dangantaka. Ko da kusancin dangi suna rayuwa kowa a cikin raminsu kuma ana samunsu ne kawai akan abubuwan tunawa da faranta, inda abin sha ya sha, kuma ku ci sushi. Kuma babu waƙoƙi da rawa har safiya, babu "tunani, amma kawai magana game da rajista na Moscow, wanda muscovite ya girgiza kamar kaji a kan kwai a kan kwai. Zinare.
Duk wannan ya shafi! Aske! Aske!